2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2

[Ignatius 3987]

21 hours ago, Hate said:

They are going to move the pocket to help protect him.  His first year, he is likely to make a lot of plays with his legs as they will use play action bootlegs a big part of their offense.  He will have the options options at 2 different levels to throw to or run the ball if nobody is open.  I'd bet he is sacked fewer than 20 times this year.

Yeah, if we stay true to the Shanahan system, there aren’t going to be a lot of old-school 7-step drop, scan the field plays. It’s definitely a QB-friendly system…

[Macklemore 2878]

NOT EVEN 1 PRIME-TIME GAME. Fuck that disrespect.

[Rip76 4891]

Wow, 1 3:05 game

[Chuckie Finster 22553]

How do you fuck up a schedule reveal video this bad? The only thing you absolutely have to do is reveal the opponents in order, and they couldn’t even manage that.

[Brothahorn 10081]

How do you fuck up a schedule reveal video this bad? The only thing you absolutely have to do is reveal the opponents in order, and they couldn’t even manage that.

Browns weekend should have been a massage parlor.

Hannah let Cal have this one.

[The Earl of Texas 3129]

11 hours ago, Macklemore said:

NOT EVEN 1 PRIME-TIME GAME. Fuck that disrespect.

I’d say we earned it…

 

if our center plays well, this team will actually be decent.

[Macklemore 2878]

9 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

How do you fuck up a schedule reveal video this bad? The only thing you absolutely have to do is reveal the opponents in order, and they couldn’t even manage that.
 

 

 

I don’t know which video you’re referring to but this one they’ve posted is pretty cool.

 

[Chuckie Finster 22553]

24 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I don’t know which video you’re referring to but this one they’ve posted is pretty cool.

 

The video itself is.... fine compared to the other teams.  Probably lower half in creativity (They'll never see Paul Wall coming!).  The fact that the flow of the schedule is still a mystery after watching the video makes it absolute garbage.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3093]

10 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

How do you fuck up a schedule reveal video this bad? The only thing you absolutely have to do is reveal the opponents in order, and they couldn’t even manage that.
 

Will give them a little credit for doing something different and grouping the like mascots/team names together instead of just grinding out 17 individual clips of each team they play in exact order. It's a bit weird to be sure (birds shitting on Toros van??) but its fine.

[Eskimohorn 5589]

NOT EVEN 1 PRIME-TIME GAME. Fuck that disrespect.

Probably the worst team in the league just beginning a rebuild. Just desserts.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3093]

[BurntOrange&White 39181]

Peak off-season here guys, well done. 

[Sleepygrad 1029]

People bitching about lack of prime time games is laughable....Texans have been absolute dog shit. Why do we deserve any prime time games? We have to earn our way back up so let's do that and not bitch about lack of prime time slots for the worst team in the league

[billfromlaketravis 11301]

3 hours ago, Macklemore said:

I don’t know which video you’re referring to but this one they’ve posted is pretty cool.

 

I dunno guys. Throwing the Jets hat on the ground is bulletin board material. 

[billfromlaketravis 11301]

The only game I'd argue should be in primetime is Carolina. The 1st pick vs the 2nd pick has some appeal. More appeal than those garbage MNF double headers ESPN is forced to air. 

[BurntOrange&White 39181]

58 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

People bitching about lack of prime time games is laughable....Texans have been absolute dog shit. Why do we deserve any prime time games? We have to earn our way back up so let's do that and not bitch about lack of prime time slots for the worst team in the league

Counterpoint: Denver Broncos

[LTtxfan 48761]

 

[Brothahorn 10081]

When Demeco has us 12-2, the league will flex us to Monday night!

[Murfdogg21 4398]

[TonyTexas 10458]

This could be a good signing

 

[Mr. Drummond 2174]

The front office may or may not work out or win big, but it is nice to see adults in the room making rational decisions.

 

[tx 3 putt 75850]

7 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

The front office may or may not work out or win big, but it is nice to see adults in the room making rational decisions.

 

hannah seems very level headed 

[horn4life 3749]

I really wish Houstong would have picked up Duece Vaughn.  Simply as a more positive representative of #2, than the historical Texans performance...

[TonyTexas 10458]

DeMeco is an athlete

 

[billfromlaketravis 11301]

On 5/14/2023 at 4:51 AM, TonyTexas said:

This could be a good signing

 

Good Stingley insurance. 

[Belkster 0]

On 5/12/2023 at 5:55 PM, Sleepygrad said:

People bitching about lack of prime time games is laughable....Texans have been absolute dog shit. Why do we deserve any prime time games? We have to earn our way back up so let's do that and not bitch about lack of prime time slots for the worst team in the league

Is that even possible in the near future?

[The Earl of Texas 3129]

This dude was born to throw a football.

[SimkinsMan 4262]

48 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

This dude was born to throw a football.

That dude ranked Anthony Richardson no 1. I think I'll pass on his analysis. 

[The Earl of Texas 3129]

Ranked Anthony Richardson #1 *runner* of this QB class.

[The Earl of Texas 3129]

Cool insight on what will likely be our starter at Center.

[The Earl of Texas 3129]

Good get. He’ll be good for Ryans’s system and he’s a solid vet.

[The Earl of Texas 3129]

We have cap and need a WR, but if I was him I wouldn’t consider Houston. We’ll see.

[tx ind 6949]

If they get Nuk back it would be awesome.

[HtownHorn 14365]

They should inquire, but I bet he goes to Buffalo. At least, the idiots that traded him are gone.

[Zeus 5896]

On 5/12/2023 at 8:56 AM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Toxins fans when they make the playoffs once or twice in the next 12 years

 

Spoiler

 

 

[TonyTexas 10458]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

They should inquire, but I bet he goes to Buffalo. At least, the idiots that traded him are gone.

Maybe the return was lacking but the idea of trading him wasn’t terrible. He had 1 good year out of the 3 he was with the Cardinals. Was definitely not worth the money. 

[Wishbone 4725]

6 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Maybe the return was lacking but the idea of trading him wasn’t terrible. He had 1 good year out of the 3 he was with the Cardinals. Was definitely not worth the money. 

Maybe his QB couldn’t see him.

[TexArcher 37372]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Toxins fans when they make the playoffs once or twice in the next 12 years

 

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Hilarious, or something.

[The Earl of Texas 3129]

19 hours ago, Zeus said:

Toxins

Sweet nickname, aggy

I’ll never understand Dallas’s obsession with Houston.

Edited May 27, 2023 by The Earl of Texas

[Harrison Stafford 3322]

20 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

They should inquire, but I bet he goes to Buffalo. At least, the idiots that traded him are gone.

Yep.  Hop goes to Buffalo or KC.  

[Ignatius 3987]

6 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Yep.  Hop goes to Buffalo or KC.  

Neither of them has any cap space at all, and if Nuk wants to stay in the $18MM range, I don’t see them doing that level of restructuring. I’d bet on Dallas or Atlanta….

[Harrison Stafford 3322]

1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

Neither of them has any cap space at all, and if Nuk wants to stay in the $18MM range, I don’t see them doing that level of restructuring. I’d bet on Dallas or Atlanta….

I think Hop’s willing to take less for a chance at a ring and that sure as hell ain’t happening with Dallas or Atlanta.

[billfromlaketravis 11301]

I wouldn't be mad at Nuk in ATL. Should help out Bijan. 

Jesus Arizona. Really circling the shitter after a hosting a playoff game in 2021. And the midget will miss at least 5 games in 2023. And they're paying him $230 million. Say what you want about OU, but their mediocre NFL QB's sure as hell know how to get paid. 

[jkates 310]

On 4/30/2023 at 7:43 AM, Rip76 said:

Someone posted this on a Texans FB page.  Not happening, but just an idea.

 

The Texans have been trying to get that baby blue back. The league won't let them right now.

[David Dennison 18344]

Baby blue???

Come on, man.

[Wishbone 4725]

19 hours ago, jkates said:

The Texans have been trying to get that baby columbia blue back. The league won't let them right now.

FIFY

[Zeus 5896]

On 5/27/2023 at 12:28 PM, The Earl of Texas said:

Sweet nickname, aggy

I’ll never understand Dallas’s obsession with Houston.

I'm a Galvestonian, Texas alum. But yeah everyone who doesn't like the most aggy NFL franchise is somehow obsessed with them? 

[The Earl of Texas 3129]

23 hours ago, Zeus said:

I'm a Galvestonian, Texas alum. But yeah everyone who doesn't like the most aggy NFL franchise is somehow obsessed with them? 

Yes, the Galvestonian who posts about and has strong opinions on Dallas’s sports team you hear so much about…

Feel bad for most Stars fans but aggy like you is used to that kind of letdown.

[The Earl of Texas 3129]

 

[Macklemore 2878]