Joe Biden 2023: The Dark Brandon Rises

[Longhorn_Fan68 33825]

holy shit, even the turtle is on board. 

[Sawbonz 27376]

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

holy shit, even the turtle is on board. 

I read somewhere best case scenario for a default would be an immediate 40% loss in the markets across-the-board. It would then go south from there. There is no way the real decision makers would allow that to  happen and Biden and KM know it

[Js1 85056]

14 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

holy shit, even the turtle is on board. 

He always was. He has a much better grip on his caucus than McCarthy. 

[Biff Tannen 45478]

Called their bluff he did.  This is why you don't negotiate with terrorists.  THAT FUCKING SAID, I don't believe anything until it is passed.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

 

[atomheartbevo 89362]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

He always was. He has a much better grip on his caucus than McCarthy. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

, I don't believe anything until it is passed.

It's going to happen.  The MAGA idiots may believe that Rs have to hold out unless they stick it to the libtards, and if no deal was reached, they'd blame Biden. They also don't' realize it's in the Constitution.

But at the end of the day, the people who have a shitload of money know that if somebody fucks up and they lose a shitload of their wealth, they won't be blaming Biden, especially if he doesn't have anything to sign - they'll be blaming Congress, specifically McCarthy and/or Schumer/Turtle, and they'll hold them accountable.

[Gil Bang 25865]

 

[GreenspointTexas 9556]

Goddammit Chip Roy

[Pancho 44360]

 

[kevwun 15596]

It’s much better for the kids to grow up in a 2nd Great Depression.

[Biff Tannen 45478]

24 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

My reply to her:

[David Dennison 18608]

21 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It’s much better for the kids to grow up in a 2nd Great Depression.

I mean, it's gonna happen sooner or later, right?

[Gengs1 2583]

30 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

If he can’t find his pants and can outsmart the republicans, what does it say about them then?

I know their voters don’t do logic….

[The Dog 43771]

 

[Js1 85056]

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

My reply to her:

Nancy Mace is maybe the biggest performative cunt in Congress. She’s totally perfected speaking out of both sides of her mouth, flip flopping incessantly and pretending to be an adult while simultaneously acting like a toddler. 

[Bama Chick 28596]

[Captainant 27311]

8 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

Huh wild how that one turned out. I wonder what @bad_teammate thinks about it now

[YGIFS 19449]

She's defecting to Russia?  Is that even a thing?  

[G650 13991]

14 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Huh wild how that one turned out. I wonder what @bad_teammate thinks about it now

[TexArcher 37455]

6 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

She seems awfully proud of not understanding this at all.

[The Dog 43771]

18 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

I was wondering when the first one was going to head over there. 

Wonder who follows her?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33825]

[Zonahorn 8079]

5 hours ago, The Dog said:

I was wondering when the first one was going to head over there. 

Wonder who follows her?

Tulsi

[gmr548 16463]

I reckon McCarthy got told to make a deal by GOP mega donors who didn't want to lose a huge chunk of their wealth overnight.

This. A thousand percent this.

If he can’t find his pants and can outsmart the republicans, what does it say about them then?
I know their voters don’t do logic….

 

Yeah this is really fun to watch. “He’s 127 years old, can’t count to potato, and just fleeced our party!”

It’s like reading Texags after a loss.

[mchookem 16097]

i mean in this example it pretty much is Texags after a loss lol

[BearSchlong 8076]

To Appalachian State, no less.

[Deej 76511]

 

[BearSchlong 8076]

The sandbags holding the teleprompter in place jumped up and but him on the ankle.

[StassneyHorn 6534]

Looks like Uncle Joey got a little carried away on Grandpas cough syrup with the pilots. 

Probably because he knows what’s in store this Jobsgiving Eve. Once again our favorite time of the month is here, where the haters, there are many, keep saying “Recession, Recesshin, Russeshin” and Joey keeps pulling a paycheck from behind their ear and saying “Employment, wages up, and strong dollar.”

This month the haters are not even trying. They’re tired of being wrong. They’re tired of their moms calling them and saying “maybe next month, sweetie.” They’re tired of losing every debt ceiling showdown they ever face. Predictions are 190k this month.  What say you non-spaghetti o eating MF’rs?
 

 

Edited June 2, 2023 by StassneyHorn

[cactusflinthead 27593]

 

[TexasEd 8062]

On 5/30/2023 at 11:58 AM, Js1 said:

Nancy Mace is maybe the biggest performative cunt in Congress. She’s totally perfected speaking out of both sides of her mouth, flip flopping incessantly and pretending to be an adult while simultaneously acting like a toddler. 

Lol after Cinnamon, Boobert, Marge Two-toes Green, Cancun Cruz, Matt “She’s too old” Gaetz, and Gym?

[TexasEd 8062]

5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

 

[cactusflinthead 27593]

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20342]

 

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20342]

[mchookem 16097]

[StassneyHorn 6534]

Well this is like waking up to a blowjob. But every month. For 2.5 years.

[Js1 85056]

Biden jobs machine go brrrr

[Gengs1 2583]

The crazy part he won’t get any credit for it 

 

 

 

Edited June 2, 2023 by Gengs1

[elfenix 34168]

[gmr548 16463]

Looks like Uncle Joey got a little carried away on Grandpas cough syrup with the pilots. 
Probably because he knows what’s in store this Jobsgiving Eve. Once again our favorite time of the month is here, where the haters, there are many, keep saying “Recession, Recesshin, Russeshin” and Joey keeps pulling a paycheck from behind their ear and saying “Employment, wages up, and strong dollar.”
This month the haters are not even trying. They’re tired of being wrong. They’re tired of their moms calling them and saying “maybe next month, sweetie.” They’re tired of losing every debt ceiling showdown they ever face. Predictions are 190k this month.  What say you non-spaghetti o eating MF’rs?
 
 

I’ve started really looking forward to these and they just keep being right lmao

[A-Tex Devil 2444]

14 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

That's great and all, but really, all I care about are the statewide polls in GA, VA, NC, WI, PA, AZ, and NV.  

[Horn Dog 9644]

On 5/30/2023 at 12:20 PM, Pancho said:

 

She is actually not wrong...... 

 

[F250 28659]

19 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

She is actually not wrong...... 

 

What is going on here?

 

[jimmyjazz 45513]

Classic frontbutt.

[bolverk 29360]

5 minutes ago, F250 said:

What is going on here?

 

 

They accidentally put his diapers on backward.

[Covri 6229]

That's his FUMPA

[Voldemort86 2259]

Is the jump to 3.7% from 3.4% bad or concerning at all?

Edited June 2, 2023 by Voldemort86

[bolverk 29360]

2 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Is the jump from 3.7% to 3.4% bad or concerning at all?

Kinda mixed.

One thing to keep in mind is that the BLS releases two separate surveys here. 1) There's the jobs report which comes from a survey of employers, asking how many folks they have on the payroll. 2) Then there's the employment report which is a survey of households, asking people if they are employed and, if not, are they actively looking for work.

So, we have employers stating they've collectively increased their payroll by 339,000 over the last month, AND we have people saying that 310,000 fewer of them have jobs but the workforce participation rate remained flat.

The jobs report will get revised as more data from businesses come in. In which direction, I don't know. I don't believe the household survey is ever revised. I guess one could see it as either an early harbinger or a blip, but we need more months to establish a trend on unemployment either way.

[gmr548 16463]

I’d add on the labor force participation front that ages 25-55 are above pre pandemic levels and as high as they’ve been since before the Great Recession. I think we’ve entered a phase for the boomers - another potentially accelerated by COVID - where their retirements are going to start holding the overall labor participation rate down.