Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round

[Hermanator 6,933]

1 minute ago, Newdoc said:

Bc Purdy isn’t throwing it to the Dallas defense to ricochet off into an interception.

Purdy got lucky on that one. He had zero control over where that ball went

[texastroubadour 1,203]

All we had to do was run the clock out…

2nd half might be brutal to watch 

[Captain Obvious 516]

If you told me before the game Dallas would be down 9-6 at the half with Dak throwing 2 really dumb pics, Maher still with the yips, and losing Pollard...it could have been alot worse.

[ztejas 43,262]

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

This is so frustrating. Fuck you Maher 

Maher has cost the Cowboys 1 point. Dak has cost them at least 6 and potentially 13.

[dcar00 14,030]

somebody go exhume George Blanda.

[Macklemore 2,871]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

It’s just a fucking curse.  No other explanation that that. 
 

whatever can happen does happen to Dallas. 
 

the other team?  Gets everything to go their way. 
 

can’t wait for the idiotic offseason discourse again. 
 

also, once again got lucky getting the ball out in time.  Perfect for a FG. 
 

And they’ll take the lead to half time.  What a horrible last 3 minutes for Dallas.  They totally screwed. 

Don’t lose hope brother. Dallas is going to win somehow even with that albatross of a kicker 

[Sawbonz 27,398]

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

It’s just a fucking curse.  No other explanation that that. 
 

whatever can happen does happen to Dallas. 
 

the other team?  Gets everything to go their way. 
 

can’t wait for the idiotic offseason discourse again. 
 

also, once again got lucky getting the ball out in time.  Perfect for a FG. 
 

And they’ll take the lead to half time.  What a horrible last 3 minutes for Dallas.  They totally screwed. 

It’s not a curse. Jerry Jones is the suck

[Chad 1,728]

A rookie 7th rounder outplaying the $160 million man.....is anyone truly surprised?

[Pato del Muerto 52,338]

Repeating myself: the play where parsons threw the tackle down and tipped the pass, the tackle absolutely tried to trip parsons. Would/should have moved the ball back I think 15. 

[LTtxfan 48,962]

Except for DAK and damn kicker, Cowboys played a better 1st half than 49ers.

DAMN... DAMN... DAMN

Halftime   49ers lead  9-6

[Hermanator 6,933]

SF isn't that great. Their defense is top 5 but their QB is a shitty rookie and the only reason this team is behind us because of Dak. That first half failure was on him 100 percent. 1 good drive and 2 turnovers on bad decisions doesn't win playoff games. 

[Ghost of Shag 2,578]

Dallas is stuck.

Stuck with a lame ass coach.

Stuck with a stupid OC.

Stuck with a shitty quarterback.

Stuck with a kicker who can’t make a fucking extra point.

And stuck with an owner who has run this franchise into the ground.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,338]

Just now, Chad said:

A rookie 7th rounder outplaying the $160 million man.....is anyone truly surprised?

He was a 4th rounder I think so how much difference does draft position really make for this comparison?

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

somebody go exhume George Blanda.

He can replace Maher and Dak both.

[Firemans4Horn 17,827]

2 minutes ago, Captain Obvious said:

If you told me before the game Dallas would be down 9-6 at the half with Dak throwing 2 really dumb pics, Maher still with the yips, and losing Pollard...it could have been alot worse.

that’s what the second half is for. 

[BachelorTrek 2,934]

Just now, dcar00 said:

somebody go exhume George Blanda.

Tony Fritsch, Efren Herrera, Rafael Septien, or Eddie Murray.

[dcar00 14,030]

1 minute ago, Captain Obvious said:

If you told me before the game Dallas would be down 9-6 at the half with Dak throwing 2 really dumb pics, Maher still with the yips, and losing Pollard...it could have been alot worse.

can we make Quinn HC and boot McCarthy to Co-GM or something?

[Augustus 3,061]

This team would be unbeatable if our QB wasn't retarded.

And if our kicker hadn't had a stroke.

And if Pollard wasn't lost.

[HiggyBaby 2,514]

Can fox just go ahead and show the 2nd half of the ‘93 NFC championship game?

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

3 minutes ago, Captain Obvious said:

If you told me before the game Dallas would be down 9-6 at the half with Dak throwing 2 really dumb pics, Maher still with the yips, and losing Pollard...it could have been alot worse.

It will be, even with Purdy. 

[Sandman 3,402]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He was a 4th rounder I think so how much difference does draft position really make for this comparison?

He was a 7th rounder. Last pick in the draft.

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

This team would be unbeatable if our QB wasn't retarded.

And if our kicker hadn't had a stroke.

And if Pollard wasn't lost.

And if Jerry sold the team 20 years ago.

[Incredulity 11,559]

This fucking game

[Augustus 3,061]

For all the fuck ups and bad luck, we've got plenty of opportunity left.

I ain't throwing the towel by a damn sight.

[HiggyBaby 2,514]

This team would be unbeatable if our QB wasn't retarded.
And if our kicker hadn't had a stroke.
And if Pollard wasn't lost.

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas.

[Nicole44 22,027]

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

This team would be unbeatable if our QB wasn't retarded.

And if our kicker hadn't had a stroke.

And if Pollard wasn't lost.

The bitch of it is we can win this. Dak cannot have another INT. 13 in the last 9 games. That’s on Dak. People can blame the HC, the weapons, the blah blah blah it’s Dak. We have to play beyond the kicker now and we can if Dak doesn’t turn the damn ball over for points

[LTtxfan 48,962]

Pretty even except turnovers in 1st half...

 

[Captain Obvious 516]

1 minute ago, Doc Daneeka said:

It will be, even with Purdy. 

Very likely.  But at this point at least it's not a foregone conclusion with the defense playing pretty well.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

1. Maher is ass

2. Dak is a dumbfuck

3. Tragic Pollard injury

4. Zeke is garbage

5. No RB depth

6. should have activated the squad kicker

7. Eagles just won the Superbowl 

8.  See ya next year. 

[Hermanator 6,933]

This 2nd half is the time to get Dak on the edge and let him use his feet and make plays on the run. No more protecting him from running. He's half the QB when he isn't beating teams with his legs to weaken the defense against his pass. 

[dcar00 14,030]

This game could easily be 10-3 Boys.

D gonna need to pitch a shutout.

[NAVY 6,738]

Mike McCarthy activewear is easy to clean 

Scrape out the filth in a third of the time of average activewear 
 

One riot, one Mike McCarthy activewear! 

 

[BurdineBandit 810]

I'm frustrated that both of those picks were on Dak. Not under heavy duress, so bad routes, no interference, just bad throws twice. On him. 

 

We've seen him come back from terrible first halves a couple times though....... Let's see. 

[runthebone 7,932]

Purdy was shitty in the first half last week also.  He looks like he might start playing better second half tonight also.

 

(This will be quoted if he sucks.)

[texastroubadour 1,203]

1 minute ago, HiggyBaby said:

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas.

Obligatory “if my aunt had nuts she’d be my uncle “

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

5 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Dallas is stuck.

Stuck with a lame ass coach.

Stuck with a stupid OC.

Stuck with a shitty quarterback.

Stuck with a kicker who can’t make a fucking extra point.

And stuck with an owner who has run this franchise into the ground.

 

Moore has called a very good game. Can't blame him for Dak/Maher/Pollard injury.  This isn't on the coaches so far. 

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

1 minute ago, Captain Obvious said:

Very likely.  But at this point at least it's not a foregone conclusion with the defense playing pretty well.

They couldn’t do much with Pollard. I’m guessing Prescott is good for at least two more picks once it’s clear the ground game is a no go. 

[Ghost of Shag 2,578]

1 minute ago, BurdineBandit said:

I'm frustrated that both of those picks were on Dak. Not under heavy duress, so bad routes, no interference, just bad throws twice. On him. 

 

We've seen him come back from terrible first halves a couple times though....... Let's see. 

Oh we’re gonna see.

See some more shitty quarterback play.

[LTtxfan 48,962]

9 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

somebody go exhume George Blanda.

 

[Horn80 6,075]

Don’t think Cowboys will overcome losing Pollard.  49ers don’t need to account for running plays anymore and will just blitz in second half causing Dak to throw more INTs or get sacked.

[Surly Bevo 24,695]

Cowboys need more Dalton Shultz 10-12 yards up the seam.  They have the outside and short stuff locked down the intermediate/deep middle is where it's got to be.

[BachelorTrek 2,934]

8 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

somebody go exhume George Blanda.

 

The original larger-than-life QB and kicker before there were pretenders like Tebow.

[Asu2215 247]

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Pretty even except turnovers in 1st half...

 

This seems like the stat line would see between two 3-5 high school teams trying to salvage their season. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

interesting how the remaining QBs all played against Texas

Mahomes (Texas Tech); Purdy (ISU); Hurts (OU); Burrow (LSU) 

[Surly Bevo 24,695]

Just now, Asu2215 said:

This seems like the stat line would see between two 3-5 high school teams trying to salvage their season. 

SEC pre 2012

[LTtxfan 48,962]

Did Cowboy WR that got hurt in 1st half return ??? 

(Can't remember who it was...)

[dcar00 14,030]

I hope we have the opportunity to tell Maher we are going for 2.

[Macklemore 2,871]

Come on Cowboys beat the 49ers. It’s a fucking joke that it’s been almost 30 years since we have had a team from our great state represent in a conference championship game.

Edited January 23, 2023 by Macklemore

[BachelorTrek 2,934]

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

The bitch of it is we can win this. Dak cannot have another INT. 13 in the last 9 games. That’s on Dak. People can blame the HC, the weapons, the blah blah blah it’s Dak. We have to play beyond the kicker now and we can if Dak doesn’t turn the damn ball over for points

The bitch of this is the only RB left that's had any use is a washed-up Ezekiel Elliott.

[Asu2215 247]

2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

 

The original larger-than-life QB and kicker before there were pretenders like Tebow.

He probably looks worse than this guy...