Yellowstone

[tx 3 putt 76869]

 

[66BUFF 2562]

10 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

He looks like a retarded indiana jones

They call that an Ohio Herbie

[Kennythetiger 9375]

On 11/19/2022 at 8:07 AM, Jerry Callo said:

I can't stand Jamie or Beth.  A perfect finish would be Jamie choking Beth to death and then curly headed kid shooting Jamie through the head.  On a nice mountain top, because the views are about the only thing great about the show. 

Do you mind if the Troubadours play “The Mercury” in the background of your mountaintop double-homicide?  The soundtrack has been my favorite part of Yellowstone thus far. I like to play “Name That Artist” when something fires up. 

[Buzzrock 14902]

The previous episode recaps at the beginning make me feel bad for watching this silly show.

Still watching.

[Buzzrock 14902]

Just realized that the actress who plays brunette Beth was also the ugly mother in 1883.

[UT_OB1 2217]

The Native American lawyer is like a bad cartoon villain.  And for fucks sake, Beth. 

[Not a cat 5652]

Oh look, Beth acts like a spoiled bitch with no self control and causes all sorts of problems for everyone.  Should I spoiler that?

Also, the one spot on the entire ranch that's tilled is coincidentally the very spot the wolves were.  Those game wardens did not seem skeptical enough.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

12 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Do you mind if the Troubadours play “The Mercury” in the background of your mountaintop double-homicide?  

God bless this place. I'm laughing way to much at this. Awesome. 

[brojangles2 786]

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

The previous episode recaps at the beginning make me feel bad for watching this silly show.

Still watching.

Yea, I’m pot committed, I’m watching. I really want it to end though so I can move on from this endless circle this show has become. It’s so boring. 

[billfromlaketravis 11447]

23 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Sherlock Holmes on vacation.

The Beth shit is getting very tired. She’s what, almost 40, from the most prominent family for 3 states, and she’s catching pinches for bar fights. The Kennedys would have lobotomized her by now.

[atomheartbevo 89626]

5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The Kennedys would have lobotomized her by now.

[Parliament 14239]

On 11/14/2022 at 9:38 PM, Lat22 said:

Who do you think watches this show?

Middle-aged men with boring lives and boring wives.

[Boogaloo 268]

Yeah she has her ridiculous character traits and cringy lines but Beth has some grade A milkers 

[mininghorn88 2277]

Yellowstone has become like a car wreck.  You drive by it and try not to look at the carnage but you just cannot help yourself and you look anyway.  I still enjoy the show overall but the Beth sequences are getting a bit tiresome but it is "the way" now with her.  Just as Al Capone was taken down for tax evasion is Beth going to be taken down for committing an assault and for not all of the other nefarious things?  Is she the new "Scarface"?

[GreenspointTexas 9598]

Its been like this since season 1. It sucks because people know Sheridan for/from this and not Sicario, Wind River , Hell or High Water, Tulsa King, Mayor of kingstown, or 1883

[Lat22 4010]

Just accept that it’s a soap opera and party on. 

[utxmike05 1828]

39 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Just accept that it’s a soap opera and party on. 

This here. I had to accept this last season.  As much of a beating Beth is....they aren't going to change her because she is just that annoying, bitchy family member.  And some women lovvvveeeeee her because women love trash TV. Same reason they have a Native American Beth, and Market Equities Beth.  Hook the women...

The first few seasons were good.  Now everyone is a caricature of themselves.  

I watch for the scenery, bunkhouse bullshitting, illegal shit they do, and cowboy stuff (even if not all accurate...it's new to me).

[henrygandorf 29189]

9 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

I watch for the scenery, bunkhouse bullshitting, illegal shit they do, and cowboy stuff (even if not all accurate...it's new to me).

i watch it for when they get on a horse and ride it really fast and then stop.

[utxmike05 1828]

8 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i watch it for when they get on a horse and ride it really fast and then stop.

Horses love it!

Can we get some actual wolf footage??  I want to see Natives control wolves with their mind.

[Lat22 4010]

Beth is what every woman on the planet wishes they were. But they’re not. 

[Kennythetiger 9375]

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

i watch it for when they get on a horse and ride it really fast and then stop.

They haven’t done that this season. Taylor clearly read Surly last year. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

i watch it for when they get on a horse and ride it really fast and then stop.

I prefer the caiman truck interior talk. 

[Nole-4-Life 802]

Market Equities Beth makes me feel tingly in my special place.

[UT_OB1 2217]

Woman at the bar hitting on Rip is going to go to the train station. 

[UT_OB1 2217]

2 hours ago, utxmike05 said:

Same reason they have a Native American Beth, and Market Equities Beth.  Hook the women...

 

I need a 3 Beth’s and Office it’s the same picture mashup please. 

[Mac8111 2106]

17 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Just realized that the actress who plays brunette Beth was also the ugly mother in 1883.

Good call 

[aggie08 21482]

1 hour ago, Lat22 said:

Beth is what every woman on the planet wishes they were. But they’re not. 

This is dumb. Smart, actually powerful women roll their eyes at the Beth cartoon caricature as much as the rest of us.

Women who binge watch Real Housewives want to be Beth.

[henrygandorf 29189]

13 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

This is dumb. Smart, actually powerful women roll their eyes at the Beth cartoon caricature as much as the rest of us.

Women who binge watch Real Housewives want to be Beth.

smart, actually powerful women are not yellowstone's preferred demographic.

[aggie08 21482]

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

smart, actually powerful women are not yellowstone's preferred demographic.

Even smart people like the occasional turn-your-brain-off dumb as fuck shows...that they complain about the whole time.

Evidence: this thread.

But agreed, not their target demographic.

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

Would love to give the new chick a solid 35 seconds 

[Mac8111 2106]

Would love to give the new chick a solid 35 seconds 

She also was in House of Lies with Don Cheadle. Same exact type character. Pretty sure she was naked several times in that, but it has been a while since I watched it.

[SHOOTER12 8800]

On 11/13/2022 at 8:43 PM, Buzzrock said:

I forgot how weird it is that Beth’s lips don’t close all the way.

Lol, I  just noticed that recently, bad injection procedure?

[SHOOTER12 8800]

On 11/14/2022 at 7:47 AM, Buzzrock said:

Clearly you’re just intimidated by Strong Female Characters. Why don’t you have a seat over there with the other old white guys, Captain Patriarchy.

He's an aggy, he's intimidated by toddlers. 

[wild_turkey 3159]

You guys are still watching this show?

[RPM 26316]

[Native Horn 3498]

8 hours ago, wild_turkey said:

You guys are still watching this show?

I don't like your attitude, Mr. Turkey McTurkeyPants.

[Parliament 14239]

7 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

I don't like your attitude, Mr. Turkey McTurkeyPants.

Woah there, Son.  Let's keep it civil.

[Catpfish 618]

Lol, I  just noticed that recently, bad injection procedure?

It's been that way the whole show. Can't decide if the lips irritate me more or the fact that you can smell her nicotine breath through the TV.

[tx 3 putt 76869]

On 11/21/2022 at 1:49 AM, billfromlaketravis said:

Sherlock Holmes on vacation.

The Beth shit is getting very tired. She’s what, almost 40, from the most prominent family for 3 states, and she’s catching pinches for bar fights. The Kennedys would have lobotomized her by now.

 

[tx 3 putt 76869]

The writers aren’t even trying this season. Beth breaking a bottle on a wolf’s head would have been better and much funnier 

[utxmike05 1828]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

The writers aren’t even trying this season. Beth breaking a bottle on a wolf’s head would have been better and much funnier 

I'd be down for Beth in a little red riding costume and big bad wolf shows up. 

[RPM 26316]

2 hours ago, utxmike05 said:

I'd be down for Beth in a little red riding costume and big bad wolf shows up. 

Make that young Beth and we have a deal.

[Brandywine 1316]

I’m getting really tired of Beth. Show’s starting to lose me. 

[veritas aequitas 442]

15 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

I’m getting really tired of Beth. Show’s starting to lose me. 

I had hopes they were actually going to have her ran over there

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

15 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

I’m getting really tired of Beth. Show’s starting to lose me. 

Just when you think she can't be a bigger cunt. Sheridan says hold my white claw 

[Buzzrock 14902]

 

No chance anyone under 40 owns that shirt

[HornOnTheBayou 8905]

1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

I’m getting really tired of Beth. Show’s starting to lose me. 

Yep, I'm about out. This has been a terrible season so far and this was definitely the worst episode so far.

[Buzzrock 14902]

Everything Beth and John do is stupid. Rip is good. Jamie will never be redeemed. Kayce is basically MIA with his mopey ass wife.

[billfromlaketravis 11447]

Man alive, good for Zach Bryan! A Navy veteran, and up and coming Texas country artist. 
 

Fingers crossed he gets a spot at the San Antonio or Austin Rodeo this year. I’d love to see him in Houston, but he has some road to go. 

[billfromlaketravis 11447]

Beth just sucks so hard. 
 

Kelly Reilly was a bright spot in True Detective Season 2. She’s better than the writing/direction on Yellowstone, but not good enough to rise above it.