Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Don’t get soft defense 

[Drew 2331]

kearse almost got one. 

[Huckleberry 32701]

Why not two hands? Could have had a pick.

[Cairn Horn88 8172]

Tampa Bay doesn’t want to be there!

 

 

[Stunns38 3357]

Tampa is trash

[dcar00 14035]

yikes...it's Brady so no chicken counting but holy moly...

[deadshank 24651]

Tom appears out of sorts

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I haven’t seen a meltdown like this since Spieth. Just next level pants pooping. Kinda awesome.

Van De Velde..... 

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Justin Tucker's turds are better kickers than maher. 

Maher had a better season than Tucker. Until tonight. I feel terrible for him. 

[Captain Obvious 516]

Lulz.  Tampa offense doing it's best to replicate Dallas' performance from last week.

[cabowabo 4453]

Brady needs to re-retire. 

[The_Great_Hornsby 3329]

Brady goes to what team next year?

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

is Purdy a QB3 or QB2? Was he on the practice squad and promoteD? 

[Mileslong 4714]

I still have no idea how that was a complete pass. I mean it’s either a fumble or incomplete

[aggie08 21434]

I have not been paying attention whatever other than on my phone...dude has really missed 4 extra points?

[Zeus 5950]

Crazy how Troy is blaming Evans for tb12 throwing into the dirt every play

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

Brady looks a lot like he did against the Steelers this year. Which is, old & bad.

[Drew 2331]

Okay not to get ahead of ourselves…but when was the last Playoffs Road Win for the Cowboys?  
 

Was it in like 1992 against the 49rs or something?  30 years? 

Edited January 17, 2023 by Drew

[Guest]

Just now, deadshank said:

Tom appears out of sorts

He looks awful. Never seen him look this bad. 

[TexArcher 37513]

I'm pretty sure the mafia has kidnapped Maher's wife and the cartel has kidnapped Brady's wife and this all straight up point shaving.

[deadshank 24651]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Why not two hands? Could have had a pick.

That’s why he’s a DB

[RamjetFDO 10554]

WTF was that dead lizard commercial?

 

[Trey3216 15325]

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Brady goes to what team next year?

Team Slore.  

[Enemy07 281]

One more score to be comftorable.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3329]

Just now, Drew said:

Okay not to get ahead of ourselves…but when was the last Playoffs Road Win for the Cowboys?  
 

Was it in line 1992 against the 49rs or something?  30 years? 

Didnt we beat the fuck out of the eagles or something on the road? Or was that in week 17 and then we beat them at home in the playoff game in week 18?

[Drew 2331]

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

is Purdy a QB3 or QB2? Was he on the practice squad and promoteD? 

Well if he’s QB3 the cowboys are fucked. They can’t do anything agianst 3rd string QBs.  

[deadshank 24651]

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Brady goes to what team next year?

aggy and Jimbo gonna NIL his ass 

[Stunns38 3357]

Tom appears out of sorts

Gisele’s probably accidentally sent Tom some nudes of her getting pounded by her new BF.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Boyz to Frisco, then to 'Frisco. 

[Drew 2331]

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Didnt we beat the fuck out of the eagles or something on the road? Or was that in week 17 and then we beat them at home in the playoff game in week 18?

2009. We beat them on the road and the destroyed them at home. 

[Horn80 6075]

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Bring Dicker home

He missed 30 yard FG for Chargers that potentially could have been the points for them to win.

[Huckleberry 32701]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Okay not to get ahead of ourselves…but when was the last Playoffs Road Win for the Cowboys?  
 

Was it in like 1992 against the 49rs or something?  30 years? 

Yes, I think it was the conference championship game in San Francisco in January 1993. The Alvin Harper clincher game.

[Mileslong 4714]

I don’t want hear the moniker TB12 anyone in my life. Is it really that much shorter than saying Brady? It’s faster to say Brady

[Zeus 5950]

Fuck the 9rs and Fecals

Go boys!

[MrBig 5289]

Just now, Stunns38 said:

Gisele’s probably accidentally sent Tom some nudes of her getting pounded by her new BF.

[Ghost of LL 15492]

You know, I know it’s been a disappointing season. But at least Tom Brady has his loving family to go home to.

[Trey3216 15325]

Just now, Drew said:

2009. We beat them on the road and the destroyed them at home. 

Yep. Beat them on the road by 3 TD’s or so and then beat them 44-6 at home the next week.   

[mdleast 8262]

SIAP

[Captain Obvious 516]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Well if he’s QB3 the cowboys are fucked. They can’t do anything agianst 3rd string QBs.  

QB3 right?  Jimmy G and Trey Lance were QBs1-2.

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

Goddamn 84 block SOMEBODY!

[Rimbo 25781]

U of Michigan legends faltering against DFW area teams in the first round of the playoffs. Name a more iconic duo!

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Zeke still has something when an opponent's ass is whipped.  

[Hank_Hill 18491]

2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Gisele’s probably accidentally sent Tom some nudes of her getting pounded by her new BF.

Yea, as a fellow fan of Brazilian pussy, he chose poorly.

[C-Man 27052]

Maher had a better season than Tucker. Until tonight. I feel terrible for him. 

I wouldn’t say that. Tucker missed two kicks under 50 yards, one XP and one from 40-49. Maher had a great season but also missed three XP’s.

[dcar00 14035]

4 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I still have no idea how that was a complete pass. I mean it’s either a fumble or incomplete

he took the 3rd step..according to the ref guy in the booth.

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

7 minutes ago, Drew said:

Okay not to get ahead of ourselves…but when was the last Playoffs Road Win for the Cowboys?  
 

Was it in like 1992 against the 49rs or something?  30 years? 

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/dal/playoffs.htm

 

1992, if I read that correctly.

Edited January 17, 2023 by PittsburghTiger

[Mileslong 4714]

Elliott is exactly half as fast as Pollard

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

86 is a smooth mofo 

[Hank_Hill 18491]

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

He missed 30 yard FG for Chargers that potentially could have been the points for them to win.

Sounds like 3 less than Maher to me

[Blotto 23434]

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

You know, I know it’s been a disappointing season. But at least Tom Brady has his loving family to go home to.

everyone pray for tom