NFL Black Monday Thread/Coaching Carousel

[Dutchrudder 11113]

3 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

KK hates recruiting.  Hates it.

Sounds like a perfect match then, let Jimbo handle the recruiting/NIL bag money, and let KK run the football program. The two of them together would only cost about 15 million a year, sounds like a bargain to me!

[Tex-19 2869]

My guess for Kliff in order of likelihood:

1. TV gig

2. Take a year off

3. NFL OC

4. College job, likely Bama or in a big city like USC or Miami 

[tokamak 6350]

Has there been any chatter about Belichick retiring? I wonder how long he's gonna hang in there. He's 70, team just missed the playoffs, and his young QB is meh.

[Pam Cummings 9560]

Just now, tokamak said:

Has there been any chatter about Belichick retiring? I wonder how long he's gonna hang in there. He's 70, team just missed the playoffs, and his young QB is meh.

Already announced he's coming back next year.

[Incredulity 11541]

Just now, tokamak said:

Has there been any chatter about Belichick retiring? I wonder how long he's gonna hang in there. He's 70, team just missed the playoffs, and his young QB is meh.

He is going to die on the sideline.

[TonyTexas 10481]

4 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

My guess for Kliff in order of likelihood:

1. TV gig

2. Take a year off

3. NFL OC

4. College job, likely Bama or in a big city like USC or Miami 

1a. Moves to Ibiza and does all of the hookers and blow. 

[FunkSoulBrother 923]

11 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

My guess for Kliff in order of likelihood:

1. TV gig

2. Take a year off

3. NFL OC

4. College job, likely Bama or in a big city like USC or Miami 

5. Ryan Gosling stunt double

[runthebone 7931]

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

* a part. 

I know you didn't type that but it's just so fucking ignorant when people do that. It's an epidemic 

l believe it should be:  it's a rebuild from which he doesn't not want to be apart.

[LTtxfan 48952]

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Retread route. Great strategy, Denver. If the guy was good at his last HC job, don’t you think he’d still have it

 

[closetohumping 17386]

17 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Rumor is Mcarthy is on video doing blow with Jerry jones and rapping the N word. So both will be gone

Hard N or soft N?

[Brothahorn 10085]

1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I’m guessing that since they are going to draft Bryce Young at QB they want someone that can help groom him to be a top NFL QB.   They should just hire his current OC at Bama as the new Head Coach of the Texans to make sure Young is in a comfortable situation.  

Or they could money whip Sark.

Edited January 9, 2023 by Brothahorn

[Aqua Buddha 14501]

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

My guess for Kliff in order of likelihood:

1. TV gig

2. Take a year off

3. NFL OC

4. College job, likely Bama or in a big city like USC or Miami 

5.  Coach at SMU and bang wealthy divorcees from the Park Cities.

[jeevsie 3720]

Can you imagine being in a position where you're worried your coach will get poached?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

 

That starter jacket is sweet

[Pescado_Rojo 19330]

15 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

5.  Coach at SMU and bang wealthy divorcees from the Park Cities.

[Macanudo 12925]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'm tired of there not being any women head coaches. 

MacKenzie Kelly....  Come on down!

[markstanco 12501]

3 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Retread route. Great strategy, Denver. If the guy was good at his last HC job, don’t you think he’d still have it

[hookem48 4631]

1 hour ago, tokamak said:

Has there been any chatter about Belichick retiring? I wonder how long he's gonna hang in there. He's 70, team just missed the playoffs, and his young QB is meh.

He wants to win a Super Bowl without Brady as much as Jerry Jones wants to win one without Jimmy getting credit.

[Kennythetiger 9334]

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

l believe it should be:  it's a rebuild from which he doesn't not want to be apart.

Huh?  

[Pescado_Rojo 19330]

12 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

He wants to win a Super Bowl without Brady as much as Jerry Jones wants to win one without Jimmy getting credit.

And he's got about the same chance. 

[tx 3 putt 76294]

13 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

He wants to win a Super Bowl without Brady as much as Jerry Jones wants to win one without Jimmy getting credit.

both, will never happen

Edited January 9, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 76294]

39 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Can you imagine being in a position where you're worried your coach will get poached?

 

None of those worries at UT !!!!

[TexArcher 37506]

22 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

MacKenzie Kelly....  Come on down!

A Disaster Scientist to coach the Texans?

I mean, she wouldn't have won last weekend and fucked up the #1 draft pick...

[tx 3 putt 76294]

39 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

5.  Coach at SMU and bang wealthy divorcees from the Park Cities.

where ever he lands, he’ll be tagging plenty of hot ass !

[Murfdogg21 4412]

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

That starter jacket is sweet

Just imagine it after he cut the sleeves off that bad boy!

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Just imagine it after he cut the sleeves off that bad boy!

[Beau Vine 53978]

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Other than Jeff Saturday I’m not sure there has ever been a more predictable disaster. 

Counterpoint: Jeff Saturday is making so many people eat crow that he got his own crow-eating thread.

[Nicole44 22027]

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

And he's got about the same chance. 

Best post on this. 🤘🏼

[Storm the Field 5271]

16 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

The Texans may have an owner issue like Dallas

On the bright side, we got Jim Crane running the Astros as perennial WS contenders.

[Brothahorn 10085]

These idiots(especially at Espn) don't even try anymore.

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Another option for the Cardinals could be Joseph. He has the relationships in the organization and has been building a quality defense through his four years in Arizona. He was a head coach for two years in Denver prior to joining the Cardinals, so he has some experience.

Yeah the guy who won 11 games in 2 seasons is going to replace the loser that just got fired.

[closetohumping 17386]

3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

5.  Coach at SMU and bang wealthy divorcees and their daughters from the Park Cities.

Fify

[Ignatius 4000]

5 hours ago, Incredulity said:

He is going to die on the sideline.

Every year Genius continues to coach post-Brady makes it more and more evident who the driver was behind that dynasty…

[veritas aequitas 436]

2 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Every year Genius continues to coach post-Brady makes it more and more evident who the driver was behind that dynasty…

Being forced by the owner to trade Garoppolo and getting nothing for Brady has a lot to do with the current situation that team is in.

[Aqua Buddha 14501]

Lincoln Riley to Arizona.

[jeevsie 3720]

Bobby Petrino, actually 

[Bevo Num1 1004]

Derp

[atomheartbevo 89395]

8 hours ago, jeevsie said:

Can you imagine being in a position where you're worried your coach will get poached?

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

None of those worries at UT !!!!

[atomheartbevo 89395]

9 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

My guess for Kliff in order of likelihood:

1. TV gig

2. Take a year off

3. NFL OC

4. College job, likely Bama or in a big city like USC or Miami 

That #4, it ain't gonna be a HC gig anytime soon.  

[cmontexas 3248]

43 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That #4, it ain't gonna be a HC gig anytime soon.  

Houston would drop Holgorson like one of our receivers if Kliff wanted to come

[Guest]

6 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Lincoln Riley to Arizona.

Why would Riley tolerate the Ewok's bullshit, and whoever it is that takes that job will have to do exactly that.

Edited January 10, 2023 by slorch

[tx 3 putt 76294]

19 minutes ago, slorch said:

Why would Riley tolerate the Ewok's bullshit, and whoever it is that takes that job will have to do exactly that.

 

kyler is the bigger issue for AZ, not the HC 

[Dennis Taylor 18690]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

kyler is the bigger issue for AZ, not the HC 

Figuratively 

[Nicole44 22027]

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

kyler is the bigger issue for AZ, not the HC 

It appears Kyler won that round. GM stepped down and Kliff is gone. (Kliff should never have been hired as HC but a lot of the reason the season they had fell apart last year had to do with Kyler—that Ewok even alienated Larry Fitzgerald which is pretty hard to do.)

I know they can’t make a straight up swap but I’d send Kyler to the Raiders for Derek Carr. If they were to hire a good GM that makes that landing spot more attractive. But they can’t do that.

[Js1 85085]

7 hours ago, slorch said:

Why would Riley tolerate the bullshit 

Yeah, what would Lincoln Riley know about coaching Kyler Murray? 

[closetohumping 17386]

21 hours ago, markstanco said:

Looks like sark has a hog.  No homo

[tx 3 putt 76294]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

It appears Kyler won that round. GM stepped down and Kliff is gone. (Kliff should never have been hired as HC but a lot of the reason the season they had fell apart last year had to do with Kyler—that Ewok even alienated Larry Fitzgerald which is pretty hard to do.)

I know they can’t make a straight up swap but I’d send Kyler to the Raiders for Derek Carr. If they were to hire a good GM that makes that landing spot more attractive. But they can’t do that.

you can’t fire the ‘franchise’ qb 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Yeah, what would Lincoln Riley know about coaching Kyler Murray? 

That was then. This is now.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

22 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

None of those worries at UT !!!!

Nor were there with Royal, Brown, or even Akers for the first 7-8 years. That’s just not something Texas needs to worry about, even when winning as many games as any program in the country. 

[Native Horn 3485]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Looks like sark has a hog.  No homo

username checks out

[kingkoopa6 8312]

She said something. About something. Idk