fly united?

[Litig8r 416]

 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3855]

Something something huge cockpit 

[4th&Five 41725]

who hasn't dry humped on a plane?

[mulletpelini 5216]

airport yes, airplane no

[Bozo_Casanova 26690]

7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

who hasn't dry humped on a plane?

You can do that and still fly Virgin Air

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

That's actually impressive, not a lot of room on those puddle jumpers. 

[woohorn 1131]

who hasn't dry humped on a plane?

Look at the stain. Nothin' dry about that.

Daughter:

[Macanudo 13103]

Air ho.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3554]

They are known as the "friendly skies"

[RPM 26433]

So how long have her parents been voyeurs?

[Zepol87 9263]

That is pretty badass actually

[HornOnTheBayou 8977]

Am I to assume that seatbacks and tray tables were not the only thing in an upright position?

[The People’s Elbow 707]

Too bad Vic will never experience the mile high club. 

[ROFL BOX 6650]

12 hours ago, woohorn said:

Look at the stain. Nothin' dry about that.

Daughter:

Cleavage?  Check.

Eyes?  Check.

Chin?  Um... gonna have to put the plane back into the hangar.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3855]

17 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Too bad Vic will never experience the mile high club. 

Not so fast my friend.

[HornStar 17]

24 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Too bad Vic will never experience the mile high wide club. 

 

[Homesickhorn 2213]

I apologize gents, but she wouldn’t leave me alone. I saw my in when some dude about three rows ahead of me started giving a flight attendant shit for asking him to take the dip out of his mouth and throw away his spit cup. Sorry for partying.


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[CooterBrown 18116]

Chin?  Um... gonna have to put the plane back into the hangar.

It’s just a shelf for ball support.

[HenryJames 66368]

As long as they didn't recline their seat, I'm cool with it.

[Stella Link 534]

The ONE time when I bet they wished for some turbulence....

[texasjacket 289]

Too bad Vic will never experience the mile high club. 

He could visit Denver

[Oddjob6 0]

must be better than a united beatdown

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

[Newdoc 3465]

On 7/5/2018 at 2:44 PM, Oddjob6 said:

must be better than a united beatdown

And they're only taking up one seat so there's that...