Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round

[Hermanator 7674]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

God dammit Dak. Loose pollard and thay back to back. Jusy crippling. 
 

another tipped fucking pass.  Unluckiest QB in 2022 with those.  
 

still not a good decision or throw. Fuck. 

That wasn't bad luck. The coverage had the DB squatting on the quick routes with she'll behind him and Dak forced it in anyway. 

 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Who the fuck is funding these stupid He Gets Us shit?

Obviously He Gets Us LLC

[Pato del Muerto 53528]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

God dammit Dak. Loose pollard and thay back to back. Jusy crippling. 
 

another tipped fucking pass.  Unluckiest QB in 2022 with those.  
 

still not a good decision or throw. Fuck. 

That’s not a tipped pass that’s a dropped int that goes right to the OTHER NINER right there. 

[ztejas 44233]

Just now, Asu2215 said:

Roger Staubach is rolling over in his grave. 

Troy gonna blow his brains out so he can do the same. 

[closetohumping 17818]

[Augustus 3061]

1 minute ago, Asu2215 said:

Roger Staubach is rolling over in his grave. 

Funny

[Ghost of Shag 2730]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

God dammit Dak. Loose pollard and thay back to back. Jusy crippling. 
 

another tipped fucking pass.  Unluckiest QB in 2022 with those.  
 

still not a good decision or throw. Fuck. 

You gotta be fucking kidding me with this bullshit.

[Guest]

Announcer, saying 49ers, have the advantage of kicker over the Cowboys. So do the Astros, the stars in any fucking other sports team.

[DougO 5266]

Thanks, Shanny. Let the Cowboys off the hook so they can regroup in the second half. 

[Big Frog II 522]

No Pollard is very bad news.

[Captain Obvious 531]

Lulz, Shanahan gives no fucks about getting more points before the half.  No Pollard for the 2nd half, Maher still with the yips, and bad Dak means he has nothing to worry about.

[Zepol87 9341]

Why waste so much time?

[TexArcher 39074]

SF going full gaping vag here.

Why are you worried about Dallas getting the ball back with like half a minute when they don't have a kicker?  Give your own kicker a shot, if you can.

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Maher should have to give Pollard one of his ankles. 

[C-Man 27788]

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Who the fuck is funding these stupid He Gets Us shit?

Probably the two wackos in West Texas.

 

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

God dammit Dak. Loose pollard and thay back to back. Jusy crippling. 
 

another tipped fucking pass.  Unluckiest QB in 2022 with those.  
 

still not a good decision or throw. Fuck. 

Tipped by the defensive back, you mean

[taybo20 3042]

No pollard is gonna be bad

[Surly Bevo 25757]

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Why waste so much time?

Cause he has nothing to be afraid of

[Pato del Muerto 53528]

I’m surprised those injuries don’t happen more often. At least as often as the leg roll up that shreds knees. 

[Uncle Nate 2097]

2 minutes ago, Asu2215 said:

Roger Staubach is rolling over in his grave. 

He’s not dead yet. /Monty Python

[Hermanator 7674]

Wow. Shanahan really has zero confidence in Purdy against the first good defense he's played. 

[gofuckyourself 9088]

No Pollard, shitty Dak and bumblefuck Maher ain't exactly a 2nd half recipe for success.

[TexArcher 39074]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Maher should have to give Pollard one of his ankles. 

It would probably make Pollard run sideways out of play.

[BachelorTrek 3321]

Just now, Big Frog II said:

No Pollard is very bad news.

Time to jump on the back of the legs of Purdy to respond in kind.

[LonghornSean 4104]

Bad clock management

[Surly Bevo 25757]

Need a pick 6

[Stunns38 3805]

Fucking Parsons is a beast

[Nicole44 22315]

Definitely an old school bruiser classic game. We’ve made three major mistakes on offense/kicking team and we are still in it. Please don’t make any more turnovers Dallas damnit. 

[Pato del Muerto 53528]

Should have called a leg whip there 

[SHOOTER12 8886]

33 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Can you make a roster move during a game?

Regardless,  I'd cut him from the squad at halftime. 

[Stunns38 3805]

And they gave up the route that they absolutely should not have.

[Drew 2930]

WTF can't we get any luck on INTS?!?  

[Horn80 6361]

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Bad clock management

Still better than bad INTs

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

What’s it like to have a kicker? And a QB that doesn’t relentlessly give it to the other team? 

[HiggyBaby 2617]

2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

No pollard is gonna be bad

[dcar00 14975]

of course...

between Dak sucking ass, Pollard and the unbelievable bed shitting by Maher, Shanahan probably thinks this FG wins it.

[Sawbonz 28229]

Mcafferey rolled Parsons I thought they made that illegal

[DougO 5266]

Friendly clock.

[gofuckyourself 9088]

Nebraska fans are triggered.

[C-Man 27788]

Mr Irrelevant >>>> Dak

And that makes me sad.

[Bullneck 19540]

0:01

[Macklemore 2945]

This is so frustrating. Fuck you Maher 

[Newdoc 3511]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

WTF can't we get any luck on INTS?!?  

Bc Purdy isn’t throwing it to the Dallas defense to ricochet off into an interception.

[Drew 2930]

It’s just a fucking curse.  No other explanation that that. 
 

whatever can happen does happen to Dallas. 
 

the other team?  Gets everything to go their way. 
 

can’t wait for the idiotic offseason discourse again. 
 

also, once again got lucky getting the ball out in time.  Perfect for a FG. 
 

And they’ll take the lead to half time.  What a horrible last 3 minutes for Dallas.  They totally screwed. 

[dcar00 14975]

Just now, Bullneck said:

0:01

Colt McCoy'd that one

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Apparently jerruh paying his kicker in FTX tokens has backfired tremendously. 

[Stunns38 3805]

50 year old kicker > Maher

[dcar00 14975]

aaaaand that'll do it.

[gofuckyourself 9088]

4 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Bad clock management

Not with a real kicker.

[kingkoopa6 8714]

Damn. I wish we had a kicker. 
 

this sad. To lose this way 

[Surly Bevo 25757]

Of course....3 FG and they are up 3 because we have a head case at kicker, QB and owner.

[Horn80 6361]

Would have liked to see the 00:01 reply.  Some guy on sideline attempted to catch ball and slowed it down.