Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC

[jimmyjazz 46,479]

"So we're tied 0-0 going into overtime . . . "

[Sgt Hulk 14,093]

We have more yards than Tampa 

[Surly Bevo 25,523]

49ers just came Peter North style watching those first two series.

[mdleast 8,388]

I’m concerned that category 5 wave will not be contained to just Fansville

[Vic Mackey 47,310]

Refs got that holding play out the way early on a 3rd and long that wasn't going anywhere anyways.

[Gucci_Suit 2,673]

Micah looks like he’s being shot out of a cannon. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

Parsons is going to dominate 76 all night, the most penalized OL in the NFL!  If Bucs were smart, bench 76 otherwise Micah will monster. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

is Warren Sapp still with them? 

[gofuckyourself 8,683]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We have more yards than Tampa 

Not so fast...

[DougO 5,257]

Just like Kellen drew it up. 

[Surly Bevo 25,523]

I predict Tampa starts running the ball right at Michah

[Pam Cummings 9,700]

Please run the ball

[Armybrat 41,001]

4 minutes ago, DougO said:

 Welp...might as well flip over to the Antiques Roadshow.

Am already on it.

[perfectchaos007 6,716]

The ole backwards offense 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

Longhorns need to sign like 15 Samoans. 

[gofuckyourself 8,683]

This game has monkeypox and kraken covid.

[ztejas 43,746]

Dak blows so much fucking dick. 

[Surly Bevo 25,523]

Dak is mind fucked.

[Sgt Hulk 14,093]

How did this team win 12 games 

[jimmyjazz 46,479]

This is the worst football game I've ever seen.

Addendum:  I was at 66-3

Edited January 17, 2023 by jimmyjazz

[Drew 2,660]

“Pleas run the ball”. 1st down 2 yard loss. 2nd and 12 that was stuffed too. M
Another 3rd and long you’re asking this mediocre OL to block for and Dak to make a miracle out of.

[Vic Mackey 47,310]

Every single route on that 3rd down was comeback routes. Every one of them. Nothing crossing. Nothing to hit someone while running. Pathetic.

[perfectchaos007 6,716]

6 plays, -5 yards for Dallas 

[Surly Bevo 25,523]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

How did this team win 12 games 

Well, Cooper Rush won like 4 of them

[Augustus 3,061]

I'm a fan of two football teams and neither can start a game not looking like dogshit.

[C-Man 27,353]

How did this team win 12 games 

Defense was pretty salty before a slew of injuries

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

Just now, ztejas said:

Dak blows so much fucking dick. 

it's the OL, bad routes, 3 dropped passes. 

[Bateshorn 9,958]

I haven’t watched the cowboys all season, except here and there on Red Zone.  Is this their normal bit? How did y’all win 12 games?

[dcar00 14,609]

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

"So we're tied 0-0 going into overtime . . . "

ha. Dak and the Boys can look like shit for 4 quarters but Brady will catch fire at some point.

[Asu2215 247]

Would give my left nut if they made it illegal to air Progressive commercials.

[Captain Obvious 525]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

How did this team win 12 games 

It's a miracle.

[DanTheHorn 4,971]

[MirrOlure 14,949]

Tampa Bay #50’s arms are too short to play at a high level. 3 star with a G5 starter or P5 backup ceiling.

That’ll be $9.95

[Vic Mackey 47,310]

Dak blows so much fucking dick. 

3 drops and OL couldn't hold a block for half q second. Every route was a slow developing come back route.

[Horn80 6,241]

Dak playing scared so far.  

[Augustus 3,061]

Has Sean Payton taken a job yet?

[jimmyjazz 46,479]

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

it's the OL, bad routes, 3 dropped passes. 

Are  you the dude who texted 104.9 "Bucky & Erin" and said Dak is a top 5 QB?

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

How did this team win 12 games 

don't wear blue jerseys

[Sgt Hulk 14,093]

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Dak blows so much fucking dick. 

3 drops and OL couldn't hold a block for half q second. Every route was a slow developing come back route.

 

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Are  you the dude who texted 104.9 "Bucky & Erin" and said Dak is a top 5 QB?

Vic said the same thing I did. 

[Sgt Hulk 14,093]

Dlaw just raped 

[jimmyjazz 46,479]

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Vic said the same thing I did. 

Well, that's a badge of honor.

[Surly Bevo 25,523]

Tampa and Dallas O-Line trying to see who can play like a bigger pile of shit.

[Pam Cummings 9,700]

Defense is holding up their end.

[Augustus 3,061]

Keep us in it, defense.

[Blotto 23,705]

this is some riveting stuff

[Augustus 3,061]

Okay shake it off and wake the fuck up

[DanTheHorn 4,971]

2 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Has Sean Payton taken a job yet?

Jerry wants boot lickers it won't happen.

[Pam Cummings 9,700]

Offense absolutely have to stop playing like pussies. Their vibe has been totally opposite of the defense.

[Horn80 6,241]

I groan when I see Zeke in the backfield these days.