Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round

[Hermanator 6,928]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

God dammit Dak. Loose pollard and thay back to back. Jusy crippling. 
 

another tipped fucking pass.  Unluckiest QB in 2022 with those.  
 

still not a good decision or throw. Fuck. 

That wasn't bad luck. The coverage had the DB squatting on the quick routes with she'll behind him and Dak forced it in anyway. 

 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Who the fuck is funding these stupid He Gets Us shit?

Obviously He Gets Us LLC

[Pato del Muerto 52,336]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

God dammit Dak. Loose pollard and thay back to back. Jusy crippling. 
 

another tipped fucking pass.  Unluckiest QB in 2022 with those.  
 

still not a good decision or throw. Fuck. 

That’s not a tipped pass that’s a dropped int that goes right to the OTHER NINER right there. 

[ztejas 43,262]

Just now, Asu2215 said:

Roger Staubach is rolling over in his grave. 

Troy gonna blow his brains out so he can do the same. 

[closetohumping 17,386]

[Augustus 3,061]

1 minute ago, Asu2215 said:

Roger Staubach is rolling over in his grave. 

Funny

[Ghost of Shag 2,577]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

God dammit Dak. Loose pollard and thay back to back. Jusy crippling. 
 

another tipped fucking pass.  Unluckiest QB in 2022 with those.  
 

still not a good decision or throw. Fuck. 

You gotta be fucking kidding me with this bullshit.

[Guest]

Announcer, saying 49ers, have the advantage of kicker over the Cowboys. So do the Astros, the stars in any fucking other sports team.

[DougO 5,239]

Thanks, Shanny. Let the Cowboys off the hook so they can regroup in the second half. 

[Big Frog II 511]

No Pollard is very bad news.

[Captain Obvious 516]

Lulz, Shanahan gives no fucks about getting more points before the half.  No Pollard for the 2nd half, Maher still with the yips, and bad Dak means he has nothing to worry about.

[Zepol87 9,168]

Why waste so much time?

[TexArcher 37,506]

SF going full gaping vag here.

Why are you worried about Dallas getting the ball back with like half a minute when they don't have a kicker?  Give your own kicker a shot, if you can.

[Firemans4Horn 17,823]

Maher should have to give Pollard one of his ankles. 

[C-Man 27,029]

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Who the fuck is funding these stupid He Gets Us shit?

Probably the two wackos in West Texas.

 

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

God dammit Dak. Loose pollard and thay back to back. Jusy crippling. 
 

another tipped fucking pass.  Unluckiest QB in 2022 with those.  
 

still not a good decision or throw. Fuck. 

Tipped by the defensive back, you mean

[taybo20 2,815]

No pollard is gonna be bad

[Surly Bevo 24,692]

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Why waste so much time?

Cause he has nothing to be afraid of

[Pato del Muerto 52,336]

I’m surprised those injuries don’t happen more often. At least as often as the leg roll up that shreds knees. 

[Uncle Nate 2,097]

2 minutes ago, Asu2215 said:

Roger Staubach is rolling over in his grave. 

He’s not dead yet. /Monty Python

[Hermanator 6,928]

Wow. Shanahan really has zero confidence in Purdy against the first good defense he's played. 

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

No Pollard, shitty Dak and bumblefuck Maher ain't exactly a 2nd half recipe for success.

[TexArcher 37,506]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Maher should have to give Pollard one of his ankles. 

It would probably make Pollard run sideways out of play.

[BachelorTrek 2,933]

Just now, Big Frog II said:

No Pollard is very bad news.

Time to jump on the back of the legs of Purdy to respond in kind.

[LonghornSean 3,941]

Bad clock management

[Surly Bevo 24,692]

Need a pick 6

[Stunns38 3,357]

Fucking Parsons is a beast

[Nicole44 22,027]

Definitely an old school bruiser classic game. We’ve made three major mistakes on offense/kicking team and we are still in it. Please don’t make any more turnovers Dallas damnit. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,336]

Should have called a leg whip there 

[SHOOTER12 8,787]

33 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Can you make a roster move during a game?

Regardless,  I'd cut him from the squad at halftime. 

[Stunns38 3,357]

And they gave up the route that they absolutely should not have.

[Drew 2,331]

WTF can't we get any luck on INTS?!?  

[Horn80 6,075]

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Bad clock management

Still better than bad INTs

[Firemans4Horn 17,823]

What’s it like to have a kicker? And a QB that doesn’t relentlessly give it to the other team? 

[HiggyBaby 2,513]

2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

No pollard is gonna be bad

[dcar00 14,028]

of course...

between Dak sucking ass, Pollard and the unbelievable bed shitting by Maher, Shanahan probably thinks this FG wins it.

[Sawbonz 27,392]

Mcafferey rolled Parsons I thought they made that illegal

[DougO 5,239]

Friendly clock.

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

Nebraska fans are triggered.

[C-Man 27,029]

Mr Irrelevant >>>> Dak

And that makes me sad.

[Bullneck 18,983]

0:01

[Macklemore 2,871]

This is so frustrating. Fuck you Maher 

[Newdoc 3,429]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

WTF can't we get any luck on INTS?!?  

Bc Purdy isn’t throwing it to the Dallas defense to ricochet off into an interception.

[Drew 2,331]

It’s just a fucking curse.  No other explanation that that. 
 

whatever can happen does happen to Dallas. 
 

the other team?  Gets everything to go their way. 
 

can’t wait for the idiotic offseason discourse again. 
 

also, once again got lucky getting the ball out in time.  Perfect for a FG. 
 

And they’ll take the lead to half time.  What a horrible last 3 minutes for Dallas.  They totally screwed. 

[dcar00 14,028]

Just now, Bullneck said:

0:01

Colt McCoy'd that one

[Firemans4Horn 17,823]

Apparently jerruh paying his kicker in FTX tokens has backfired tremendously. 

[Stunns38 3,357]

50 year old kicker > Maher

[dcar00 14,028]

aaaaand that'll do it.

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

4 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Bad clock management

Not with a real kicker.

[kingkoopa6 8,312]

Damn. I wish we had a kicker. 
 

this sad. To lose this way 

[Surly Bevo 24,692]

Of course....3 FG and they are up 3 because we have a head case at kicker, QB and owner.

[Horn80 6,075]

Would have liked to see the 00:01 reply.  Some guy on sideline attempted to catch ball and slowed it down.