God Sends a Message to Briscoe

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No, not this awesome Brisco, who does not have an "e" in his name.

And not this Briscoe, the County in Texas that was named after the amazing Bruce Campbell show (they added the "e" and went back in time and changed the name so they could pretend otherwise).

This Briscoe, whose parents are probably disappointed that he didn't turn out like the TV show or the county.

https://www.kxan.com/news/texas/tornadoes-suck-texas-lawmakers-law-office-destroyed/

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A tornado caused by severe storms that swept through the Houston area Tuesday destroyed a state legislator’s law office. Texas Rep. Briscoe Cain, R-Houston, shared a photo on his personal Twitter account that showed him climbing through what’s left of his firm in Deer Park, a community about 20 miles east of Houston. It appears the office’s roof is torn off completely, while insulation, lighting and duct work are strewn on the ground below. 

“My office doesn’t look so good,” Cain wrote on Twitter Wednesday morning. “Tornadoes suck.”  Cain’s chief of staff told KXAN that no one was at the law office when the tornado hit.

Religious nuts keep telling us how everything happens for a reason.  And how people should pull themselves up by their bootstraps instead of relying on the government.

Thoughts and Prayers and all of that.

[Biff Tannen 45499]

[C-Man 27058]

Too bad this wasn't the ultimate outcome.

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Briscoe and Santos are both built like improper fractions.

[Gap03 3287]

55 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Religious nuts keep telling us how everything happens for a reason.  And how people should pull themselves up by their bootstraps instead of relying on the government.

Careful - if YGIFS is right, the TX GQP may take this opportunity to throw Briscoe and his sexual tendencies under the bus and conclude that this is, once again, God's punishment for the sodomists.  

[Celery Man 20886]

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19331]

Religious weirdos: The Lord will strike down the wicked!

Also Religious weirdos: The Lord only tests his strongest soldiers!!