Joe Biden 2023: The Dark Brandon Rises

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Nice job, Joe. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,929]

Unless I’m mistaken, Joe just played the Republicans hard on not cutting Social Security and Medicare. 

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Stop showing that disgusting troll in her stupid Taun Taun suit. 

[mchookem 16,765]

holy shit he's KILLING 🤣

[Anastasis 23,718]

Lol.  Joe get back to joe. 

[TexArcher 39,072]

Go fuck yourself, MTG, you worthless, vapid, stupid embarrassing skank.

[Biff Tannen 46,165]

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Unless I’m mistaken, Joe just played the Republicans hard on not cutting Social Security and Medicare. 

They walked right into it.  Because they are morons.

[Anastasis 23,718]

I’d love to see the tracked changes on the as written speech and the delivered speech. Joe seems to be going off script to his benefit. 

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I'd like to see Joe sign the Swifties Just Fucked You Ticketmaster Act. 

[Anastasis 23,718]

Holy shit joe going after resort fees and internet. Let joe be joe. 

[TexArcher 39,072]

Just now, Anastasis said:

Joe seems to be going off script to his benefit. 

No, he's senile.

Tucker will have the heavily-edited version of this speech tomorrow night so you can see for yourself.  

[henrygandorf 29,225]

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Unless I’m mistaken, Joe just played the Republicans hard on not cutting Social Security and Medicare. 

tonight is just the setup.  the punchline is when they try to actually campaign on it.

[NAVY 6,969]

5 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Unless I’m mistaken, Joe just played the Republicans hard on not cutting Social Security and Medicare. 

Masterclass 

[Smax 3,800]

Just now, Anastasis said:

Holy shit joe going after resort fees and internet. Let joe be joe. 

 

 

is there something wrong with going after BS fees?

[Grade of D as in David 13,255]

Why is he replying to the idiots in the audience 

[Anastasis 23,718]

Just now, NAVY said:

Masterclass 

The gop will rally behind medicare advantage and the dems around traditional Medicare. And both will be able to stand and applaud and not understand why the other is doing so. 

[henrygandorf 29,225]

he's got that big sarcastic pop-pop energy tonight and i am here for it.

[Biff Tannen 46,165]

1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Why is he replying to the idiots in the audience 

Yeah, fairly annoying.  Luckily, all he has to say is "look it up" because facts don't care about their lies.

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He should've called her Dr. Jill Biden just to trigger the cunts in the audience. 

[mchookem 16,765]

Just now, Grade of D as in David said:

Why is he replying to the idiots in the audience 

the way the SS/Medicare optics played out he seems to have planned it lol 

[washparkhorn 9,973]

Marge representing with the clubbed baby seals outfit. 

[Anastasis 23,718]

Has he recognized any of his guests yet?

[TexArcher 39,072]

3 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Marge representing with the clubbed baby seals outfit. 

Cruella DeVapidCameraWhore

 

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Has he recognized any of his guests yet?

I mean, he probably recognizes Jill?

Edited February 8, 2023 by TexArcher

[TexasEd 8,266]

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Has he recognized any of his guests yet?

A welder who’s going to rebuild a railroad bridge 

[mdmost 44,035]

Hell yeah. Joe bringing up The Talk.

[Biff Tannen 46,165]

I'm shocked they all stood up for Nichols' parents.

[Anastasis 23,718]

End qualified immunity joe. 

[mdmost 44,035]

Is Brandon sitting next to Bono?

[TexasEd 8,266]

Now recognizing a guy named Brandon. Peak Dark Brandon trolling the pubs

[WhatTheBuck 28,929]

“Ban assault weapons now!”

Hell yes! And fuck you, Boebert. 

[HRSchenker 2,341]

Bono?!

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Oh fuck off Fat Cancun Logan. 

[Biff Tannen 46,165]

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

“Ban assault weapons now!”

Hell yes! And fuck you, Boebert. 

@fattyflattie

[Anastasis 23,718]

most people have probably gone to sleep by now and will rate the speech on the first half. 

[mdmost 44,035]

I think Joe didn't want to butcher her name but come on, Brandon. 

[Anastasis 23,718]

Good to see the things that we can rally around consistently in a bipartisan fashion. Those are always the obvious common sense solutions. 

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So tired of the Joint Chiefs just sitting there and not taking the red meat Joe provides them. 

[StassneyHorn 6,770]

If Joe turned around and said “Kevin can you control your cuckoo birds?”  
 

id cum, no hands

[TexArcher 39,072]

Just now, Anastasis said:

Good to see the things that we can rally around consistently in a bipartisan fashion. Those are always the obvious common sense solutions. 

Like reinstating Roe v Wade and outlawing assault weapons like about 70% of us want...

[Anastasis 23,718]

Joe getting lit and I didn’t know what he said. 

[washparkhorn 9,973]

[Anastasis 23,718]

Only thing cooler would have been if joe was stretched out over a 71 firebird when he dropped that line. 

[tx 3 putt 78,677]

Never bet against America !!!

[Anastasis 23,718]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Like reinstating Roe v Wade and outlawing assault weapons like about 70% of us want...

I was taking about sending a few more ten billions to Lockheed. 

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Some fuckface really just said "it's your fault". They really are amazingly shitty. 

[Satchel 6,982]

Don’t look now, but Joe is bringing some serious heat for “an old addled brain man who don’t know where he is half the time.”

[Bullneck 19,520]

"It's your fault!" (fentanyl)

WTF?  Gotdamn the republicans are some trash.

Edited February 9, 2023 by Bullneck

[Anastasis 23,718]

Which dipshit keeps getting out of hand. Is that MTG?

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Just now, Anastasis said:

Which dipshit keeps getting out of hand. Is that MTG?

No, that was a dude's voice. 

[Anastasis 23,718]

Damn those are some horrible suicide numbers. 

No wonder proxy wars are the preferred state.