The 2023 Tampa Bay Rays Thread

[APMP 688]

Viking Quest

[beer 3220]

Poopy Buttholes

[John Cougar Melonballer 12]

Adolis out there killing it for North Loop tonight.

[huge 3793]

On 4/22/2023 at 12:54 AM, APMP said:

Viking Quest

kicking my asssssss

[NOMAAA 1696]

Phil. Does it hurt?

[NOMAAA 1696]

F. Didn’t realize you still had conforto. 

[APMP 688]

kicking my asssssss

Not gonna lie, it's been a ridiculous week offensively.

LESPN said I "won" the draft but this is the first time I've felt hey this team could make the playoffs. Of course, now that I've said that, here come the injuries...

[Capn81 372]

My team hit .197 on the week, but I still managed a one 5-6-1 week. I will take it.

[NOMAAA 1696]

Last night espn said I won 7-4–1 but this morning I lost 11-1. 🤷‍♂️ 

[Guest]

Where's the Rays discussion?  Buncha roto-dorks up in here?

Looking forward to the series this week.  Happy Monday!!!

[NOMAAA 1696]

2 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Last night espn said I won 7-4–1 but this morning I lost 11-1. 🤷‍♂️ 

now its fixed again.  crisis averted.

[UTPhil2006 3805]

49 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

now its fixed again.  crisis averted.

Damnit they undid my hack 

2 hours ago, slorch said:

Where's the Rays discussion?  Buncha roto-dorks up in here?

Looking forward to the series this week.  Happy Monday!!!

To be fair the roto dorks are in the gambling forum. We’re the head to head dorks. 

[John Cougar Melonballer 12]

head

[UTPhil2006 3805]

The trade is literally our names. And fair. 

[Planet Houston 4930]

Looking for power, have speed to burn. I’ll look to propose some trades, but just putting it out there for anyone looking for steals. 

[NOMAAA 1696]

I got off to trade. Reasonable pitcher for beni or wow me with an offer for Harris or Anderson. Both will be back next week. Marte too. 

[NOMAAA 1696]

11 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

Looking for power, have speed to burn. I’ll look to propose some trades, but just putting it out there for anyone looking for steals. 

Made this mistake too. We all have speed now. Send me an offer. 

[shadow_operative 15932]

none of my SP are pitching particularly well to start the season, but they're all high K guys with high ceilings. to wit, wheeler, peralta, greene, lodolo, luzardo, detmers, and a couple more. i'm looking to move one of these guys for an OF. 

[castolon 193]

The trade is literally our names. And fair. 

What are the god damn odds?

Two hbp, one day

[NOMAAA 1696]

Hey. Cap. Cute lil homer. 

Whoever offered Witt jr. No thank you. 

[Fawesome 111]

Robbie Ray To Miss Remainder Of Season Due To Flexor Tendon Surgery

Cool cool cool cool cool

[shadow_operative 15932]

21 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

none of my SP are pitching particularly well to start the season, but they're all high K guys with high ceilings. to wit, wheeler, peralta, greene, lodolo, luzardo, detmers, and a couple more. i'm looking to move one of these guys for an OF. 

somebody here must need a high strikeout guy...

[UTPhil2006 3805]

5 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

somebody here must need a high strikeout guy...

Just give it another few days and another SP will go down for the season 

[NOMAAA 1696]

56 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Just give it another few days and another SP will go down for the season 

brandon woodruff sends his regards.

[NOMAAA 1696]

8 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

somebody here must need a high strikeout guy...

you want suwinski?  will need luzardo or wheeler.

[John Cougar Melonballer 12]

Aaron Nola sucks now, who wants that cockbag

[Fawesome 111]

Fine, I'll take him

 

[John Cougar Melonballer 12]

 

Edited April 27, 2023 by John Cougar Melonballer
fine

[John Cougar Melonballer 12]

Things Joey Gallo likes, a list

• banning the shift
• cold beer

[NOMAAA 1696]

Marte is playing hurt and that sucks for me. What else. 

[shadow_operative 15932]

On 4/27/2023 at 1:08 PM, John Cougar Melonballer said:

Aaron Nola sucks now, who wants that cockbag

reverse jinx successful.

[shadow_operative 15932]

my team so far today: 20 IP, 37 K's. if y'all need k's, you know where to find me.

[NOMAAA 1696]

Suwinski sat in game one so I benched him. 🤷‍♂️ 

[beer 3220]

Cruz.....5 hits and he just stole a fuckin' base, all that while collecting social security. Such a boss. 

[UTPhil2006 3805]

[NOMAAA 1696]

haha.  who are these jokers?

[castolon 193]

Incels. We call them incels. We would also accept Andrew tate followers.

[UTPhil2006 3805]

I hate playing my current opponent because a) wouldn’t trade me Springer and b) I hear imagine dragons when I read his team name 

[castolon 193]

I hate playing my current opponent because a) wouldn’t trade me Springer and b) I hear imagine dragons when I read his team name 

1) I don’t believe in Jung even though I want to and now I can’t trade for him because he’s killing it and irrational superstition

2) steals or something I guess

3) In RE point 2, I now hate you

[castolon 193]

And of course he went boom again

[castolon 193]

God damn it

[NOMAAA 1696]

My friend @huge had a monster day today. Prosit. 

[huge 3793]

Every guy that played yesterday had an OPS over 1

 

sustainable

[NOMAAA 1696]

3 hours ago, huge said:

Every guy that played yesterday had an OPS over 1

 

sustainable

not bloody likely.  kramer's version, not jerry's.

[NorthLoop 14183]

I give up. My team sucks. Every waiver pickup I get either breaks his knee or just starts sucking immediately. 

[NOMAAA 1696]

Who needs a ss? Franco is on the table. 

[BigOrange1 6433]

well well well, look who has the best record in the league...

[NOMAAA 1696]

Derka you want Timmy? You love Timmy. I’ll package with marte. Anyone else?

[Fawesome 111]

Anyone need a catcher? Jonah Heim or Will Smith could be available for the right bidder. 

[beer 3220]

We should consider a new category next year....stranded on third after a starting a 2 out rally.