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This may not be the proper forum for this but, i would like to objectively evaluate the strategy of Hunter Biden's press conference this morning.

I think it's genius.

1.  He's under indictment for 2 separate charges.  Any lawyer with a pulse will tell him to take the 5th on anything even tangentially related to those cases.  That means he's not going to testify.  Even if you get him under oath, "on the advice of counsel I am exercising my rights under the 5th..."

2.  If he's not going to testify, then the leak from the private deposition would be "he took the 5th."  That would be the headline.

3.  By doing this, he can say "i was available and willing to testify."  So now he controls the headline a little.

If you're Hunter's lawyer, or strategist, what would have been a better move?  Testify?  Skip altogether?

I think this was well planned and executed.

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Joe drops in to lay his old wrinkly nuts on Marge's ape-like chin. x-post from her dumb thread  

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Just want to give a shout out to Dark Brandon The remainder of my wife's student loans were forgiven today She/we have been paying on them for 20 plus years We are now 100% debt free

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Republican 401k voters are in shambles as Dow Jones closes at all time high. S&P 500 is 1.9% away. Easy, guaranteed 5.35% returns are widely available still. Two years of discounted prices and now we are all swimming in Scrooge McDucks golden coins.
 

I’m telling my nonexistent kids this is Bidenomics:

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And that Trump’s tax plan is this:

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(They will always have a better song)

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A short history of recent impeachments:

Everyone during Nixon:  "OMG, WTF Nixon, you are an idiot.  You were WINNING!  You WON! You shouldn't commit crimes and stuff.  Here comes the impeachment."
Nixon "Later..."

R's during Clinton:  "Dude you were getting blowjobs from an intern in the Oval?"
Clinton: "No .... hang on ... actually yes"
R's: "Here comes the impeachment"

D's during Bush 2: "Hey, uh, we noticed you invaded TWO countries after 9/11, and one of them we're not so sure about"
Bush: "Gonna impeach?"
D's: "No, we're just pointing that out"

D's during Trump: "Hey, everyone's saying you pressured a foreign country to investigate Hunter Biden, to make Joe Biden look bad."
Trump: "So?"
Congress later on: "Hey, you can't just storm the capitol if you lose an election.  This is our spot and people died."
Trump: "And?"

R's during Biden: "Hey, we're thinking about thinking about impeaching you."
Biden: "Why?"
R's: "Mostly to investigate Hunter, to make you look bad."

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3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It also means they are at rock bottom and have nothing left to run on and/or that they don't think Trump will get them over the finish line.

29 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Stock market high

Gas prices down

Inflation coming down

Feds halting rate hikes

Consumer confidence is super high

TIME TO IMPEACH!!! That’s what a scared party losing their #1 narrative does 

told you so agree GIF by Bounce

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1 minute ago, Poe It Up said:

I remember my pawpaw going out to get a carton of milk and then getting a call from a security guard at a neighborhood 25 miles away. He got lost and was scared. I don’t think Joe would pass the milk test if I’m being honest. 

Yeah. Getting milk is much harder than going to war zones on the other side of the world in the middle of the night. You’re very smart.  And a great troll too. 

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I remember my pawpaw going out to get a carton of milk and then getting a call from a security guard at a neighborhood 25 miles away. He got lost and was scared. I don’t think Joe would pass the milk test if I’m being honest. 

It seems a more likely explanation for your pawpaw’s idiocy is genetic.
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10 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

I remember my pawpaw going out to get a carton of milk and then getting a call from a security guard at a neighborhood 25 miles away. He got lost and was scared. I don’t think Joe would pass the milk test if I’m being honest. 

Are you better off than you were three years ago?

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Shouldn’t he be going on tv and Twitter and screaming about the greatest economy EVAR?!?!  I’m not kidding. He should. Because people are fucking morons and it might actually help him. 

Patience. The campaign will start soon enough. Most voters aren't paying a lick of attention to politics.

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4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Patience. The campaign will start soon enough. Most voters aren't paying a lick of attention to politics.

This. FFS, people still think it will be someone besides Biden or Trump. They ain’t paying attention 

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5 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Fuuuuuck no. Have you been grocery shopping lately for a family of 5? I’m not sure what’s worse, seeing the bill or that finger I got at my last checkup. 

You stupid mouth breather. Who the hell do you think dumped trillions of dollars into the economy with free money giveaways? That stupid act is why we’ve been fighting inflation  you dumb ass.  

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2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

You stupid mouth breather. Who the hell do you think dumped trillions of dollars into the economy with free money giveaways? That stupid act is why we’ve been fighting inflation  you dumb ass.  

Wait, the president from 3 years ago? Damn, the talking points are getting very watered down these days. 

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Poe is here to change the subject. Ignore him and keep talking about the economic success. Please do not bring up his fat family that couldn’t stop eating during the Trump lockdowns 3 years ago, when they had plenty of time to watch videos of Biden with classic cars and Trump not having a drivers license acting like a child in an 18 wheeler

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1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

Poe is here to change the subject. Ignore him and keep talking about the economic success. Please do not bring up his fat family that couldn’t stop eating during the Trump lockdowns 3 years ago, when they had plenty of time to watch videos of Biden with classic cars and Trump not having a drivers license acting like a child in an 18 wheeler

 

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9 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Poe is here to change the subject. Ignore him and keep talking about the economic success. Please do not bring up his fat family that couldn’t stop eating during the Trump lockdowns 3 years ago, when they had plenty of time to watch videos of Biden with classic cars and Trump not having a drivers license acting like a child in an 18 wheeler

You said you don’t have children. So I’m not sure why you’re even pretending you understand. 

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21 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

You said you don’t have children. So I’m not sure why you’re even pretending you understand. 

News to me that I don’t eat twice a day. Do kids have two stomachs? 
 

“I take care of my Kids” /chrisrock

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43 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

and you've got 3 men who way over 200 lbs a piece, a woman, who's a little plump, scotch girl, and a daughter, who's 13, and you're gonna take a 12 ounce roll of sausage and a couple dozen eggs and feed that? it ain't gonna work.

 

jimmie dean sausage for southern people to eat with their breakfast, with their fried eggs and their t-bone steaks

 

goddamn how much do they eat?

 

"fuck i'm gonna eat goddamnit" is the subtitle of the steel shank thread

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23 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

News to me that I don’t eat twice a day. Do kids have two stomachs? 
 

“I take care of my Kids” /chrisrock

Food is one thing. What about childcare and evenings out? Soccer? Gas from after school activities? You have no earthly idea what it means to provide for a family my man. 

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1 hour ago, Poe It Up said:

Fuuuuuck no. Have you been grocery shopping lately for a family of 5? I’m not sure what’s worse, seeing the bill or that finger I got at my last checkup. 

Have your wages gone up?  They should have.  Wage growth is outpacing inflation.

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10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Of course we do. Parents talk about it non-stop.

I’m sorry you can’t understand man. Truly. 

 

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I paid $2.44/gal for gas today.  Man, Poe must really be struggling.

Not struggling, but do I miss my bills from the Trump years?  Hell yes I do, what a great time it was. 

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2 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

But, eggs, what about the price of eggs…?

 

Just now, David Dennison said:

I paid $1.98 for a dozen yesterday.

 

Right, because blaming Biden for the temporary, bird flu related, price spike, was also bullshit. 

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9 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

I’m sorry you can’t understand man. Truly. 

 

Not struggling, but do I miss my bills from the Trump years?  Hell yes I do, what a great time it was. 

...back when gay people knew not to out themselves in my town. And the President had my back when I wanted to take a stroll down Main Street with my tiki torch. Such simpler times.

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31 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Food is one thing. What about childcare and evenings out? Soccer? Gas from after school activities? You have no earthly idea what it means to provide for a family my man. 

What about childcare and evenings out? You chose to be outnumbered. You have dual income with your wife unless she chose to be a housewife, which would then get rid of your childcare issue. 

Soccer? Play an American sport.

I refuse to care about the 45 dollars you spend every 7-10 days on gas.

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1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

What about childcare and evenings out? You chose to be outnumbered. You have dual income with your wife unless she chose to be a housewife, which would then get rid of your childcare issue. 
 

I refuse to care about the 45 dollars you spend every 7-10 days on gas.

Now, now. Children are a gift from a loving God who just wants the middle class to understand what it means to be poor.

 

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