Joe Biden 2023: The Dark Brandon Rises

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

Oak Brandon

[Biff Tannen 46168]

14 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

I can't read that bullshit because twitter cuts off the text and fuck them.

[Willfully Horn 8264]

16 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Some replies suggested Biden squirms around while being measured, but I think he started adding that gelatinous cartilage stuff to his pho.

[StassneyHorn 6775]

Tomorrow is tuesday so that means there is an election somewhere. This time it is the single greatest city that man has ever built twice, Chicago. Flying into town tomorrow just so I can vote six or seven times. Probably gonna hit up Maria's in Bridgeport, Other Side bar in Lincoln Park, and then stumble to the lake and fall in. Not sure how Chuy Garcia blew it again, but will be watching for the runoff. Runoff is the same day as Wisconsin's Supreme Court election, April 4th I believe.

Mayoral Power Rankings 2023: Election Eve, https://www.chicagomag.com/news/mayoral-power-rankings-2023-election-eve/

The 9-person stage drama in Chicago that won’t end on Election Day, https://www.politico.com/news/2023/02/26/chicago-mayoral-election-drama-00084418

[Horn Dog 10158]

6 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

He has a dong twice the size as Hunter.  When not engorged, the 2 gallons of blood pools to the bottom of his feet and  makes him several inches taller.  Its science.

[Biff Tannen 46168]

13 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Tomorrow is tuesday so that means there is an election somewhere. This time it is the single greatest city that man has ever built twice, Chicago. Flying into town tomorrow just so I can vote six or seven times. Probably gonna hit up Maria's in Bridgeport, Other Side bar in Lincoln Park, and then stumble to the lake and fall in. Not sure how Chuy Garcia blew it again, but will be watching for the runoff. Runoff is the same day as Wisconsin's Supreme Court election, April 4th I believe.

Mayoral Power Rankings 2023: Election Eve, https://www.chicagomag.com/news/mayoral-power-rankings-2023-election-eve/

The 9-person stage drama in Chicago that won’t end on Election Day, https://www.politico.com/news/2023/02/26/chicago-mayoral-election-drama-00084418

Make sure you eat the birds too.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5908]

14 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

This time it is the single greatest city that man has ever built twice, Chicago. 

 

[Pato del Muerto 53505]

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Make sure you eat the birds too.

Birds aren’t real

[YGIFS 19458]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Make sure you eat the birds too.

 

Edited February 28, 2023 by YGIFS

[chainsaw 10292]

seen this video of "Joe Biden" declaring a draft

[YGIFS 19458]

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

seen this video of "Joe Biden" declaring a draft

Uh son.........there ain't no more draft.

[chainsaw 10292]

 

[aggie08 21800]

Holy shit we're (even more) fucked

[Red Five 41738]

Olds are in for a rough ride. 

"But I saw him say it!"

[Biff Tannen 46168]

26 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

 

I was going to post something similar, as the Pod Save America guys used AI on their last pod to show how they created messages from both Biden and Obama.  The Obama one was so-so, but the Biden one was spot-fucking-on.  The right is going to run wild with this technology.  This needs to be regulated immediately.

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

I was going to post something similar, as the Pod Save America guys used AI on their last pod to show how they created messages from both Biden and Obama.  The Obama one was so-so, but the Biden one was spot-fucking-on.  The right is going to run wild with this technology.  This needs to be regulated immediately.

The right? Fuck I'm more worried about Russia and china using it 

[Biff Tannen 46168]

3 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

The right? Fuck I'm more worried about Russia and china using it 

Same same.

[gmr548 16701]

The right? Fuck I'm more worried about Russia and china using it 

[StassneyHorn 6775]

Looking like Lori Lightfoot is about to be the limp dick of Chicago. Paul Vallas and Brandon Johnson looking like the top two for the runoff for mayor of the greatest city in America.

[BearSchlong 8241]

Same same.

Shit is funny

[atomheartbevo 90650]

12 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Shit is funny

I was laughing the whole way.

The nice thing is, the Republicans will turn this on each other.  Can't wait for the Trump and DeSantis supporters to use it.

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53505]

Give hayes some bangs and he’d look like Waylon 

[Bozo_Casanova 26851]

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Nothing but respect for MY president 

[Bozo_Casanova 26851]

I can’t decide if Obama looks more like he’s about to hustle Richard Petty on the 12th hole of a public course or explain the rules of the game to Pretty Tony. Cold af either way.

 

[Incredulity 11876]

 

This is the bounty hunter that Billy the Kid shoots in Young Guns

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

IMO, Lil Nas did it better at the VMAs. Would've had the former president in a slightly longer curlier version myself. Obama has a strong jaw and could carry that look well.

 

 

 

[Incredulity 11876]

Donald is Billy Ray Cyrus

[Incredulity 11876]

Ronnie is a man, He is 40.

 

Also the 40th President.

 

Perfecto

Edited March 1, 2023 by Incredulity

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

 

This is the bounty hunter that Billy the Kid shoots in Young Guns

Resembles John Goodman, too. We're talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude!

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

[jimmyjazz 47205]

OK, that's Bradley Cooper.

[Incredulity 11876]

Bruce Campbell

[YGIFS 19458]

I was gonna say kind of a Michael Landon thing going on though, no?  

[CooterBrown 18288]

LBJ looks like he runs a by-the-hour trailer park.

['stache 22143]

Mullet Barry looks like a guy who says "Honky" a lot.

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Mullet Barry looks like a guy who says "Dead Honky" a lot.

Fify

 

 

 

[Incredulity 11876]

Lando Calrissian

[bmbmd 1040]

On 2/28/2023 at 3:22 PM, YGIFS said:

Uh son.........there ain't no more draft.

There was one?

[YGIFS 19458]

35 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Lando Calrissian

Yes, but he's just worked out an arrangement with the Empire that'll................................................OH SHIT! 

[Incredulity 11876]

Biden finally clicked 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

how has no one mentioned how terrifying Eisenhower is?

[Incredulity 11876]

Sleestak

[Voldemort86 2259]

 

[safe sex 12010]

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Let's not all suck their collective dick yet.

[elfenix 34752]

 

 

[Js1 87185]

Looks like an older Jan from The Office 

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

17 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Looks like an older Jan from The Office 

 

Edited March 2, 2023 by Grade of D as in David

[Incredulity 11876]

Marianne Williamson announces her challenge to Biden for nomination.

let the games begin 

[DaysOff 8209]

That's not much of a game.