The 2023 Tampa Bay Rays Thread

[huge 3,793]

I need OF

I have SP

[NOMAAA 1,696]

The IL is fun!

[Planet Houston 4,930]

Mountcastle with 9 RBI tonight…5 more than the Boner I’m playing has this week. 

[NOMAAA 1,696]

Yeah. Chill the f out dude. 

My boners are all tucked into their waistline. 

[Planet Houston 4,930]

1 hour ago, NOMAAA said:

Yeah. Chill the f out dude. 

My boners are all tucked into their waistline. 

I’m chill. And he hit those out like boners in sweatpants. 

[NOMAAA 1,696]

7 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

I’m chill. And he hit those out like boners in sweatpants. 

Not you. Him. 

[Fawesome 111]

Rays, huh?

 

[shadow_operative 15,932]

yeah pretty funny how good they've become since we started this thread for the specific reason that they were so terrible.

[NOMAAA 1,696]

Anyone else been to 10+ games at the trop?

[NorthLoop 14,203]

14 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

yeah pretty funny how good they've become since we started this thread for the specific reason that they were so terrible.

We should change it to the Astros thread

[huge 3,793]

14 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

yeah pretty funny how good they've become since we started this thread for the specific reason that they were so terrible.

I thought we used them because they have no fan interest

[NOMAAA 1,696]

34 minutes ago, huge said:

I thought we used them because they have no fan interest

oh there are dozens of fans. dozens!

[Capn81 372]

I am glad that all of us in this thread cannot be called bandwagon fans. We were fans way before anyone else.

[Fawesome 111]

1 hour ago, Capn81 said:

I am glad that all of us in this thread cannot be called bandwagon fans. We were fans way before anyone else.

10 years strong 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,771]

In their 13 game winning streak, the Rays have hit 32 HR … and given up 30 runs.

Per Michael Kay 

[NorthLoop 14,203]

[WBT 20,571]

Congrats on the great start!

/slorch

[NOMAAA 1,696]

Has there ever been a co mvp? Atchsly and mountcastle deserve it. 

[John Cougar Melonballer 12]

12 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Has there ever been a co mvp? Atchsly and mountcastle deserve it. 

1979 NL MVP was a tie between Keith Hernandez and Willie Stargell.

[NOMAAA 1,696]

Ass. Whipping. Thought I had speed. I don’t. 

[Planet Houston 4,930]

On 4/14/2023 at 11:28 PM, NOMAAA said:

Ass. Whipping. Thought I had speed. I don’t. 

Your pitching was beyond ridiculous to get you 4 this week. 58 Ks and 0.94 WHIP wasn’t quite good enough…

[NorthLoop 14,203]

Another Sunday meltdown that loses me 4 points 

[John Cougar Melonballer 12]

13 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Another Sunday meltdown that loses me 4 points 

[beer 3,220]

On 4/12/2023 at 7:30 PM, shadow_operative said:

yeah pretty funny how good they've become since we started this thread for the specific reason that they were so terrible.

we should switch to the rangers, or the reds

[NOMAAA 1,696]

59 minutes ago, beer said:

we should switch to the rangers, or the reds

first place texas rangers.

[John Cougar Melonballer 12]

11 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

first place texas rangers.

Damn straight

[UTPhil2006 3,807]

12 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

first place texas rangers.

For now 

[Fawesome 111]

4 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

For now 

hater in the house. 

[UTPhil2006 3,807]

Astros gonna pull double duty and wreck Gausman tonight for me 

[NOMAAA 1,696]

are they?

[UTPhil2006 3,807]

3 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

are they?

Yup

[UTPhil2006 3,807]

Is 63.00 ERA good?

[NOMAAA 1,696]

Haha. No, no it’s not. 

[UTPhil2006 3,807]

6 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Astros gonna pull double duty and wreck Gausman tonight for me 

Follow me for player props on Tuesday 

[beer 3,220]

6 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Is 63.00 ERA good?

NEW HIGH SCORE !!1!!

[Fawesome 111]

Got damn

[Capn81 372]

My team is hitting .191 this week. Cool cool.

[John Cougar Melonballer 12]

 

[henrygandorf 29,191]

1 hour ago, John Cougar Melonballer said:

 

i'm winning 2 categories dude, i deserve this one.

[Planet Houston 4,930]

How do y’all have any idea who is who? Can we get a rundown of Shaggy handles vs team names?

I’ll start - The Disgusting Brothers

Edited April 21, 2023 by Planet Houston

[John Cougar Melonballer 12]

4 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

i'm winning 2 categories dude, i deserve this one.

It’s more the absurdity of those numbers against one another. 

[NOMAAA 1,696]

Boners. 

[John Cougar Melonballer 12]

10 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

How do y’all have any idea who is who? Can we get a rundown of Shaggy handles vs team names?

I’ll start - The Disgusting Brothers

2x NECK

[huge 3,793]

Butt

Wads

[UTPhil2006 3,807]

6 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Boners. 

In the same spirit, Springers Dinger. 
 

Also Tatis blows. I waited a month for 0-5? 

[Planet Houston 4,930]

11 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Boners. 

4 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

In the same spirit, Springers Dinger. 

7 hours ago, huge said:

Butt

Wads

Our division consists of Boners, Dingers, Buttwads and Poopy Buttholes. My 8 year-old baseball obsessed son can’t get enough of the team names. You degenerates. 

[UTPhil2006 3,807]

11 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Our division consists of Boners, Dingers, Buttwads and Poopy Buttholes. My 8 year-old baseball obsessed son can’t get enough of the team names. You degenerates. 

I think we all hired the same consulting firm for our names: Prepuce of Dooms son Doomlet (see Shit my kid says thread in the Lulz forum)

[huge 3,793]

my 8 year old would certainly approve

[shadow_operative 15,932]

21 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

How do y’all have any idea who is who? Can we get a rundown of Shaggy handles vs team names?

I’ll start - The Disgusting Brothers

derka = 

 

[NorthLoop 14,203]

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