Yellowstone

[BearSchlong 8158]

WTeverlovinF is that?

Tapa glitch.

Tate or the Indians get the ranch, if the origin story holds true.

[Macklemore 2916]

This show is a fucking joke now. Season 5 is worse than Season 8 of GOT. Yes, it’s that bad.

 

Halfway through the 2nd to last episode and we have Sheridan showing off his own horse arena, cutting horses and ranch with an appearance by bitchy Beth. This show needs to die.

Edited Monday at 02:10 AM by Macklemore

[Jerry Callo 8917]

Last scene with Jamie and there was a train whistle before he went inside the house. 

Foreshadowing, I hope. 

[billfromlaketravis 11740]

1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

This show is a fucking joke now. Season 5 is worse than Season 8 of GOT. Yes, it’s that bad.

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Halfway through the 2nd to last episode and we have Sheridan showing off his own horse arena, cutting horses and ranch with an appearance by bitchy Beth. This show needs to die.

Beth still alive. Bad. 

Hassie Harrison appearance with her shirt on. Bad. 

Jimmy’s hat. Still horrific. 

Horse trainer hang scenes. Good.

Turnpike appearance. Good.

Getting people drunk before an auction. Good. 

Funeral scene. Good.

Tax scheme. IRS agents shoving knives into their ears good. 

[Sgt Hulk 14300]

Beth at the bar scene had my howling 

[mininghorn88 2324]

8 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Beth still alive. Bad. 

Hassie Harrison appearance with her shirt on. Bad. 

Jimmy’s hat. Still horrific. 

Horse trainer hang scenes. Good.

Turnpike appearance. Good.

Getting people drunk before an auction. Good. 

Funeral scene. Good.

Tax scheme. IRS agents shoving knives into their ears good. 

Sheridan writing himself into the script as a badass, con man, best friend, savior. LOL.

Edited Monday at 11:12 AM by mininghorn88

[Dbeasy 15464]

Jeez. We picked up this show in the last year because of all the talk about it. Managed to cruise through all the seasons to catch up to the current. Very early it was somewhat interesting. There was some meat to the episodes. But now the whole show is basically Dallas in Wyoming, with bad acting and grifting by the show’s creator and writer. What a joke. The end can’t come soon enough. 

[Buzzrock 15076]

I’m only following the thread to find out if Beth gets naked again

[Fuck Tim Beck 3889]

4 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

Sheridan writing himself into the script as a badass, con man, best friend, savior. LOL.

And hired a model to play his girlfriend. Totally missed the opportunity for a naked cat fight with beth. 

[Pokoloco 1287]

This whole episode was Sheridan jerking himself off.  That Rip story about how they became friends gave me second hand embarrassment. 

[billfromlaketravis 11740]

3 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

I’m only following the thread to find out if Beth gets naked again

I don’t think she’s been fully nude since the outdoor bathtub scene in Season 1. Back shots and side boob since then. Also Kelly Reilly hasn’t aged particularly well. 

[NoName 17006]

I thought the show was just transitioning to a new show / spin off with basically the same cast minus Costner vs actually ending in 2 episodes?

[billfromlaketravis 11740]

I noticed they called the finale next week the season finale. Not the series finale. Please God, no mas.

The finale run time is 1 hour 45 minutes, so I think they have enough time to land all the planes. People are pissed Sheridan spent most of the penultimate episode jerking himself off, but hey if you’re going to push Costner out you might as well spike the football.

Kayce and Rip still haven’t killed anybody to avenge John’s death. Odd, but both characters have mellowed in the later seasons. Kayce could never kill Jamie, but old school Rip would have stuck a knife through the back of the Jamie’s head within minutes of John dropping. 

My predictions:

- Beth gets cute with Jamie, botches the murder, and they die together.

- Rip moves to Texas and makes spurs.

- Kayce deeds the ranch to the Res, and everybody lives happily ever after.

- Travis gets popped for steroids, and avoids prison time by ratting on Matt Gaetz. 

[TonyTexas 10640]

2 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

And hired a model to play his girlfriend. Totally missed the opportunity for a naked cat fight with beth. 

Bella Hadid is heavy into the cutting horse world. Her boyfriend is a horse trainer and she’s actually a pretty good rider. 

 

Edited Monday at 05:51 PM by TonyTexas

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8 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I don’t think she’s been fully nude since the outdoor bathtub scene in Season 1. Back shots and side boob since then. Also Kelly Reilly hasn’t aged particularly well. 

She wasn’t very hot back when she was hot.  All those drugs she did in “Flight” were hard on her.

[C-Man 27596]

Glad to see our decision to not bother picking this back up again appears to have been affirmed. I read a review of the last episode, the one y'all are discussing where Taylor Sheridan needlessly injects himself into the storyline and writes a love letter to his character. I also saw where he did much the same near the end of Lioness Season 2. This is why I haven't bothered starting Lioness or Landman.

[mininghorn88 2324]

For the most part I have enjoyed this season but the “Sheridan Showboat” episode was an unmitigated disaster.

[Aqua Buddha 14749]

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Glad to see our decision to not bother picking this back up again appears to have been affirmed. I read a review of the last episode, the one y'all are discussing where Taylor Sheridan needlessly injects himself into the storyline and writes a love letter to his character. I also saw where he did much the same near the end of Lioness Season 2. This is why I haven't bothered starting Lioness or Landman.

 

On 12/9/2024 at 10:46 AM, Pokoloco said:

This whole episode was Sheridan jerking himself off.  That Rip story about how they became friends gave me second hand embarrassment. 

As masurbatory as the 10 minute scene of Sheridan was, at least it was mildly entertaining with Bella Hadid riding horses.  The central plot line about Jamie and Who Killed JR or whatever is cringy.  The acting is some of the worst I've scene.  It's like they're doing the first read but badly.  Scene with Beth in the bar was entertaining as well.

Never mind it's the second to last episode, was an hour and a half, and didn't advance the "plot" at all.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2763]

It was turrble on all levels.  

[Knoxtnhorn 6251]

It's weird to me that the only part I didn't like, was the part most of y'all did - Beth/bar.  That wasn't the part y'all thought was cringy?

[Balcones 314]

4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

The central plot line about Jamie and Who Killed JR or whatever is cringy.  The acting is some of the worst I've scene. 

Which seen was your least favorite?

[Revolution512 1510]

When they buried Elsa Dutton, the Indian said his people would take it back in 7 generations. Is Tate 7th generation?

[BearSchlong 8158]

When they buried Elsa Dutton, the Indian said his people would take it back in 7 generations. Is Tate 7th generation?

That's what my wife says too, and yes.

[MontereyMX 911]

On 12/10/2024 at 2:15 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

 

As masurbatory as the 10 minute scene of Sheridan was, at least it was mildly entertaining with Bella Hadid riding horses.  The central plot line about Jamie and Who Killed JR or whatever is cringy.  The acting is some of the worst I've scene.  It's like they're doing the first read but badly.  Scene with Beth in the bar was entertaining as well.

Never mind it's the second to last episode, was an hour and a half, and didn't advance the "plot" at all.

Bella was the NCHA rookie of the year.   She spends a ton of time at Silverado where the scene was filmed.  It's open to the public and has a cool bar and restaurant upstairs overlooking the arena.   Any given day you can be sitting there and look down and see maybe Tom Watson, Jay Novichec, Adon Banuelos, Taylor, etc.... It's definitely an "electric rodeo" scene.   And yes Sheridan is weird as fuck

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17 hours ago, Revolution512 said:

When they buried Elsa Dutton, the Indian said his people would take it back in 7 generations. Is Tate 7th generation?

No, but he will become a regional distributor for them.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4861]

I’m hung up on the Paramount promos referring to “Season” finale.  Is there a Beth and Rip rebuild sequel?

[BearSchlong 8158]

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I’m hung up on the Paramount promos referring to “Season” finale.  Is there a Beth and Rip rebuild sequel?

Shit, the Yellowstone universe is so ripe for franchising, Costner’s departure is a minor speed bump for all the future iterations. Its gonna have a longer run than Grey’s anatomy or NCIS.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3889]

Is that tapa gibberish or did someone leak the script for the final episode?