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[Jkwellborn 6688]

Op borrowed his friends laptop and looked at some dirty shit.

[0xdeadbeef 1645]

5 hours ago, Clarence Worley said:

Pretty damn funny.  But I think you’ve been watching too many lifetime movies.  I can barely devote enough time and attention to my wife.  No way I could have a relationship with two women at the same time and keep it under wraps.  

if there is any advice I can pass along is that everyone should try to live in a rural community for a period of time.  Like I said earlier, it exposes you to some interesting things and interesting people and changes your worldview on things.  Being from a big city and traveling around the world, living in a rural area for a period of time has had the biggest impact on my views.  Believe it or not it has made me more liberal being amongst more conservative people and dealing with the shit that they have to deal with on a daily basis and had to deal with for most of their lives.   

 

Who the hell talks to neighbors?  I live in the burbs and my direct neighbors could be neo-Nazi and I'd never know it. My life is interesting enough, I have no interest in listening to the political rants of the people in my community.  A friendly wave, and a tall fence.

 

[EuroHorn 3252]

[Rimbo 25911]

What the fuck is going on in this thread

OP, you really need to get the fuck off this thread. If you need to discuss anything more, it should be with either a therapist or an attorney. And you're going to need one. Yes, you, Mr. Clarence Accessorytodistributechildpornography.

In fact I'd just ghost this account right now.

Maybe if you ask immamac nicely, he'll delete all your posts. Assuming imma's attorney doesn't say "No, we can't do that, that's evidence, now."

Seriously. Shut the fuck up. For your own sake. This is like super amusing for the rest of us, but the more you talk... the worse things get for you and your friend.

[Dnaguy 11918]

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

What the fuck is going on in this thread

OP, you really need to get the fuck off this thread. If you need to discuss anything more, it should be with either a therapist or an attorney. And you're going to need one. Yes, you, Mr. Clarence Accessorytodistributechildpornography.

In fact I'd just ghost this account right now.

Maybe if you ask immamac nicely, he'll delete all your posts. Assuming imma's attorney doesn't say "No, we can't do that, that's evidence, now."

Seriously. Shut the fuck up. For your own sake. This is like super amusing for the rest of us, but the more you talk... the worse things get for you and your friend.

[DalTxHornFan 3097]

For the record, I've only accidentally clicked on this thread a couple of times.

[Brian Fantana 6679]

Found out several years ago that my best friend from HS got caught with CP and he and his dad told a similar story. I don't take copium though so I knew it was bullshit immediately.

[SKJ 1311]

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

My understanding is that many think they can talk their way out of the arrest.  When in reality, they’re just helping the prosecution.

Well, to be fair, it is a tactic the cops use to get you to talk knowing that they wouldn't use any exculpatory evidence you even brought up.

It's a carefully crafted script so-to-speak...

You just have to know going on that anything you say that could exonerate you will never be used to help you.

[956 Worldwide 34699]

This is a troll thread. There’s only one piece of advice to give— get a good lawyer and then STFU about it.  If by some small chance this is real, then Clarence needs a lawyer, too because the only piece of advice that’s relevant is being ignored. 
 

This is the most interesting place on the internet. I can’t imagine the motivation to create this thread and keep the narrative going. OP should look into creative writing programs, the narrative is compelling but delivery is lacking. 

[52-80 19147]

theres a lot of what sounds like good, high confidence advice in this thread. 
 

that can only be the result of surly having many experienced, childporn experts. 

[Hefeweizen 5310]

I read this thread instead of going out on the Highway during ice storms to see slow moving wrecks.

[After irth 1243]

16 hours ago, Clarence Worley said:

Pretty damn funny.  But I think you’ve been watching too many lifetime movies.  I can barely devote enough time and attention to my wife.  No way I could have a relationship with two women at the same time and keep it under wraps.  

if there is any advice I can pass along is that everyone should try to live in a rural community for a period of time.  Like I said earlier, it exposes you to some interesting things and interesting people and changes your worldview on things.  Being from a big city and traveling around the world, living in a rural area for a period of time has had the biggest impact on my views.  Believe it or not it has made me more liberal being amongst more conservative people and dealing with the shit that they have to deal with on a daily basis and had to deal with for most of their lives.   

Seems like you might've been spending too much time with your "friend" instead of your wife.

Also...what fucked up community are you living in?  I'm fairly rural, and I still have most of my wits about me.

[Chopper 17230]

12 hours ago, DalTxHornFan said:

It sounds like you must have watched the "Don't talk to police" video upstream.  Classic video and good rules to live by.

But what if, now hear me out, the nice police officers say, "Please tell us what you know. It would really be helpful, and we'd be incredibly grateful for your assistance. Along with our gratitude, we'll even get you and your wife a window sticker for each of your cars, and a card to go on the back of your DLs that say you're a friend of the bumfuck pd?"

OP if your job doesn't require you to be on-site, perhaps you should consider doing a 5-year stint where you test out what it's like to live in various foreign countries? Hop around the world. Live it up. Without the cloud you've cast yourself under. You can play it safe(r) and just go to countries without extradition treaties, or as (seemingly) a mere witness you could get away with a bit more risk and broaden your tour to include countries merely well off-the-beaten path, extradition be damned. Either way, I'd skip Mexico or C America. Too popular with US LEO.

Edited January 17, 2023 by Chopper

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17 hours ago, Clarence Worley said:

  

if there is any advice I can pass along is that everyone should try to live in a rural community for a period of time.  

This thread brought to you by the Mt Pleasant Chamber and Visitors Council.  Hope to see you soon!

[Jkwellborn 6688]

Which mount pleasant are we talking about here?

[ztejas 43411]

I like the part where the military vet was taken aback and traumatized by county jail. 

Oh - right - had to go back to the first page. He was apparently DEFUSING BOMBS. Lmfao. 

GMAFB. Most of the stories about county I've heard range from "yeah it kind of sucks" to "honestly it's pretty fun".

Ain't no self-respecting vet pissing his pants in county. Unless he managed to get sent to the worst one in the country. 

Edited January 17, 2023 by ztejas

[Gatorubet 30185]

11 hours ago, SKJ said:

Well, to be fair, it is a tactic the cops use to get you to talk knowing that they wouldn't use any exculpatory evidence you even brought up.

It's a carefully crafted script so-to-speak...

You just have to know going on that anything you say that could exonerate you will never be used to help you.

[Pokoloco 1279]

You have his land and his woman.  Well done.

[tejas60 3532]

22 hours ago, Clarence Worley said:

Touché @goatsaag.  However, at my company we take data security very seriously.  You can’t pass the training unless you’re paying attention.  If there is a violation of our data security policy, it is a fireable offense.  We handle financial data for some of the biggest companies in the world.  If there is a data breach, because of the immense liability, it would potentially bankrupt the company.  The company I work for is a relatively small company too.  

yet you come here to ask for IT expert advice. 

[52-80 19147]

[Brew 3049]

Is your friend Michigan OC Matt Weiss?

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

On 1/17/2023 at 9:59 AM, ztejas said:

I like the part where the military vet was taken aback and traumatized by county jail. 

Oh - right - had to go back to the first page. He was apparently DEFUSING BOMBS. Lmfao. 

GMAFB. Most of the stories about county I've heard range from "yeah it kind of sucks" to "honestly it's pretty fun".

Ain't no self-respecting vet pissing his pants in county. Unless he managed to get sent to the worst one in the country. 

I know of one exception: OPP -- Orleans Parish Prison. I've got a coonass friend who did time there and later in Texas lockups and prison, and he said OPP was just off the charts horrible. From the warden on down it's got a culture of downright sadism, he said. (He's a druggy and not a chomo so it wasn't directed at him because of what he did.) He did have some actual pleasant memories of his time in Texas prisons.

[Clintonaldo 2572]

What if this guy that is definitely not Clarence looked at all of this child porn just to get access to see how deplorable the county jails are? Like a more retarded Serpico? Pedico just doesn’t have the same feel to it. 

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

31 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

What if this guy that is definitely not Clarence looked at all of this child porn just to get access to see how deplorable the county jails are? Like a more retarded Serpico? Pedico just doesn’t have the same feel to it. 

Maybe he is on Pete Townshend's research team.

[WinningIsHard 4026]

You don't get this when you "accidentally" look at kiddie porn. 

 

[Gatorubet 30185]

Well, if I only had a dollar for all of the times I thought I'd hit my macro for "Call local DA" when I hit the macro for "Screenshot kiddie porn and print". 

[UT_OB1 2217]

@Clarence Worley we need an update on “your friend”

[Jkwellborn 6688]

[mention=7783]Clarence Worley[/mention] we need an update on “your friend”

Op is in jail now. He can’t reply.

[Viper 12103]

 

On 1/17/2023 at 4:22 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

This is a troll thread. There’s only one piece of advice to give— get a good lawyer and then STFU about it.

 

12 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

@Clarence Worley we need an update on “your friend”

 

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[Jerry Callo 8698]

[Brian Fantana 6679]

Imma should prob delete this thread before we all get put on a list

[Gatorubet 30185]

10 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Imma should prob delete this thread before we all get put on a list

So the link to your server will no longer work? Asking for a friend

[Jkwellborn 6688]

Imma should prob delete this thread before we all get put on a list

We are all most likely on some list anyway.

[tejas60 3532]