Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC

[dcar00 14,160]

Just now, taybo20 said:

fuck maher. he needs to be let go no doubt after the game at  at halftime

 

[Patrick Bateman 3,911]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

They blew the whistle while he was still on his feet moving forward....

Yea.... that was wild.  Giving them a timeout a little.... early.

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Just now, taybo20 said:

fuck maher. he needs to be let go no doubt after the game

Pretty sure you can't pick up players in the post season....stuck with what you got.

[Captain Obvious 516]

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

My son is convinced the he could make 1MM a year as an nfl kicker. He is in 6th grade. 

$660k was the lowest salary this year.  Average salary is apparently $2.5 million.  Not a bad idea...assuming he can kick.

[taybo20 2,825]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

They blew the whistle while he was still on his feet moving forward....

yep...and got the timeout lol

[closetohumping 17,437]

Maher the secret to shaving points is to not make it look obvious 

[Zeus 6,017]

It's funny dudes were half heatedly patting him on the helmet like c'mon we got you it's all good... After the first two misses ..

Bruh three in a row?

Fuck off and let the backup QB try to drop kick it through or just go for 2

 

 

 

[CurlyDumps 4,468]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Idk if that’s a record for XP misses in a game but might as well try to break it at this point.

Vindicated!

[Pato del Muerto 52,488]

Maher looked like he was taking mental inventory of all the sharp objects that might be in the locker room. 

[jimmyjazz 45,896]

Surely some dude on the team kicked in high school.  Give them a try, at least on the extra points.  Get Maher out of his head.

[dcar00 14,160]

Just now, Augustus said:

WTF was that whistle lol?

this. they blew the whistle before the play was dead and gave them a second back.

[rage-a-holic 4,382]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Pretty sure you can't pick up players in the post season....stuck with what you got.

unless Maher dies in a mysterious blimp accident

[Enemy07 288]

oh fuck. Parsons limping

Edited January 17, 2023 by Enemy07

[gofuckyourself 8,208]

Great. Parsons.

[Zeus 6,017]

Just now, taybo20 said:

yep...and got the timeout lol

 

[TexArcher 37,771]

5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I'm not blaming Maher.

Did you not blame Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn when he walked three straight guys on 12 pitches?

[Patrick Bateman 3,911]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Pretty sure you can't pick up players in the post season....stuck with what you got.

Yea you can..... would be a free agent.  I think there's a limit though.

[Anastasis 23,465]

Just now, Captain Obvious said:

$660k was the lowest salary this year.  Average salary is apparently $2.5 million.  Not a bad idea...assuming he can kick.

He’s got a big leg on the soccer field from the left foot. 

[Drew 2,405]

Parsons getting hurt on a play that really didn’t matter would be peak cowboys.  
 

Got don’t do this. 

[Vic Mackey 47,013]

On that play before, why they fuck was Diggs 40 yards off Evans and left the sideline wide open? Fucking stupid

[Sgt Hulk 13,713]

Larson limping 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

sucks to lose Parsons on a meaningless play. 

What are the NFL rules for signing FAs during the playoffs? 

[kevwun 15,772]

Looked like his ankle.

[HornsOverIthaca 2,333]

1 minute ago, rage-a-holic said:

unless Maher dies in a mysterious blimp accident

That's how I plan to go.

[Uncle Nate 2,097]

Maher has the yips, and now Micah has the limps. 
 

Someone get Mr. Myagi into that lockerroom asap. 

[dcar00 14,160]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Larson limping 

or Parsons pimping

[Uncle Nate 2,097]

1 minute ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

That's how I plan to go.

Oh the humanity. 

[Brew 3,049]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Looked like his ankle.

He was rubbing the outside of his knee as he walked off.

[taybo20 2,825]

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Pretty sure you can't pick up players in the post season....stuck with what you got.

Yeah you're right. Just really sucks

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

Looks like a lame halftime show. At least we booked ludacris

[Zeus 6,017]

5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Twitter and Instagram is going off 

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5,971]

8 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

My son is convinced the he could make 1MM a year as an nfl kicker. He is in 6th grade. 

F's sake.  I hit both of the 32 yarders I attempted at the Texas spring game 4 years ago.  I play soccer, but had never attempted a FG before.  If my lame ass can do it, a professional should be able to do as much.

[C-Man 27,202]

sucks to lose Parsons on a meaningless play. 
What are the NFL rules for signing FAs during the playoffs? 

Pretty sure the Cowboys could work out a FA kicker this week if we move on. He could play next week.

[dcar00 14,160]

guessing we need 10 points this half.  a stop on the first drive would help.

[SpiralOut 1,813]

Normally I'd say the PAT misses were more Tom Brady voodoo where his opponents in the playoffs always find a way to choke the game away.  

But he's playing awful and the Bucs look awful all around, so, I think we're totally in the clear, guys.  Nothing to worry about whatsoever.  Cell phone flop out the tickets to the divisional round.

[Pato del Muerto 52,488]

You can if someone is hurt. And nobody misses 3 xps without being hurt so IR him and grab someone. 

[Cairn Horn88 8,260]

9 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

 

Maher’s gonna need to learn to flip burgers after this performance.

[Augustus 3,061]

At this point he needs to aim to miss

[John Coctostan 591]

7 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

unless Maher dies in a mysterious blimp accident

Goodyear?

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Gotta shut down this first drive and force Brady to pass (can't believe I just typed that) BUT behind that offensive line he seems like he is in trouble.

 

[taybo20 2,825]

I just bet the live moneyline +625 on Tampa Bay to win

[Hermanator 7,033]

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

 

Maher’s gonna need to learn to flip burgers after this performance.

Nah he's made enough money that he'll have to learn to supervise the dudes flipping burgers at his franchised Wendy's 

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

At this point he needs to aim to miss

Think he did on that third one.  Pushed the first two right and then kicked that one straight left.

[Zeus 6,017]

4 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Normally I'd say the PAT misses were more Tom Brady voodoo where his opponents in the playoffs always find a way to choke the game away.  

But he's playing awful and the Bucs look awful all around, so, I think we're totally in the clear, guys.  Nothing to worry about whatsoever.  Cell phone flop out the tickets to the divisional round.

Nice jinx

It's not like we just watched a 27 point lead get blown

[kingkoopa6 8,347]

Maher owe someone something for sure 

[Radical Larry 28,567]

[Hermanator 7,033]

Great Dak half after the first 2 drives. Dude is amped and attacking. When he's running and getting yards on the ground he is always a better QB 

[Trey3216 15,345]

8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Larson limping 

The pitcher?   

[Zeus 6,017]

Just now, taybo20 said:

I just bet the live moneyline +625 on Tampa Bay to win

You fuck lol

Tom Brady is 6-0 against the cowboys...

 

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRpLo9PL/

 

 

[Augustus 3,061]