If you like Texas football and open this thread. Be prepared to spend 1K on NIL

[immamac 42838]

You fuckers. It's time to put up or shut up. 1k, do it like a boss and don't even show up. Want to talk to eight win Esteban? Probably not. Wanna hang out with soberish CDC? Not a chance. 

You do it because you want Texas athletes to be incredible leaders in their communities. 

More info to get updated in OP. 

https://texasonefund.kindful.com/e/houstonhh

[RGBIII 22838]

Do it or never bitch about donors or NIL again…also you’re poor

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

Oh shit oh shit I didn’t mean to click this thread. I don’t have $1,000. 

[Radical Larry 28566]

[Enchubben 5510]

Put the male nurse down for 4 in case he wants seconds.

[Deej 76755]

Are we allowed to spend NIL money on a competent coach? 

[Murfdogg21 4412]

41 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Do it or never bitch about donors or NIL again…also you’re poor

A bold strategy for soliciting donations!

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

Meh, Houston. That city is a shit hole /ducks

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

The way my bank account is set up 

 

this is fucking tits tho 

[Zeus 6015]

8 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

A bold strategy for soliciting donations!

 

 

[Zeus 6015]

11 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Meh, Houston. That city is a shit hole /ducks

Spoiler

 

 

Almost stepped in this while taking pictures of a building I'm doing some work on. 

Shit hole is accurate

 

Edited January 15, 2023 by Zeus

[RGBIII 22838]

21 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

A bold strategy for soliciting donations!

Someone’s gotta be bold otherwise we will just have to be content with 5-7 seasons in perpetuity 

[Rimbo 25913]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Do it or never bitch about donors or NIL again…also you’re poor

I'm poor or I'd fly to Houston and spend the money

[Newy25 7668]

I’m in. Post the link when you have it. 

[tfoolry 8202]

 

 

 

[HenryJames 66038]

https://texasonefund.kindful.com/e/houstonhh

[KYHorn 17015]

1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Oh shit oh shit I didn’t mean to click this thread. I don’t have $1,000. 

I clicked into an incognito tab just in case

 

[BornAndRaised 12281]

I am indeed poor, however if I had it, it would go to Texas Football. Anyway, as always, I appreciate the efforts of those in charge here.

[Newy25 7668]

18 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

https://texasonefund.kindful.com/e/houstonhh

 

Thank you. Im registered. 

[HenryJames 66038]

@closetojumping will be there so consider this y’alls chance to yell at him in person.

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

There is no god damn way HCC lets immamac in. 

Edited January 15, 2023 by Hank Scorpio

[immamac 42838]

I'll take 9 other posters. Top 9 in rep in this thread get seats. We are in for 10.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

[Foosters 17842]

HCC:

[Victor Lazlo 1776]

[Zeus 6015]

6 hours ago, immamac said:

I'll take 9 other posters. Top 9 in rep in this thread get seats. We are in for 10.

This usually works lol

[Fletch 5800]

Uhhh I'm just gonna go find a cash machine....

[Newy25 7668]

8 hours ago, immamac said:

I'll take 9 other posters. Top 9 in rep in this thread get seats. We are in for 10.

This means I am actually going to have to finally meet some of you in person. The thought is kind of terrifying. 

[SquishMitten 10403]

All the cool kids are gonna be there. Are you a cool kid? If you don’t go, then you most certainly aren’t.

[RGBIII 22838]

35 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

This means I am actually going to have to finally meet some of you in person. The thought is kind of terrifying. 

I’ll be the guy that looks like Pre-FAU Herman

[theBigHen 362]

There’s nothing more I’d like to do than go there and give Sark a piece of my mind. But in reality I’d probably just stand in the corner and ask CTJ what life is like at home with Sydney and the kids. 

[Okcool 786]

15 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Do it or never bitch about donors or NIL again…also you’re poor

Need you or one of the others here to join me at a basketball game this season. Guarantee a lot of fellow season ticket holders in Germania club have forgotten or have no clue about Texas One Fund. Oh and feel free to give CDC & Hartzell a piece of your mind. They’re there every game. Sark made his appearance again too last night.

[CptnJiggleBits 915]

Anybody know the exchange rate on 20 year old Bevo Bucks to dollars?

[CptnJiggleBits 915]

Just put it on my card.

[Schulz2.0 28951]

I'm not necessarily poor, I just have kids.

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

Big ups to all the ballers making Texas the leader in NIL.  Seriously - appreciate all that you guys have done to organize and contribute.  

[Deej 76755]

15 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

 

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. 

[tejas60 3532]

is there a dress code? cause I don't dress up.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Do they have plans to do this elsewhere in addition to Houston?

[Jerry Callo 8699]

I'm paying for Texas tuition for one kid and hopefully a second next fall.  Until they get through school, I ain't paying for any football players. 

Good deal, though.  Hook'em!

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

2 hours ago, Okcool said:

Need you or one of the others here to join me at a basketball game this season. Guarantee a lot of fellow season ticket holders in Germania club have forgotten or have no clue about Texas One Fund. Oh and feel free to give CDC & Hartzell a piece of your mind. They’re there every game. Sark made his appearance again too last night.

Now THIS is how you humble brag

[immamac 42838]

Let me put it in a way that more people will understand. The people hosting this dinner are tired of having to do virtually all the NIL funding outside of what we've put together here. 

The sustainability of the current status quo is not there and more people need to get involved even if it's just 1k at a time. 

[Etexhorn13 3045]

Would you like to explain that to my wife?

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

1 hour ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Would you like to explain that to my wife?

I mean, I can try but you probably won't like how that goes , 🤣🤣🤣

[SA-KC_Horn 1295]

I'm not sure I have enough Best Buy coupons. 

[Newy25 7668]

2 hours ago, tejas60 said:

is there a dress code? cause I don't dress up.

I don’t do country clubs and I’m not showing up looking like some fucking frat boy golf prick with boat shoes and a sport coat. You won’t be alone. 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

2 hours ago, tejas60 said:

is there a dress code? cause I don't dress up.

Wrangler 13MWZ or GTFO. I’ve dressed for other people as much as I’m going to (kids’ weddings excluded, I suppose) in this life.

[tejas60 3532]

[UDontKnow 10440]

2 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Would you like to explain that to my wife?

The way @immamac has been recruiting for NIL efforts, do you trust him around your wife?

[Hornlover 8829]

3 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Do they have plans to do this elsewhere in addition to Houston?

Seriously. Driving to Houston on a Tuesday night is a tougher sell than the $1k dinner