Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC

[Drew 2331]

Just now, WinningIsHard said:

This thread makes you believe the cowboys aren’t winning and Dak isn’t playing good. You guys are a beating. Lulz 

Well yep.  Everyone a receiver drops a pass or Dak gets hit 2 seconds after the snap he’s playing bad.  Just the way of the world. 

[Ghost of Shag 2581]

Just now, Macklemore said:

Watch out Philly and 9ers. Cowboys play like this they can get to the Super Bowl

You’re new to this, huh?

[taybo20 2815]

fuck this dude. Should have already gone for 2. Now that's all you can do the rest of the game. Can't trust this head case

[TommysTinyTowels 785]

16 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Another score before half time to make it 18-0 will be nice lol 

Hahahah!!!

[dcar00 14035]

I'm not blaming Maher.  McCarthy is a fucking moron.  your kicker is mind fucked. DO NOT LET HIM KICK

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Why are we still kicking PATs? Definition of insanity etc

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

If we lose by 3 or less I’m shitting all over mahers house 

[Anastasis 23395]

My son is convinced the he could make 1MM a year as an nfl kicker. He is in 6th grade. 

[WinningIsHard 4017]

0/3 on extra points was not on my bingo card, that’s bizarre. Otherwise, great first half.

[gofuckyourself 8122]

Maher's gonna get a beat down at halftime.

[SpiralOut 1809]

That guy is going to be out of a job after tonight.  Three missed PATs?  Any of us could do better than that.

[SomeoneYouKnow2 235]

I think it's fine to give him that third chance. But now there's no way he gets to kick the rest of the game.

[TexArcher 37510]

This is like when Chuck Knoblauch became incapable of throwing a ball from 2nd base to 1st base.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

I bet Micah parsons can kick extra points. 

[C-Man 27052]

How in the blue hell do you miss 3 extra points in a row?

Before last season , Maher was absolutely atrocious between 40-49 yards

EDIT: it was 40-49 he was so bad on, not 30-39

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

has this ever occurred in playoff history??

ok seriously, i guess teams are prohibited from signinng a free agent in playoffs right? What about from the practice squad?

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

17 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Another score before half time to make it 18-0 will be nice lol 

Well fuck me 

[LTtxfan 48975]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Dude’s head is fucked.  Lol. 

I don't think another NFL kicker has ever missed 3 extra point attempts in the same game...

WTF

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

Seriously, take that fuck maher out back and down him in a canal or something  

[Guest]

I've seen Pop Warner kickers do better than this bullshit.

 

Bring out the Lynwood Homes contest.

https://cdispatch.com/sports/2021-11-12/how-leachs-walk-on-kicker-became-a-texas-tech-legend/

[Quagmire 2146]

Maher is going to cost us this game...... Unbelievable.
 

Lol no. Tampa is trash

[Cairn Horn88 8172]

Just a guess, but I don’t think any NFL kicker has missed 3 X-points back to back to back…..ever!

[dcar00 14035]

can someone get Phil Dawson a plane ticket now?

[MrBig 5289]

Well clearly he’s used to kicking XPs on the turf so lets blame the real grass in Tampa

[taybo20 2815]

This dude needs to be kicking into the net non stop... and then kick all of fucking halftime. I mean what the fuck 

[Pam Cummings 9581]

I wanted to see Dak chewing that fucking kicker fuck out

[BrazilHorn 6576]

What’s record for missed PAT in game? Cowboys going to pick up Dicker? Isn’t he a FA with Chargers loss 😀

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Maher is gonna kick 63 yard FG to win the game book it 

[Surly Bevo 24696]

1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

0/3 on extra points was not on my bingo card, that’s bizarre. Otherwise, great first half.

Cowboys playoff losses always include the bizarre.

[Zeus 5950]

18 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Another score before half time to make it 18-0 will be nice lol 

Bruh

[C-Man 27052]

Maybe Maher should ask if they can back the XP’s back to 50 yards or so

[Mileslong 4714]

I’m going to begin a study, hopefully with government funding, to try and determine why McCarthy hasn’t gone for 2 yet.

[Hank_Hill 18491]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

I'm not blaming Maher.  McCarthy is a fucking moron.  your kicker is mind fucked. DO NOT LET HIM KICK

Hmmmm idk I’d maybe blame the kicker for missing kicks

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Twitter and Instagram is going off 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18523]

I triple dog dare that sumbitch to miss a fourth one. 

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I'm not blaming Maher.  McCarthy is a fucking moron.  your kicker is mind fucked. DO NOT LET HIM KICK

You're not?  It's literally a kick with almost no defense.  It's as easy as it gets...... Maher deserves almost all of the blame.  We can't even attempt a FG now.  It's truly a horrendous disadvantage.

Edited January 17, 2023 by Patrick Bateman

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Before last season , Maher was absolutely atrocious between 30-39 yards, essentially XP’s now

He's a 3 point shooter who has a long stroke but has no real form for the midrange.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

I'm not blaming Maher.  McCarthy is a fucking moron.  your kicker is mind fucked. DO NOT LET HIM KICK

I'm blaming Maher. 

['stache 21774]

I mean what the actual fuck is going on with the kicks? He’s been solid as fuck all season.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Lol no. Tampa is trash

You underestimate Dallas...

[taybo20 2815]

fuck maher. he needs to be let go no doubt after the game

[Hank_Hill 18491]

Idk if that’s a record for XP misses in a game but might as well try to break it at this point.

[dcar00 14035]

do not let these fucks score

[Surly Bevo 24696]

They blew the whistle while he was still on his feet moving forward....

[taybo20 2815]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Maher is gonna kick 63 yard FG to win the game book it 

lol what a redemption story

[C-Man 27052]

That was a weird fucking whistle. Really quick. Dude was still moving forward.

[Augustus 3061]

WTF was that whistle lol?

[Huckleberry 32701]

20 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Another score before half time to make it 18-0 will be nice lol 

I hold you personally responsible

[Horn80 6075]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Idk if that’s a record for XP misses in a game but might as well try to break it at this point.

He’s working on it

[Drew 2331]

They better not give up a Fucking FG