2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2

[Ignatius 4142]

On 8/1/2023 at 11:20 AM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Hello officer, I’d like to report a dead body:

Pancakes getting bodied by Texans PR early leader in the clubhouse for play of the year.

I’m good with Hannah’s nips being air conditioned…not so much Pancakes’.

Edited August 10, 2023 by Ignatius

[YChang 3569]

Does McClain even write for another outlet now or is he just a profesional malcontent now?

[The Earl of Texas 3214]

Which of these QBs is the new one

[msucolt45 4230]

1st pre-season game looks as if the D is a lot more “ready” than the O. This is the first look in pre-season, so I digress. Not a good look with CJ, then the commentators said he wasn’t even with the #1 O-Line. I’m like WTF - just go out there kid (1st Round draft pick)?

Hook’em!!! ( I forgot)!!!

Hook’em!!!

[Rip76 5022]

So the D, Dell and the one back showed some spark.

[Macklemore 2945]

12 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

So the D, Dell and the one back showed some spark.

Our run defense is much improved. This can be a top 10 defense in the league.

[LTtxfan 50005]

2 hours ago, YChang said:

Does McClain even write for another outlet now or is he just a profesional malcontent now?

He's a worthless fuck

[Murfdogg21 4563]

4 hours ago, YChang said:

Does McClain even write for another outlet now or is he just a profesional malcontent now?

He enjoys the scent of Amy Adams Seaskunk’s undercarriage 

[Macklemore 2945]

 

[Saint Tacky 1647]

17 hours ago, YChang said:

Does McClain even write for another outlet now or is he just a profesional malcontent now?

Now? That douchebag has ALWAYS been a malcontent.

[tx ind 7057]

13 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

He enjoys the scent of Amy Adams Seaskunk’s undercarriage 

He’s also a rapelor/Art Briles supporter

Edited August 11, 2023 by tx ind

[HtownHorn 15236]

Our 1st pick will likely be our worst pick of this draft.

[TonyTexas 10772]

Stroud might suck. Playing scared. 

[Rip76 5022]

Totally playing scared.

 

[Rip76 5022]

Not so much that drive.

[TonyTexas 10772]

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Not so much that drive.

Yep. He had better protection in that series. 

[TonyTexas 10772]

Wow. Will Anderson. 

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

Will Anderson Jr. flashing.

[TonyTexas 10772]

 

[HtownHorn 15236]

What a complete waste of draft capital to take Stroud. Hopefully, when the Texans are looking for another QB in 2-3 years, it will be a different GM making the pick.

[Macklemore 2945]

15 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

What a complete waste of draft capital to take Stroud. Hopefully, when the Texans are looking for another QB in 2-3 years, it will be a different GM making the pick.

Come on bro. He looked good the 2nd series and his last Noah Brown should have made the catch on 3rd and 5.

[David Dennison 19542]

What a complete waste of draft capital to take Stroud. Hopefully, when the Texans are looking for another QB in 2-3 years, it will be a different GM making the pick.

Lolz.

[HtownHorn 15236]

50 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Come on bro. He looked good the 2nd series and his last Noah Brown should have made the catch on 3rd and 5.

What I didn't understand was why not go for it on 4th down. It's the preseason.

[APMP 688]

Stroud is gonna be good, I'm ride or die with him.

[Wishbone 4958]

Stroud should be fine. Anderson should be great. Jury out on DeMeco but I like his potential. If Tommy Boy let’s this play out until they can add overall roster talent they may become competitive in a year or two.

[Rockethorn1978 6205]

0-16

this team blows. 
 

Houston sports. Yayy.

[APMP 688]

0-16
this team blows. 
 
Houston sports. Yayy.

As a Houston sports fan, I would do one championship and two top 5 picks across the three teams every single year. And I bet everyone else here would too.

[Sawbonz 28222]

On 7/23/2023 at 2:34 PM, TonyTexas said:

Tennessee is out of control with their trolling. 

 

I hope their plane crashes on the way to Houston

[The Earl of Texas 3214]

https://x.com/pff/status/1693654200108908689?s=46&t=l1c-yg_wzkfID6Y8b5q26Q
 

Edited August 22, 2023 by The Earl of Texas

[The Earl of Texas 3214]

http://x.com/pff/status/1694016579200311640?s=46&t=l1c-yg_wzkfID6Y8b5q26Q

 

 

Why are tweets not embedding for me… Checked Borked thread, didn’t see anything. Plz halp

[SimkinsMan 4554]

20 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

http://x.com/pff/status/1694016579200311640?s=46&t=l1c-yg_wzkfID6Y8b5q26Q

 

 

Why are tweets not embedding for me… Checked Borked thread, didn’t see anything. Plz halp

Elon'd. 

[The Earl of Texas 3214]

2 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Elon'd. 

10-4

Anyway, Will Anderson is the highest graded first round pick after first two preseason games and it’s not vey close on second. Good shit.

Really liked what I saw from Stroud in Game 2. 

People who celebrate wins like our first or freak out about the loss like Game 2 in preseason: I do not understand you. But I’ll defend to the death your right to say it.

Edited August 22, 2023 by The Earl of Texas

[The Earl of Texas 3214]

Good video breakdown of Stroud here. National reaction to Game 2 has been surprisingly positive. May play 3 quarters tonight.

[Rip76 5022]

Pierce is such a violent runner.

I love it.

Edited August 28, 2023 by Rip76

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

Are we playing?

[TonyTexas 10772]

2 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Are we playing?

On FOX

[Macklemore 2945]

Really liked what I saw from our offense on that 2nd series. Very good blocking and running by Pierce. CJ was very accurate as well and made good decisions. Can’t wait for the start of the regular season.

[Macklemore 2945]

Kenyon Green sucks and is getting close to being labeled a bust IMO. He was supposed to be plug and play LG for the next 10 years and he is the weakest link. Deculus sucks too. Glad we made a trade for more OL depth.

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

40 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Kenyon Green sucks and is getting close to being labeled a bust IMO. He was supposed to be plug and play LG for the next 10 years and he is the weakest link. Deculus sucks too. Glad we made a trade for more OL depth.

Never draft aggy.  >Never<

[APMP 688]

It's time.

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

The Texans have cut LB Christian Kirksey and CB Desmond King.  Kirksey was a team captain last season and started 29 games over the past two seasons.  King also started 29 games over the past two seasons.  So, the team is all in on giving younger players more playing time (and clearing a little salary cap space).  Bueno.

[Macklemore 2945]

LOL. Never draft aggy. Hated the pick from the start.

[TexasMan 11456]

Has there ever been an aggy OL that's worth a shit in the NFL? 

[billfromlaketravis 11823]

56 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

LOL. Never draft aggy. Hated the pick from the start.

This. 

[The Earl of Texas 3214]

Goodbye aggy. Hopefully we sign a strong run presence from the 53 man cut field.

[The Earl of Texas 3214]

Here’s comment from the trade for our new OG earlier today:

So hopefully we go sign an OG from the 53 man cut field.

But also:

 

Edited August 29, 2023 by The Earl of Texas

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Has there ever been an aggy OL that's worth a shit in the NFL? 

Richmond Webb of the Dolphins during the 90’s.  I had to go down a rabbit hole to find that bit of info.

[HtownHorn 15236]

On 8/29/2023 at 6:18 PM, TexasMan said:

Has there ever been an aggy OL that's worth a shit in the NFL? 

Joeckel and Matthews were complete busts.