Yellowstone

[Horn80 6075]

5 hours ago, Augustus said:

Where you from?

Texarkana.

Which side?

North.

That is Arkansas DON'T EVERY SAY YOU'RE FROM TEXAS

Well, I laughed at the Hollywood stupidity of Texas by the writers because it is an east side - west matter not north-south.

[GreenspointTexas 9567]

1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

Well, I laughed at the Hollywood stupidity of Texas by the writers because it is an east side - west matter not north-south.

You do realize Sheridan knows this, right? He fr fucking Cranfills FFS

[Biff Tannen 45497]

5 hours ago, Lat22 said:

They’re the equivalent of the Top Gun volleyball scenes. 

It’s for people that like to think of themselves as cowboys when they really arent.  It’s a sad state of affairs. 

[Biff Tannen 45497]

Double 

Edited November 11, 2021 by Biff Tannen

[Buzzrock 14871]

1.  Wife pointed out that Beth’s hooters made a brief guest appearance this time. 
2.  I don’t care for the cutting horse exhibitions at all. They just don’t fit anywhere. Perhaps Taylor is writing himself in the script?  As someone else pointed out, he seems to sit well on one. Seems to make more sense if he were selling ranch-broke horses to those guys. 

I dig em. Watching those horses work makes me think about how similar dogs and horses can be, and it makes me smile. Can’t explain it.

[HiggyBaby 2516]

Well, I laughed at the Hollywood stupidity of Texas by the writers because it is an east side - west matter not north-south.

Hah. I found myself double checking google maps to make sure the earth’s poles hadn’t shifted.

[Horn80 6075]

9 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

You do realize Sheridan knows this, right? He fr fucking Cranfills FFS

Yep.  That’s why I said Hollywood writers.

[Native Horn 3492]

2 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Yep.  That’s why I said Hollywood writers.

Taylor Sheridan wrote it.

[Horn80 6075]

57 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Taylor Sheridan wrote it.

Beats me then….

[lateshow 1304]

1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

Beats me then….

Maybe she's actually from DeQueen. 

[Kennythetiger 9335]

8 hours ago, lateshow said:

Maybe she's actually from DeQueen. 

Then she better buy a bottle in Broken Bow, because DeQueen’s dry. 

[Drew 2331]

Are the intionally trying to make Teeter prettier this season? Last season or so they almost made her very unattractive...not just with the voice.  We saw tits this episode, and she actually looked hot.

 

Of course, it could just be I saw her interview before the premier talking normal, and thought...that's one hot chick.

[BearSchlong 8077]

Ok being stuck under a cattle guard is good writing. Nightmare fuel.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

Monica is back to being a whiny bitch again. That didn't take long 

[HOOKEM4 5023]

9 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Ok being stuck under a cattle guard is good writing. Nightmare fuel.

Just trying to make good neighbors...

[Mac8111 2103]

That Shane Smith and The Saints “All I See Is You” is really really good. They opened up for Whiskey Myers this Summer and I have been Listening to that song since then.

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On 11/13/2021 at 2:47 PM, Drew said:

Are the intionally trying to make Teeter prettier this season? Last season or so they almost made her very unattractive...not just with the voice.  We saw tits this episode, and she actually looked hot.

 

Of course, it could just be I saw her interview before the premier talking normal, and thought...that's one hot chick.

Maybe I'm not paying close enough attention. She's lost the horrible accent she was trying to use, but that's about it.

[billfromlaketravis 11362]

Heavy on parenting rifts in this episode. John and Jimmy. Beth and Carter. Monica and Tate. 
 

When Rip told Beth that Carter would never be their son, I think he was saying that Carter belonged to the ranch and not to them. Am I correct?

[SHOOTER12 8789]

On 11/11/2021 at 3:33 AM, HiggyBaby said:

Hah. I found myself double checking google maps to make sure the earth’s poles hadn’t shifted.

They shifted this Saturday about 10:00pm.....

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1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

When Rip told Beth that Carter would never be their son, I think he was saying that Carter belonged to the ranch and not to them. Am I correct?

Well, the kid hasn't been branded so I don't think that hasn't been established yet.

Edited November 15, 2021 by RPM

[Chewbacca 7730]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Heavy on parenting rifts in this episode. John and Jimmy. Beth and Carter. Monica and Tate. 
 

When Rip told Beth that Carter would never be their son, I think he was saying that Carter belonged to the ranch and not to them. Am I correct?

I think it was more of a warning for Beth to not try too hard to be his mom.  That's how I took it, anyway.

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Just now, Chewbacca said:

I think it was more of a warning for Beth to not try too hard to be his mom.  That's how I took it, anyway.

At this point the kid is still her pet and she don't like being reminded of it.

[henrygandorf 29177]

riding horses really fast and then getting them to stop quickly is such good tv. 

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1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

riding horses really fast and then getting them to stop quickly is such good tv. 

Ya know, I live at the epicenter of all the cutting/roping culture and I find that sliding stuff incredibly stupid. At least cutting and roping have a legit work purpose. That sliding shit is just some made up showboating trick. It's about as useful as a burn out competition.

[BearSchlong 8077]

Ya know, I live at the epicenter of all the cutting/roping culture and I find that sliding stuff incredibly stupid. At least cutting and roping have a legit work purpose. That sliding shit is just some made up showboating trick. It's about as useful as a burn out competition.

So how do the horses spin and not fall over dizzy? Seems to me good working horses would be strong on endurance, toughness, and personality rather than tricks. That part of the show was lame. Im a bad motherfucker, ill take you to the train station and let's have a shootout but before that, watch my horse go whee!!

I guess the audience for show horses are into that stuff?

[Kennythetiger 9335]

25 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

So how do the horses spin and not fall over dizzy? Seems to me good working horses would be strong on endurance, toughness, and personality rather than tricks. That part of the show was lame. Im a bad motherfucker, ill take you to the train station and let's have a shootout but before that, watch my horse go whee!!

I guess the audience for show horses are into that stuff?

That’s why it would make more sense to me if Taylor was trailering working ranch horses up there to sell to John. I have been to a few of those competitions and they’re fascinating. Practical, too. 
I didn’t care for Kayce chaining the cattle guard to the top of his grill guard. That would have torn some shit up in real life. Should have chained it to the tow hooks on the front bumper. 
Someone upthread mentioned Teeter. My wife noticed that Laramie looked different- appears as though she had cosmetic work done between seasons. I definitely thought she looked better before. 

[billfromlaketravis 11362]

3 hours ago, RPM said:

Ya know, I live at the epicenter of all the cutting/roping culture and I find that sliding stuff incredibly stupid. At least cutting and roping have a legit work purpose. That sliding shit is just some made up showboating trick. It's about as useful as a burn out competition.

[aggie08 21434]

I don't know what you guys are talking about. I want more of the hardened killers jizzing their pants at the thought of getting to ride show ponies and finding new ways to let us know how expensive they are.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

24 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I don't know what you guys are talking about. I want more of the hardened killers jizzing their pants at the thought of getting to ride show ponies and finding new ways to let us know how expensive they are.

This. Seems Sheridan is using this as a commercial to get Bosque performance horses or whatever and the 6666 ranch some screen time. 

[Horn80 6075]

8 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Heavy on parenting rifts in this episode. John and Jimmy. Beth and Carter. Monica and Tate. 
 

When Rip told Beth that Carter would never be their son, I think he was saying that Carter belonged to the ranch and not to them. Am I correct?

Well if Carter doesn’t work out, they could always go get the kid still looking for the lug nuts……

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14 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

This. Seems Sheridan is using this as a commercial to get Bosque performance horses or whatever and the 6666 ranch some screen time. 

It's all part of the 6666 universe he's building. I'd be surprised if they don't work NRS Arena in Decatur into the story at some point. 

[tx 3 putt 76396]

Dumb episode except for finishing off the militia 

[BearSchlong 8077]

This. Seems Sheridan is using this as a commercial to get Bosque performance horses or whatever and the 6666 ranch some screen time. 

Plus their whole cocky act is just a meme. They ride horses, its not like they are fighter pilots. I mean, I get it, they have an audience of redass Aggie types they have to play to, im sure the Hooey baseball hat aisle at Cavender's is all abuzz on Mondays after new episodes.

[tx 3 putt 76396]

In general, this entire show is just plain dumb, but somewhat entertaining 

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1 minute ago, BearSchlong said:

27 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

This. Seems Sheridan is using this as a commercial to get Bosque performance horses or whatever and the 6666 ranch some screen time. 

Plus their whole cocky act is just a meme. They ride horses, its not like they are fighter pilots. I mean, I get it, they have an audience of redass Aggie types they have to play to, im sure the Hooey baseball hat aisle at Cavender's is all abuzz on Mondays after new episodes.

Have you ever hung around those guys? They think they are fighter pilots. They even have their own brand of church because regular church ain't cowboy enough.

Edited November 15, 2021 by RPM

[BearSchlong 8077]

Forgot about that.

[Kennythetiger 9335]

27 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dumb episode except for finishing off the militia 

I liked John’s talk with Jimmy, and the “How to get rich” tips from Beth. I asked my wife later if she wanted to look for her keys, and she pointed out that I ain’t rich enough. 

[billfromlaketravis 11362]

Good Beth this week. Still too many scenes. Sheridan must be trying to move these bad boys before Christmas : 

[henrygandorf 29177]

1 hour ago, BearSchlong said:

1 hour ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

This. Seems Sheridan is using this as a commercial to get Bosque performance horses or whatever and the 6666 ranch some screen time. 

I get it, they have an audience of redass Aggie types they have to play to

except they already have that audience, even without the horse tricks. they need the mainstream audience. this is how you lose them.

my wife was on her phone during all of it. just like season 2 when they did the exact same thing to help promote a reality show that nobody watched. 

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3 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

So how do the horses spin and not fall over dizzy? Seems to me good working horses would be strong on endurance, toughness, and personality rather than tricks.

Spinning a horse goes way back in European history. Probably had to do with a battle move by cavalry, not sure how that applies to calves.

[mchookem 16222]

the population of Montana is like barely a million people...i feel like if that many people ended up dead in a fairly short period of time (a few months?) it would be a national news story lol. 

i wish they would get back to the actual family drama...have we even seen Jaimie since Beth told him she was going to kill him? that's way more interesting to me than the horse competition, and i couldn't care less about Jimmy and his girl but man they are dragging that out 🙄

[tx 3 putt 76396]

38 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Good Beth this week. Still too many scenes. Sheridan must be trying to move these bad boys before Christmas : 

All these female Beth Dutton / Yellowstone fans need to pay attention to her advice about sucking dick 

Edited November 15, 2021 by tx 3 putt

[utxmike05 1825]

12 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Heavy on parenting rifts in this episode. John and Jimmy. Beth and Carter. Monica and Tate. 
 

When Rip told Beth that Carter would never be their son, I think he was saying that Carter belonged to the ranch and not to them. Am I correct?

""No matter who he becomes, he never will be. Nobody will."

I think he was just reminding her that he is OK without have a kid w her and to not try and force him into their lives, bc he can see she has the "want kids/family" itch.  And the he answered that he won't ever resent her for it.  

[BearSchlong 8077]

Best line, though, was "fuck you. I love you, ill see you at the house. But fuck you" followed by a quick kiss.

[Horn80 6075]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

All these female Beth Dutton / Yellowstone fans need to pay attention to her advice about sucking dick 

Most will probably just attempt to act psycho like her without the looks and wealth.

[mininghorn88 2263]

3 hours ago, mchookem said:

the population of Montana is like barely a million people...i feel like if that many people ended up dead in a fairly short period of time (a few months?) it would be a national news story lol. 

i wish they would get back to the actual family drama...have we even seen Jaimie since Beth told him she was going to kill him? that's way more interesting to me than the horse competition, and i couldn't care less about Jimmy and his girl but man they are dragging that out 🙄

While watching the other night I basically said the same thing that all of this would be on ABC's World News Tonight.

[MillerEP 30339]

3 hours ago, mchookem said:

the population of Montana is like barely a million people...i feel like if that many people ended up dead in a fairly short period of time (a few months?) it would be a national news story lol. 

i wish they would get back to the actual family drama...have we even seen Jaimie since Beth told him she was going to kill him? that's way more interesting to me than the horse competition, and i couldn't care less about Jimmy and his girl but man they are dragging that out 🙄

Jimmy's Girlfriend is Josh Brolin's daughter IRL, so every time I see her I just assume it's just a favor Sheridan is doing for his buddy. She has no point on the show, at least the other girl has some bunk bunny angle where she is moving between the guys for some tension. 

[mchookem 16222]

14 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

While watching the other night I basically said the same thing that all of this would be on ABC's World News Tonight.

 

[Chewbacca 7730]

3 hours ago, mchookem said:

the population of Montana is like barely a million people...i feel like if that many people ended up dead in a fairly short period of time (a few months?) it would be a national news story lol. 

 

Yeah, Yellowstone and Longmire.  Someone was killed every episode on Longmire.  Most dangerous small town in America.  And the Yellowstone is the most dangerous ranch.

 

I told my kid last night that this is my telenovela.  Either watch or don't, but shut up and let me enjoy it.

[henrygandorf 29177]

i saw last night in the show description that the yellowstone is supposedly the biggest ranch in the country. ok.