Post-Beard Game #4 - Texas @ Iowa State, 7pm, ESPN+

[HookEm 2509]

We might be the least physical team in the Big 12.

[Sheep Have Wool 1053]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Allen, or fucking anyone, could flash to the top of the key on O when they do these traps. 5 around the outside isn't going to do shit.

I found Chris Beard's sock.

[jimmyjazz 47136]

Oh noes!  Grill is in pain!

Fuck you, you white trash thug.

[MirrOlure 15267]

Hope he’s fucking crippled.

[gofuckyourself 9082]

Oh no Grill is hurting. Karma bitch.

 

 

 

 

[ztejas 44226]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

If you play badly in this league, you can easily lose at home. Do so on the road and you'll struggle to beat anyone. Somebody be a leader and compete. 

I think Carr was trying but no one was saving this offense tonight. They needed to be put in a better position to succeed. 

[HookEm 2509]

Guess his back got hurt one of the 10 times he undercut our players. 

[gofuckyourself 9082]

1 minute ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

I found Chris Beard's sock.

I do own a pair of broken reading glasses. Probably just a coincidence though.

[texastroubadour 1260]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Has it been said yet that every game at isu is a white out?  

Ha

[Horn80 6356]

1 minute ago, HookEm said:

We might be the least physical team in the Big 12.

Toughness been drifting away since Beard left.  

[shadow_operative 15932]

re: Grill looking at our bench and telling our team to call a timeout, if i'm rodney terry i go full tom penders right then and there and i stroll out onto the court and i destroy the officials until they eject me. that kid has gotten away with murder tonight.

[ClubWhatever 12291]

It feels good for these farmers grandkids to beat bad old Texas. 

[clownin72 199]

I get it that shots aren't falling but it just looks like there is no offensive identity at all in the 2nd half.

[LTtxfan 49994]

4min 20secs no Texas FGs...

 

Edited January 18, 2023 by LTtxfan

[Js1 87176]

Just now, clownin72 said:

I get it that shots aren't falling but it just looks like there is no offensive identity at all in the 2nd half.

Bc we have an interim coach who isn’t fit for the job. Regardless of whatever miracle run he might take us on in the tournament 

[gofuckyourself 9082]

Just now, clownin72 said:

I get it that shots aren't falling but it just looks like there is no offensive identity at all in the 2nd half.

It's there. It's dribble into a double team, pick up the dribble and panic 3 with no time left 

[MirrOlure 15267]

Fuck off and die fucking dago wop ref fucking fuck face

[MirrOlure 15267]

Tech for flopping little bitch

[GreenspointTexas 9966]

Uhhh is that a flop?

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

It's there. It's dribble into a double team, pick up the dribble and panic 3 with no time left 

They've taken 12 threes compared to 23 for Iowa st so the math doesn't check out

[gofuckyourself 9082]

Yeah review that. Fuck these refs.

[ClubWhatever 12291]

4 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Toughness been drifting away since Beard left.  

So true.  

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Keep making these goobers work. They have to get up early to milk. 

[BrazilHorn 6837]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Rodney just doesn't beat his wife enough.

I think it’s because he zips his 3/4 zip pullover all the way to top. 
He’s cutting the circulation off to his brain. 

[gofuckyourself 9082]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

They've taken 12 threes compared to 23 for Iowa st so the math doesn't check out

Fine. Or turn it over or miss a long two.

[D3zii 3937]

So basically we need to be down by double digits at half to win games?? 

[Biff Tannen 46161]

Feels like a record for offensive fouls called. 

[MirrOlure 15267]

Car crash and die fucking fuck bitch fucking fuckstick refs

[jimmyjazz 47136]

Grill has a very punchable nose.

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

[D3zii 3937]

DP

Edited January 18, 2023 by D3zii

[jimmyjazz 47136]

Of course the basket counts, you idiot.

[UTexasFight 9814]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Grill has a very punchable nose.

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

I just did the same thing

actually I said entire face 

[D3zii 3937]

Who TF even let Iowa State in FBS, definitely should be a FCS team 

[jimmyjazz 47136]

Come on, Tyrese.

[clownin72 199]

So Allen goes to block out and that pussy folds so Allen gets the foul.

[MirrOlure 15267]

Grill has a very punchable nose.
I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

I googled Kermit Washington Rudy T just for pleasure

[jimmyjazz 47136]

Points with the clock stopped.  I'll take it.

EDIT:  I should be an announcer, I'm brilliant

Edited January 18, 2023 by jimmyjazz

[UTexasFight 9814]

Clutch move by Allen to not sit down until iowa st was about to release the free throw 

figured that’s what he was waiting to do when I didn’t hear the crowd yell “sit down” after a few seconds by the bench 

[jimmyjazz 47136]

Is 10 sec not a thing any more?

[D3zii 3937]

Bruh they gotta get Iowa State with all this flopping 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

If we weren't going to rebound all night, might as well have played all guards. 

[gofuckyourself 9082]

Can't even get a three off. Fuck we need to nail the coaching hire this off-season.

[Horn80 6356]

Texas looked like they ran out of gas tonight.

[jimmyjazz 47136]

Lulz nice shot Sir'Jabari

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Zero leadership from the bench in this one. Bad sign, but not a shock. 

[MirrOlure 15267]

Fuck Iowa Cornholefucking State and everything about that sorryass bullshit ethanol pushing shithole state except the redhead pussy licker and her vamping dark haired friend.

They are mediocre at best and will be ancient history in late February

[BigOrange1 6611]

it was a good first 12 minutes at least.  then it kind of all went to shit.

[Valmy77 13626]

Gah. And winning would have had Texas tied for first place. But not surprising or anything.

Ah well. Get em next time. 

[Js1 87176]

Well if we lose to WV, all bets are off 

[ztejas 44226]

4 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Texas looked like they ran out of gas tonight.

Texas ran out of coaching.