There's always money in the banana stand

[gofuckyourself 8210]

No touching!

[Augustus 3061]

We just open up the basket and dig into some hot SON OF A BITCH!

[YGIFS 19450]

A seal?

['stache 21803]

I'm an analyst and a therapist. An analrapist.

[Da Fino 2780]

You know, Michael, if I may take off my acting pants for a moment and pull my analrapist stocking over my head

[4th&Five 41525]

Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. Or cocaine.

[Guadaloopy 10960]

nm.  

Edited January 27, 2023 by Guadaloopy

[Guadaloopy 10960]

There are dozens of us!  Dozens!!  

[jeevsie 3733]

28 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. Or cocaine.

Dammit, you stole mine!

[Foosters 17850]

Bees?!

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

[Pig Bellmont 8713]

 
 

Has anyone in this family seen a chicken?

[PilotsError 2287]

Her?

[TxTower 650]

It’s happening isn’t it?

[YGIFS 19450]

Yeah right, like anybody would wanna "R" Mom...

[ztejas 43419]

Les cousins dangereux 

[strangulation! 1716]

you're gonna get some hop-ons

[Teebox 89]

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich

 

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

I'm an analyst and a therapist. An analrapist.

Yes, we all remember the business cards 

[thepop 4409]

[YGIFS 19450]

Seriously.  It's hard to believe it's been almost 2 years.  But what an absolute gem Jessica Walter was.  I mean she was nominated for major awards across 6 fucking decades.  And by all accounts a complete and total sweetheart of a human being while being maybe the most deadpan comedic actress of her entire generation..  Absolutely love her

[NOMAAA 1696]

i have pop-pop in the attic. 

 

I think George-Michael is hiding Anne in the attic.

From who, the Nazis?

[Not a cat 5652]

Maybe I'll stick it in her brownie.

[Beau Vine 54212]

How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?

 

 

[Beau Vine 54212]

1 hour ago, NOMAAA said:

i have pop-pop in the attic. 

The mere fact that you call making love "pop pop" tells me you're not ready.

 

[Guest]

How do we filter out the teases? We don't let them in. This goes for the guys too because sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease, man, because you're livin' in Fuck City.

[Guest]

This show was helped so much by the ability to binge. I watched when it was on weekly and you miss so much having that gap between episodes. Being able to grasp the running jokes is huge for loving this show.

[Not a cat 5652]

Uncle Gob, has Aunt Lindsay ever been pregnant?

Oh sure, dozens of times.

[YGIFS 19450]

Her???

[4th&Five 41525]

Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

[Beau Vine 54212]

Get me a vodka rocks,

Mom, it's breakfast.

...and a piece of toast.

[Knoxtnhorn 5974]

6 hours ago, Augustus said:

We just open up the basket and dig into some hot SON OF A BITCH!

Cornballin' piece of s^$%!

[Knoxtnhorn 5974]

6 hours ago, 'stache said:

I'm an analyst and a therapist. An analrapist.

Got my only Hornfans ban for quoting this as a joke.

I say the following at least once a week per the situation:

Yo izquierdo.

There's smoothies?

Beads?  Bees?  How hard can it be?  Buzzzzz.

[DixonHur 11296]

[4th&Five 41525]

Franklin said some things Whitey wasn't ready to hear.

[Rimbo 25921]

I've made a huge mistake.

[Knoxtnhorn 5974]

My vote for Top 5 one-liner of all time.

Michael:  I think George Michael's hiding Anne in the attic.

Lindsay:  From whom?  The Nazis?

[Teebox 89]

I thought he just liked cutoffs?

[RPM 26318]

There's a good chance that I... that I may have committed some, uh, light treason.

[HornOnTheBayou 8921]

"How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?"

"Ah, yes, the cabin."

[Pig Bellmont 8713]

I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.

[Pig Bellmont 8713]

Get rid of The Seaward

-I will leave when I’m good and ready 

[Guadaloopy 10960]

I don’t know what I expected.  

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Constructing an entire episode just to have the kaiju fight in front of the Japanese investors is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. 

[Red Five 40853]

[Jerry Callo 8700]

Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?

[HornOnTheBayou 8921]

"MOCK TRIAL WITH J REINHOLD! MOCK TRIAL WITH J REINHOLD!"

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

 

the guys like zuckercorn and parmasean were such great additions to the family cast. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8921]

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire! 

[HornOnTheBayou 8921]

18th-century agrarian business, but I guess it’s all the same principles. Let me ask you, are you at all concerned about an uprising?

[Red Five 40853]

Family Love Michael

"Look at banner Michael!"