Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Big hole and Zeke gains…. 3 yards

[dcar00 14986]

zeke is so done.  what a stupid contract.

[Uncle Nate 2097]

Pollard would’ve had the first down on that. 

[Mileslong 4811]

OMFG

[tokamak 6687]

Zeke brought down by a pinkie 

[DougO 5267]

First play Turpin made in about 11 weeks and he cut it 50 yards short. FUck...

[Drew 2931]

3 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

they have 2 good rbs at the moment and a QB that doesn't make stupid throws. And a legit FG kicker.  Ballgame. 

btw, don't blame Fat Mike or KM for this game.  They didn't make all the penalties or bad throws.  If you do, that indicates you don't know football. 

Oh fuck that.  Even with the Dak mistakes they had a chance in this game. 
 

the coaches have absolutely fucked them. 
 

oh new refs are very much leaning in one direction right now. 

[Asu2215 268]

I need a TD here just to see what they do on the XP. 

[C-Man 27801]

Just fucking stupid. 
 
even with the 2 picks by Dak they had every right to win this game.  
 
coaches fucked them.  Now the defense fucked them too. Just so typical of this defense not to show up when it matters most. 
 
it’s what happened in the first Eagles gsmw. And the GB and Jax losses.  Defense just couldn’t get it done. 

It took all season but Drew finally bringing the good stuff in the last game

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

2 minutes ago, DougO said:

Turpin, why you running right to the onlly two guys left on the field?

Turpin would still be running if he had gone to the right.

[Drew 2931]

Elliot’s getting you 2 yards when it should be 15. Fuck. 

[dcar00 14986]

used to be "block it for 3 zeke will get you 5".  now its "block it for 10 and zeke will get you 2.5."

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Get back on the field CeeDee. You’re our only weapon. 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

zeke is so done.  what a stupid contract.

Not for Zeke.

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

What the fuck was that play?

[Surly Bevo 25773]

Can we throw to a TE over the middle

[Uncle Nate 2097]

Don’t get cute, Kellen. 

[Hermanator 7677]

This deficit is on Dak. You want to not be a joke who chokes games away like Romo? Go get TDs the rest of the way

[dcar00 14986]

Davis comes in and they immediately blitz.

[ztejas 44259]

Hey Dak maybe audible out of that. 

[Pam Cummings 9884]

Need Pollard so badly

[tokamak 6687]

Big difference in offenses is that SF hits their receivers in stride. Our receivers are always standing still when they get the ball. 

[mdmost 44094]

So run Zeke or throw to Ceedee is the entire offense?

[Horn80 6361]

With Pollard out, 49ers have no respect for Cowboys running game now.

[Drew 2931]

Why the fuck are they making Dallas wait so long to allow Dallas to snap the ball?

 

 

[Rip76 5022]

Lamb is a f’ing baller.

 

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Cool 3rd down play losers

[Macklemore 2945]

Horrible throw Dak

[Fuck Tim Beck 3904]

Damnit dak. Horrible throw. What else is new 

[Augustus 3061]

That was pathetic

[dcar00 14986]

OK this is dumb.

[Drew 2931]

Just now, mdmost said:

So run Zeke or throw to Ceedee is the entire offense?

Yes. That’s all they have.  And yet all we’ll hear is how talented this offense is by people who don’t actually pay attention. 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Can we throw to a TE over the middle

Apparently not.

[Augustus 3061]

Fuck. Left hash

[Surly Bevo 25773]

That wasn't going anywhere with it caught

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Just now, Macklemore said:

Horrible throw Dak

Two defenders between CD and the sticks. Terrible play design to boot. 

[Augustus 3061]

Whew

Alright get a stop D

[Drew 2931]

You can not kick this FG. Even if he hits it SF has the defense on skates right now. 
 

fuck

[C-Man 27801]

Maher’s “fixed.”

[Zepol87 9343]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

That wasn't going anywhere with it caught

Ceedee was gonna get wrecked also.

[Surly Bevo 25773]

His balls are never true, always a lot of weeble wobble.

[Drew 2931]

Hey look…we’re down 4. If only it was just a FG. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4914]

Just now, C-Man said:

Maher’s “fixed.”

Mahim?

[Asu2215 268]

Next TD, they need to have a false start or two...

[TexArcher 39074]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

His balls are never true, always a lot of weeble wobble.

Me, too.

[Surly Bevo 25773]

Well if Cowboys history is any guide we give up a back breaking TD here.

Maybe turn some shit around guys.

[Hermanator 7677]

Who knew Maher just needed FG attempts to get his shit right. Weird dude

[Topper13 3649]

Theme from The Warriors on that bumper music

[Macklemore 2945]

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Yes. That’s all they have.  And yet all we’ll hear is how talented this offense is by people who don’t actually pay attention. 

You’re even more of an emotional rollercoaster than I am. Didn’t think I’d ever see that. Well done

Edited January 23, 2023 by Macklemore

[LTtxfan 50020]

Cowboys scared to throw down the field.  Glad FG was good.

C'mon Purdy... turn the ball over please...