Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

McCarthy dreaming up the last play:

[hookem48 4631]

Aaron Rodgers ain't walking through that door you fat fucking retard

[jimmyjazz 45546]

How embarassing.  My kid's i9 flag football team was better coached and had more discipline . . . and they didn't win their league, either.

[DougO 5239]

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

I agree.  We should have attacked downfield on first down more.  Needed to be more PA going deep with 6 protectors.  Extremely unimpressive. 

Should have known he used up his one good day lasts week.

[Chad 1728]

All that just to get blown up on a 6 yard slant?

[Pam Cummings 9567]

Once Pollard went down this game was on Dak's shoulders and he failed.

[Asu2215 247]

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

I don't even know what the fuck that was supposed to be.

Kirk Cousins also approves of this play. 

[tbone_ 14020]

That's all folks.
I guess I am gonna root for the Bengals.
 

Give me the niners with their Longhorn head coach.

[ATXbronco 4060]

10 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

By “decade” you mean “nearly three decades,” right?

Not talking about winning it all.

Just at least get to the fucking division playoffs

How embarrassing this clock management is 

[Knoxtnhorn 5929]

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

They'll just outnumber Zeke and sack Dak.  Simple

Cool.  Zeke got run over, we almost made a first down.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

everyone knows you put MAHER at center you fools. 

you NEVER have a $90,000,000 RB hike to a $150,000,000 QB.   NEVER!!!! 

Edited January 23, 2023 by Make em eat Taco Bell

[texastroubadour 1203]

SF will get assraped next week in Philly. And I will watch and enjoy every second of it

[Pato del Muerto 52338]

Both teams score one td. Let’s say dak int 1 gives them a fg and dak int 2 takes away a fg. That plus the missed xp is the margin. 

[LTtxfan 48962]

FIRE MCCARTHY NOW...

[TexArcher 37508]

I'm 90% sure the Cowboys' coaches thought there was another quarter coming.

[Topper13 3201]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

A fitting dumb ass last play for a dumb ass organization. Lol.

Fuck you Jerry you dumb Arkie necrotic shitstain.

Username and all that. Also, agreed.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Not talking about winning it all.

Just at least get to the fucking division playoffs

How embarrassing this clock management is 

That’s where they are. 

[tbone_ 14020]

FIRE MCCARTHY NOW...

Like that will make a difference.

[Augustus 3061]

Been watching since I was 3 years old, in 1969.

I really think I'm done 

[ztejas 43262]

Cooper Rush gives you a decent shot at winning that game. 

[Helobious 9480]

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

Give me the niners with their Longhorn head coach.

Shanahan has never seemed to care about being a Horn.

[Pato del Muerto 52338]

Last 2 posessions with the game on the line really went well. Hope our OC already signed a contract elsewhere that they can’t get out of. 

[Sawbonz 27398]

16 minutes ago, Drew said:

God y’all are so stupid. Yes he’s had bad games. Yes he’s throw picks.  But pretending he wasn’t part do the Thai offense when it’s great is why Dak supporters have to go nuts when  defending him. 
 

you can literally say Dak has been awful today. I have said that and I’m his biggest supporter. But pretending he’s some bum and can’t play the sport is just as stupid. 

Fuck Dak. He picks the absolute worst times to go brain dead. I’ve been on the Dak bandwagon since his rookie year but you cannot make the throws he makes at the points in the game he makes them. Throw it away, scramble or eat the ball. He doesn’t understand that part of the game and it’s not fixable

[Guest]

11 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

The common thread of the Cowboys is the owner.  Jerry Jones is the problem and has been since Jimmy Johnson left because he could work with Jones.  Jones hired Barry Switzer then sold his soul for that Super Bowl win 2 years later and the Cowboys have been shit since.

[Harrison Stafford 3325]

 

[gmr548 16491]

It’s a very low percentage scenario regardless so it’s not really worth a bunch of scrutiny, but yeah, I’m not sure what else you’d expect an opponent to do if you do that. Flatten Zeke, force quick throw, game over. Pretty simple.

[SuckitKevin 915]

Fire McCarthy and hire Quinn or they’ll be below .500 next year.

[Hank_Hill 18486]

Our potential is capped by Dak being a retard. 

[Billy Pilgrim 1912]

So disheartening knowing this team is doing nothing for the foreseeable future due to Dak’s contract. 

[WithoutAClue 15206]

[tbone_ 14020]

SF will get assraped next week in Philly. And I will watch and enjoy every second of it

I don’t understand why you wouldn’t prefer the Longhorn head coach over the fucking eagles.

[Pescado_Rojo 19331]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

FIRE MCCARTHY NOW...

Won’t matter as long as the Jones family owns the team

[Asu2215 247]

2 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

SF will get assraped next week in Philly. And I will watch and enjoy every second of it

I leaned earler today that we should expect some face-rape as well. 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

Been watching since I was 3 years old, in 1969.

I really think I'm done 

Remember when Christmas vacation was watching Dallas in the playoffs every year and knowing they at least had a chance? Good time. 

[Zeus 5947]

10 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Why do we never try to get Turpin in space on offense 

Waited until the hail Mary play to throw to him.

Throwing screens to Zeke on the outside instead of Davis or literally anyone else.

OC is awful man, they have talent just never properly use it.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

that FOX desk has way the fuck too many people.  Next year, stadium seating on the set? 

[Brew 3045]

Turpin runs straight into the kicker on a potential TD.

Diggs drops an easy int that turns into 7.

Dak does Dak shit like always.

Schultz makes back to back dumbass plays costing them a chance at the end.

Wilson lets Kittle bulldoze him on a play that would have set up a long FG.

Easily could keep going and going and going. Team is dumb, coaches are dumb, bunch of stupid plays ending with a stupid play call.

[Spankytoes 1736]

FML

[SKA the boss 729]

28 years, Jerry. You stupid, arrogant prick. You threw away a dynasty because of your ignorant ego and what do you have now? Three fucking decades of suck. You might be the richest loser of all time, but you’re a fucking loser.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Just now, Brew said:

Turpin runs straight into the kicker on a potential TD.

Diggs drops an easy int that turns into 7.

Dak does Dak shit like always.

Schultz makes back to back dumbass plays costing them a chance at the end.

Wilson lets Kittle bulldoze him on a play that would have set up a long FG.

Easily could keep going and going and going. Team is dumb, coaches are dumb, bunch of stupid plays ending with a stupid play call.

playing Parsons at DE is fucking waste of a HOFer. 

[markstanco 12504]

I am a browns fan.

[Valmy77 13093]

Well now I don't feel so bad about losing to Iowa State.

[NAVY 6738]

Home, home on the range
Where the Niners and good teams 
Still play 

Where Jerry's picks suck 
And Dax eats my ass 
And the season ends on
Your mom 

[cactusflinthead 27594]

2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Give me the niners with their Longhorn head coach.

[texastroubadour 1203]

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

I don’t understand why you wouldn’t prefer the Longhorn head coach over the fucking eagles.

He’s a Longhorn about as much as Chris Simms is

[Valmy77 13093]

Just now, SKA the boss said:

28 years, Jerry. You stupid, arrogant prick. You threw away a dynasty because of your ignorant ego and what do you have now? Three fucking decades of suck. You might be the richest loser of all time, but you’re a fucking loser.

Well he is an Arkansas piggy, what do you expect? Born loser.

[Surly Bevo 24695]

I really hope Zeke’s last play for this franchise was snapping the ball as a fucking center

[LTtxfan 48962]

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

OC is awful man, they have talent just never properly use it.

Dallas offense sucked...

[UTDD 362]

I was already out on the coaching staff, but I think I'm out on Dak now.  Some players just don't elevate when needed (James Harden in the NBA is another example) and I feel like this is what we have at the QB position.

[Hank_Hill 18486]

Kittles schtick is fucking weird. Guess it doesn’t matter when you’re awesome