Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC

[perfectchaos007 6,677]

Good thing we're up 3 scores still

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4,976]

Brady looked like he was thinking about eating a bullet after that touchdown. The onside recovery couldn't even cheer him up.

[ATXbronco 4,084]

Potentially, the two-point conversion is Brady's last NFL pass.

[Pam Cummings 9,647]

Just let it end lol

[Captain Obvious 524]

Can't wait for more injuries because of this shit.  Just kneel down and run the clock old man, you lost.

[Stunns38 3,538]

They have Elliott and Pollard. Am I missing something?

Yeah, he confused me.

[Pam Cummings 9,647]

One last cramming of commercials 

[Hermanator 7,124]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Potentially, the two-point conversion is Brady's last NFL pass.

Nope. Thanks to great hands Noah Brown

[Horn80 6,131]

Here it comes.  Brady to Evans.

[RamjetFDO 10,577]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Potentially, the two-point conversion is Brady's last NFL pass.

 

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[Surly Bevo 25,091]

Just now, Drew said:

This is exactly what I was talking about.
 

way to lose a lot of the good feeling you had. 
 

wish they hadn't just run some give up plays on the last drive now. 

Oh for fucks sake they will feel just fine about taking the first playoff win this franchise has earned on the road since dudes who are now 29-30 were born.  

[PittsburghTiger 6,192]

Just now, Uncle Nate said:

They have Elliott and Pollard. Am I missing something?

Elliott doesn’t appear to have much left in the tank, 3.8 per carry this year. No 100-yard games. Looks slow and old.

[millhouse 2,615]

Holy shit that was almost it

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,834]

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

One last cramming of commercials 

This. It'll be another 30 minutes before this game is over. And 5 more gronk commercials 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,400]

Fuck that aggy cunt!

[Surly Bevo 25,091]

Evans went full aggy.  

[Pam Cummings 9,647]

Just make them run clock whys it so hard

[Nicole44 22,072]

I think I have seen more dropped balls in wildcard weekend than I have seen all season. Just a lot of block hands. 

[Zeus 6,108]

Spread was 3

14 + 16 makes it 30-31

Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Fuck that aggy cunt!

Fuck you!

[Nicole44 22,072]

Too many fucking players are getting dinged up. Damn…

[Surly Bevo 25,091]

Did Tampa really just take a timeout there after that sack

[Uncle Nate 2,097]

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Elliott doesn’t appear to have much left in the tank, 3.8 per carry this year. No 100-yard games. Looks slow and old.

Fat and high. Pot and Doritos will do that to you. 

[LTtxfan 49,324]

Get Parsons off the field... Need him next week

[Pam Cummings 9,647]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Did Tampa really just take a timeout there after that sack

This. They're fucks.

[Surly Bevo 25,091]

Julio didn't even try to get out of bounds to save the TO...he knows these are all useless hits.

[Nicole44 22,072]

If this were the beginning of the third quarter it might be a thrilling comeback. But it’s been over since he threw that pick in the end zone. 

[Pam Cummings 9,647]

Theyre gonna take their last timeout too watch.

[PittsburghTiger 6,192]

66 passes for Brady. I believe that is the most he has ever thrown in a game.

[Drew 2,500]

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Oh for fucks sake they will feel just fine about taking the first playoff win this franchise has earned on the road since dudes who are now 29-30 were born.  

No I fucking won’t.  You won’t be happy they “won a playoff game” next week when they’re being beat down.  
 

I want them to play well. No one liked the way things felt after last week.  I didn’t want to end this game on a downer.  
 

it’s not that hard to understand. 

[Vic Mackey 47,095]

Dak put up the stats in one game that it took Cooper Rush 5 games to do lulz

[ATXbronco 4,084]

 Tampa should have let Brady go out with a two-point conversion as his "last pass"

[PittsburghTiger 6,192]

2 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

Fat and high. Pot and Doritos will do that to you. 

That’s why I said they need a second RB against SF. They are an extremely physical team.

[Surly Bevo 25,091]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

No I fucking won’t.  You won’t be happy they “won a playoff game” next week when they’re being beat down.  
 

I want them to play well. No one liked the way things felt after last week.  I didn’t want to end this game on a downer.  
 

it’s not that hard to understand. 

If you are on a downer after this game, or think any of those players are you are an idiot

 

Wait, look at who I am talking to

SHUT THE FUCK UP DREW

Edited January 17, 2023 by Surly Bevo

[Horn80 6,131]

Weather looks good in SF on Sunday evening.

[Uncle Nate 2,097]

I may be happiest for Brett Maher. They didn’t lose the game because of him and he was able to finally kick an XP to hopefully get the tips monkey off his back. 

[Nicole44 22,072]

Playoff game won! Fuck ya! See y’all in a few days (short week) to play the…

[ATXbronco 4,084]

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

ROAD Playoff game won! Fuck ya! See y’all in a few days (short week) to play the…

fixed

[Drew 2,500]

8 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

If you are on a downer after this game, or think any of those players are you are an idiot

 

Wait, look at who I am talking to

SHUT THE FUCK UP DREW

This is strange. Im usually accused of being a homer.  
 

I want this teal to advance. Giving TB life at all in the 4th quarter was disappointing. I said as much.  How can y’all “just be happy with a win”?

 

jesu Christ y’all can’t have it both ways. Don’t come in here bitching when they’re struggling next week. 

[ATXbronco 4,084]

These fucking guys

And another road game 

Time is CST

[C-Man 27,239]

1 hour ago, Porterhouse said:

Dude, Maher had a better season. Look up his stats before blabbing Tucker’s. I’ve seen them both. 

Maher had a great season (until tonight) but I'm not sure I'm comfortable saying his season was better than Tucker's. At best, they were on par with each other. Tucker missed six FG's and one XP. Only one of Tucker's misses (48) was under 50. Maher missed three XP's and a 46-yarder. Tucker's other misses were from 56, 61, 67, 50 (blocked) and 55 (blocked). Also, many of Maher's kicks have some weird action on them that ALWAYS make me nervous. Tucker's kicks are absolutely pure nearly every time. And then Maher was as bad as a kicker can be tonight with four missed XP's.

[C-Man 27,239]

46 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

it's going to be a goddam war next Sunday.  Hope it's the late game.  Purdy is vulnerable, not really a fan of his rollouts where he goes against the grain. He's going to make mistakes he hasn't made.  McCaffery is the most dangerous guy in the NFL right now, the's the key. 

That was already decided this morning that the 49ers would host tonight's winner in the second game next Sunday.

[Drew 2,500]

These fucking guys
And another road game 
Time is CST

Couldn’t even get the night game. Guess fox wanted that game bad.

Dallas/49rs historic rivals. Will be the highest rated game again.

[C-Man 27,239]

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

Couldn’t even get the night game. Guess fox wanted that game bad.

Dallas/49rs historic rivals. Will be the highest rated game again.

It's the last game of the weekend. There is no Sunday Night game next weekend and they weren't going to make tonight's winner play Monday night and then again on Saturday.

Cincy-Buffalo will have a lot of eyeballs due to the previous meeting not getting completed after Hamlin's horrific injury.

[perfectchaos007 6,677]

 

[DougO 5,253]

44 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Tom won’t retire. But he’s done at Tampa Bay. That team is a hot mess and benefited by a weak division. I’ll wash the tshirt and wear it Sunday. We will need all the luck we can get. But if we can get a good pass rush we should be in the NFC finals. That will be some big fun! 

He's a bay area guy, I could see him going to Oakland where he has Davonte Adams to throw to. 

[Uncle Nate 2,097]

Just now, DougO said:

He's a bay area guy, I could see him going to Oakland where he has Davonte Adams to throw to. 

Hey Rip Van Winkle- the Raiders moved to Las Vegas while you were napping. 

[DougO 5,253]

OK, Monday night worked out, but they sure had some guys take some blows and tweak some stuff to have to get ready on a short week. 

Fuck Goodell. 

Just now, Uncle Nate said:

Hey Rip Van Winkle- the Raiders moved to Las Vegas while you were napping. 

Close enough.

[Trey3216 15,350]

2 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

Hey Rip Van Winkle- the Raiders moved to Las Vegas while you were napping. 

It’s DougO, shouldn’t it be Rip Van Fecal or some stupid shit like that?   

[markstanco 12,586]

I may be happiest for Brett Maher. They didn’t lose the game because of him and he was able to finally kick an XP to hopefully get the tips monkey off his back. 

He’s done.

[Dewey 3,286]

6 minutes ago, DougO said:

He's a bay area guy, I could see him going to Oakland where he has Davonte Adams to throw to. 

Forty Niners for sure.