Joe Biden 2023: The Dark Brandon Rises

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

It's so cool that Garland took three months to appoint Jack Smith as special counsel in the dotard case, yet he busts out a special counsel in the Biden case within a week of the news breaking.

Fuckhead.

Edited January 14, 2023 by Fudge Nuggets

[henrygandorf 29,189]

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It's so cool that Garland took three months to appoint Jack Smith as special counsel in the dotard case, yet he busts out a special counsel in the Biden case within a week of the news breaking.

Fuckhead.

the trump shit has been going on for over a year, right?  i believed he assigned a special counsel when trump became a presidential candidate again, instead of some fucknut who was lying to the fbi about documents he had.  it's pretty obvious he needed to assign one in biden's case, as he's already the president.  someone can correct me if i'm off-base on this.

[Incredulity 11,663]

11 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

the trump shit has been going on for over a year, right?  i believed he assigned a special counsel when trump became a presidential candidate again, instead of some fucknut who was lying to the fbi about documents he had.  it's pretty obvious he needed to assign one in biden's case, as he's already the president.  someone can correct me if i'm off-base on this.

No, you’re right.  Fudge Nuggets is a fucking IDOIT.

[Balcones 317]

5 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It's so cool that Garland took three months to appoint Jack Smith as special counsel in the dotard case, yet he busts out a special counsel in the Biden case within a week of the news breaking.

Fuckhead.

Garland has known about this for 3 months. Only the public has been kept in the dark as long.

[Biff Tannen 45,671]

FIL just now:

Gosh I don’t think Biden is necessarily a bad guy, I just think he’s senile. I mean, they are finding classified documents everywhere!  Someone needs to watch him  

 

Good critical thinking there. 

Edited January 14, 2023 by Biff Tannen

[Queen Bitch 1,692]

Gird your loins!

[Amos Moses 795]

This is how they get him to not run for a second term? Which is the right decision for the country … but I’d rather he come to it on his own.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

15 hours ago, Incredulity said:

No, you’re right.  Fudge Nuggets is a fucking IDOIT.

You drink cum for nickels. Slurp up, buttercup. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

11 hours ago, Balcones said:

Garland has known about this for 3 months. Only the public has been kept in the dark as long.

The National Archives asked dotard to return his shit 15 months before the FBI raid. So 18 months from the time the issue came up to Jack Smith’s appointment.

Edited January 14, 2023 by Fudge Nuggets

[Incredulity 11,663]

36 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You drink cum for nickels. Slurp up, buttercup. 

[babysdaddy 2,721]

You drink cum for nickels. Slurp up, buttercup. 

[hobbes2702 13,031]

4 hours ago, Amos Moses said:

This is how they get him to not run for a second term? Which is the right decision for the country … but I’d rather he come to it on his own.

Stupid post is stupid 

[hpslugga 4,058]

3 hours ago, babysdaddy said:

He ain't no hobo; he a fuckin' bum.

[StassneyHorn 6,575]

Non-Fat Joe should come out tomorrow and say he likes fast food and ranch dressing, and we could literally end obesity in America with half the country abstaining.
 

This will be his next great American contribution.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,580]

Joe needs to demand return of the classified documents that were planted on him for symmetry.

[Balcones 317]

2 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Joe needs to demand return of the classified documents that were planted on him for symmetry.

It does seem odd that he wasn’t aware of the classified documents at the Penn Center. Or in the garage, or in Wilmington, or the beach house or the DC house.
 

Not sure which is more dangerous.  Not knowing where you have accidentally left classified materials or knowingly having de-classified documents and not giving them back. 

[Biff Tannen 45,671]

13 minutes ago, Balcones said:

It does seem odd that he wasn’t aware of the classified documents at the Penn Center. Or in the garage, or in Wilmington, or the beach house or the DC house.
 

Not sure which is more dangerous.  Not knowing where you have accidentally left classified materials or knowingly having de-classified documents and not giving them back. 

I’m quite sure which is more dangerous. 

[Red Five 40,849]

I guess my question is, why were classified documents in a position to get boxed up with all the other shit? Is it that common to have them lying around everywhere?

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,580]

4 hours ago, Balcones said:

It does seem odd that he wasn’t aware of the classified documents at the Penn Center. Or in the garage, or in Wilmington, or the beach house or the DC house.
 

Not sure which is more dangerous.  Not knowing where you have accidentally left classified materials or knowingly having de-classified documents and not giving them back. 

That was the 2nd story. The 1st was the FBI planted them. Not that it matters. 

[Balcones 317]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I’m quite sure which is more dangerous. 

Same here.

[Sawbonz 27,545]

4 hours ago, Balcones said:

It does seem odd that he wasn’t aware of the classified documents at the Penn Center. Or in the garage, or in Wilmington, or the beach house or the DC house.
 

Not sure which is more dangerous.  Not knowing where you have accidentally left classified materials or knowingly having de-classified documents and not giving them back. 

Are you retarded?

[Balcones 317]

6 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Are you retarded?

Do you have Down’s syndrome?

[Sawbonz 27,545]

1 minute ago, Balcones said:

Do you have Down’s syndrome?

I’ll take that as a yes

[Balcones 317]

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

I’ll take that as a yes

Same to you, Corky.

[elfenix 34,228]

I guess my question is, why were classified documents in a position to get boxed up with all the other shit? Is it that common to have them lying around everywhere?

A guy on NPR when this thing first broke said that usually classified documents get walked off with because they get clipped to the back of something that's not classified. So, maybe?

[jimmyjazz 45,896]

2 hours ago, Balcones said:

Do you have Down’s syndrome?

Are you smart enough to understand that the name does not include the possessive?  Down Syndrome.

[NWBuck 8,552]

24 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Are you smart enough to understand that the name does not include the possessive?  Down Syndrome.

Maybe he's implying that Saw is a well respected journalist? 

[Sawbonz 27,545]

I see myself more the Morely Safer type

[burntorangebongos 10,710]

I thought they put classified shit into red folders? How would that get clipped onto another folder without seeing the red? Seems that would be kind of hard but I don't know the folder sizes. Hmmm

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,580]

Again-

1) Explosive diarrhea

2) Flesh-eating bacteria

Choose one. 

[CooterBrown 18,005]

Butthurt in an ABIA shitter.

[Biff Tannen 45,671]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Butthurt in an ABIA shitter.

I would just love to hear their rationale.  I'm sure it is totally based on reality and doesn't ignore anything he's actually done that helps them.  These people are beyond saving.

[Js1 85,301]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Butthurt in an ABIA shitter.

These people are absolute fucking losers with nothing going on in their sad pathetic lives. The last thing I’m thinking about when I’m taking a shit in an airport is Jill and Joe Biden

[DigglerontheHoof 21,184]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Butthurt in an ABIA shitter.

Give the dude a break, probably written by an aggy looking for a glory hole.  He was ….frustrated.

[jimmyjazz 45,896]

Apropos of nothing:  my favorite stall graffiti was in tiny scrawl that made you lean in to read it:  "You are now sitting at a 45 degree angle."

[Covri 6,246]

Joe Biden with his F15s

 

[YGIFS 19,449]

47 minutes ago, Js1 said:

These people are absolute fucking losers with nothing going on in their sad pathetic lives. The last thing I’m thinking about when I’m taking a shit in an airport is Jill and Joe Biden

I'm usually just grateful that the BM hit me while still in the terminal and not at 35,000 ft.  And then regretting in hindsight ordering the Tuna Oreo Parmesan with 3 vodka sodas.  

Also, I expect stuff like this in a restaurant or buccees bathroom where you can run out to your car and grab a sharpie (I keep one in my truck).  But who is running late for a flight and thinks, "Nah, I'll just shit at the airport...better bring a sharpie too...that thing that I fly with at all times for no discernible reason."  

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

Man this is such a terrible own-goal. 

[Incredulity 11,663]

"Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up"-Barack Obama

[wildcat09 29,348]

$10 says Kamala is planting fake classified docs all over the place.

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

Probably two people on this board care, but TNR can join Papyrus forever.

 

Edited January 18, 2023 by TheStoicPaisano

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Probably two people on this board care, but TNR can join Papyrus forever.

 

Can't wait to see what sort of terrible way Fox News is going to spin this. Are we going to find out that Calibri is "woke"? 

['stache 21,801]

When I hear the former president speak I see it all in my head as comic sans. 

[Incredulity 11,663]

52 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Can't wait to see what sort of terrible way Fox News is going to spin this. Are we going to find out that Calibri is "woke"? 

Probably.

Most definitely a who gives a shit?

How is Calibri, "more accessible" than Times New Roman?  anyone?  Are Serifs controversial? racist? discriminatory?

[Js1 85,301]

[HornOnTheBayou 8,919]

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Can't wait to see what sort of terrible way Fox News is going to spin this. Are we going to find out that Calibri is "woke"? 

Tucker Carlson tonight: "The Roman Empire was one of the greatest Christian, European empires of all time. And they want to throw all of that away? This is just another woke attack on Christianity. First they took away 'Merry Christmas'. Now they're taking away our fonts. What's next? Christians are being marginalized one font at a time."

[Anastasis 23,466]

14 pt font? 

And more importantly, what is the state departments position on double sentence spacing?

[Pescado_Rojo 19,416]

Calibri's criminal record will be all over the internet in a matter of days! 

[Incredulity 11,663]

 

 

[formermav43 4,606]

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Probably.

Most definitely a who gives a shit?

How is Calibri, "more accessible" than Times New Roman?  anyone?  Are Serifs controversial? racist? discriminatory?

Even the Russians freed the serifs in the 1860s. It's unconscionable that we have clung to them for so long.