Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

just curious, if the PK gets injured, do teams have a backup?

[Guest]

Wife deadpans:  Hell they had to go for it on 4th down.  That guy can't even make the extra point.

[Augustus 3,061]

Absolute HELL of a nice drive following the endzone pick.

[perfectchaos007 6,677]

Bench Maher. No FGA and always go for 2

[Zeus 6,180]

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Pollard = Bijan.  Love! 

Nah Bijan is way better...

 

Nice call on the slow developing speed option on 2nd down lol

Sweet naked boot on 4th though

They should start going for 2 though

[Vic Mackey 47,182]

Maher

[Anastasis 23,471]

Lol. How hard is it to find a kid to kick a fucking ball through the uprights. 

[Fudbelty 2,791]

just curious, if the PK gets injured, do teams have a backup?

Some do. Dak’s playoff win vs Seattle they lost Janikowski mid game and were fucked the rest of the game.

[Captain Obvious 524]

Straight down the center...on the kickoff.  Fuck you Maher.

[TornACL 7,732]

I knew that Maher would get the yips just in time for the playoffs

[Augustus 3,061]

 

[deadshank 24,653]

Just now, TornACL said:

I knew that Maher would get the yips just in time for the playoffs

Did you say something?  Send an email?  

[Vic Mackey 47,182]

Is Tampa going to drive down here for a TD, get the ball to start the 3rd, score again and be up 2 before we get the ball back? That sounds about right

[Zeus 6,180]

9 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Fucking play slower and give the D some time to rest

No, run up the score.

These Tampa Bay Tom Brady fuckers love when teams let off the gas and let them come back and win at the end. Fuck that.

Keep fucking scoring every drive, defense is well rested they will be fine against this shitty offense

[Cairn Horn88 8,287]

The Cowboys can not have a large enough lead going into the 4th qtr…..nope.

[deadshank 24,653]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Is Tampa going to drive down here for a TD, get the ball to start the 3rd, score again and be up 2 before we get the ball back? That sounds about right

Thank you, Dr. Norman Vincent Peale. 

[Surly Bevo 25,224]

Tampa's O line seems really shitty.  I expect them to come out in the 2nd half using misdirection etc to scheme around it. 

Edited January 17, 2023 by Surly Bevo

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

maybe 4 or 5 OL illegally downfield. 

[Zeus 6,180]

Oh doggy zoo ah!

[LTtxfan 49,378]

Damn kickers...  

[Zeus 6,180]

LET'S FUCKING GO TOM BRADY GETTING TOUCHED AND SHOOK RETIRE THIS FUCKER

[Sgt Hulk 13,870]

Another score before half time to make it 18-0 will be nice lol 

[Augustus 3,061]

Alright, go get a TD and 3-point conversion

[Redneck Mutha 8,020]

Let's move the sticks. Run clock. Maybe get some points. 

[Vic Mackey 47,182]

First goal is just to get one first down. Second is to not have a turnover. Absolutely can't force anything right now

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

can Dallas sign Dicker over the next 4-6 days? 

[Fudbelty 2,791]

Alright, go get a TD and 3-point conversion

XFL starts in February.

[Zepol87 9,198]

Wtf happened to Maher?

[Vic Mackey 47,182]

Let's move the sticks. Run clock. Maybe get some points. 

I'm content with getting the clock run out. Go into halftime up 12. Maybe a FG but do you even trust Maher at all?

[Zeus 6,180]

80 for Brady looks like a cringe compilation made into a movie

[TexArcher 38,081]

Dallas gonna lose this 31-30 with 5 missed extra points...

[Drew 2,540]

BTW LVE was massively missed late in the year.

[Surly Bevo 25,224]

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Wtf happened to Maher?

Regressed to his mean

[Zeus 6,180]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

First goal is just to get one first down. Second is to not have a turnover. Absolutely can't force anything right now

C'mon don't turtle Tom this

 

 

 

[Redneck Mutha 8,020]

Noice. 

Go.

[Vic Mackey 47,182]

C'mon don't turtle Tom this
 
 
 

I'm jaded as a Cowboys fan lol.

[Zeus 6,180]

2 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Wtf happened to Maher?

They just need to get a personal foul and make it 50yd kicks

[Willfully Horn 8,062]

Schultz is an asset.

[kevwun 15,936]

It makes no sense for Zeke to be in the game in this situation.

[MrBig 5,447]

Get enough yards to give Maher a 40/50 yd FG to get things right. If he makes it, we know we need to get a penalty on the XP after every TD to move the ball back so he can kick it right and stop missing.

[gofuckyourself 8,388]

Need a TD here, and then probably 2pt conversion try because Maher.

[Surly Bevo 25,224]

Just now, kevwun said:

It makes no sense for Zeke to be in the game in this situation.

Eh he is still much better in pass pro than Pollard.  

[Zeus 6,180]

Just now, kevwun said:

It makes no sense for Zeke to be in the game in this situation.

They are trying to limit big plays and just drain the clock lol

[Sgt Hulk 13,870]

Pound pollard the second half 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

Just now, kevwun said:

It makes no sense for Zeke to be in the game on the team in this situation.

true

[Pam Cummings 9,686]

14 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

just curious, if the PK gets injured, do teams have a backup?

[Sgt Hulk 13,870]

Need to leave zero time on the clock because all Brady needs is like 18 seconds 

[Drew 2,540]

Dak tried to get out. Barely got him.  And Smith is hurt. Fuck. 

[Redneck Mutha 8,020]

Legs!

[Drew 2,540]

Fuck yes Dak. He wants this game. 
 

and yes get pollard in there. 

Edited January 17, 2023 by Drew