Is anyone here a real estate attorney or real estate expert?

[RabidM 2666]

I had two quick questions I wanted to ask, if I could PM them to you.  Thanks! 

[Handcruser 2805]

I am an expert at many things.

[Handcruser 2805]

Do you need an expert at commercial real estate or residential real estate?

Does the attorney need to be an expert or just have his bar card but also be a drunk?

[strangulation! 1716]

I’m a real estate novelist. Does that help?

 

also wtf is a real estate novelist?

[RabidM 2666]

47 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Do you need an expert at commercial real estate or residential real estate?

Does the attorney need to be an expert or just have his bar card but also be a drunk?

It's a question about residential real estate. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21899]

I’m a real estate expert of neighborhood

[Telegraph_it 3357]

I own ten real estates. How can I help. 

[Hefeweizen 5311]

I manufacture and sell real estates.

[That Guy 955]

[Gil Bang 25944]

I'm a Realtor, but I'm in CA, so maybe I can help and maybe not.

[Gil Bang 25944]

lots of smart guys hang out on the RE and Mortgage thread on 6th.  I hang out there too.

[Handcruser 2805]

Did you find an expert here on Surly? We have many experts. Probably the best experts.

[Incredulity 11665]

Just ask them, they’ll tell ya.

[tx 3 putt 76906]

if you're an expert, should 'expert' be on your business card ?

[Upgrayedd 5810]

It’s about your neighbor’s chain link fence and him jamming you for $10k to put up your own fence isn’t it?

[deadshank 24652]

12 hours ago, RabidM said:

I had two quick questions I wanted to ask, if I could PM them to you.  Thanks! 

So what are the questions?  It’s the off-season.  We need to argue, offer baseless opinions, thread de-rail and neg each other.  
 

Tell us.  

[Incredulity 11665]

On 1/29/2023 at 3:32 AM, deadshank said:

We need to argue,