Super Bowl LVII: Chiefs vs. Eagles

[TexArcher 37989]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Both QBs from Texas.  Shocking

And neither went to Texas.  Enraging.

[Horn80 6131]

4 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Sirianni crying 🤣 

Too Emo

[Longhornstampede 3185]

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 

JFC no.

Dont be a bitch

[LonghornSean 4008]

Enough with this schlock, AFTER the captains have met at the middle of the field

[Surly Bevo 25089]

I enjoy the fact that our National Anthem is a badass poem set to the tune of an Irish Drinking Song....embrace what we are.

 

 

[Dr Phil WIth Hair 273]

Just kick the damn ball already.

[George 493]

Announcer saw those names and shit his pants. 

[TexArcher 37989]

Just now, George said:

Announcer saw those names and shit his pants. 

I was like, he's lucky the Indian dude went with Dave, then it was all downhill...

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

the first commercial after the national anthem is a fucking hotflashes med?    

i guess only older women watch the games now

[ChickenSandwich 9844]

Hot flashes

turbo taxes

 

[RamjetFDO 10577]

Announcer saw those names and shit his pants. 

Fabersha = "Fabergé".... I would've missed that one, too.

[ChickenSandwich 9844]

More fucking narration

[CurlyDumps 4476]

Just now, ChickenSandwich said:

More fucking narration

This is getting laughable.

[Sgt Hulk 13814]

Time to tug on the heart strings.  

[TexArcher 37989]

I can't tell if I'm getting old and cynical or everything really just sucks now, like all of it...

[ztejas 43524]

Did some laundry. Restrung a guitar. Sold some shit on marketplace. Jammed out a bit. 

Time to get lit and watch the Super Bowl. 

[gofuckyourself 8349]

My lord just kick the damn ball. Fuck this absurd build up.

[Sgt Hulk 13814]

Just need a story where someone as parentless because a father killed tue family and died in gang violence in prison and he raised his 15 siblings pumping gas at Texaco and my bingo card is full

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

Just now, TexArcher said:

I can't tell if I'm getting old and cynical or everything really just sucks now, like all of it...

[Surly Bevo 25089]

"So Harold, what we want you to do is go stand on the end line and when we say your name, flap your arms"

Edited February 12, 2023 by Surly Bevo

[Bullneck 19185]

I'm going to be sad if I don't get a glimpse into the life of the Vietnamese children that made the shoes for this game.

[ConferenceRoom 6144]

Just kick the fucking ball. 

[Hermanator 7124]

The pregame nonsense has hit insane levels. 

[ztejas 43524]

Just now, TexArcher said:

I can't tell if I'm getting old and cynical or everything really just sucks now, like all of it...

I skipped all the pregame bullshit. Maybe do that next time?

This is an awesome matchup and is going to be an awesome game. Nothing to be jaded about. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4780]

Goodell’s NFL … not enuf boots unlicked, asses unkissed, or dicks unsucked. 

[CurlyDumps 4476]

“..and Super Bowl fifty-seven is underway! First and ten from the Philly twent—“

 

CUT TO wildlife conservation PSA narrated by Morgan Freeman.

[ztejas 43524]

Every year I forget how much bitching there is in the super bowl thread. It's like we need a complain about the NFL thread and a game thread. 

[Modessit 5603]

I'm still pissed the all-woman flyover wasn't 100% minority trans-women.

[Sgt Hulk 13814]

Destroy hurts

[Augustus 3061]

My prediction is that Hurts gets rattled, throws some picks.

[Surly Bevo 25089]

Just now, ztejas said:

Every year I forget how much bitching there is in the super bowl thread. It's like we need a complain about the NFL thread and a game thread. 

Says the guy who starts threads to bitch....

[TexArcher 37989]

Jesus Christ, the Chiefs are laying some hits!

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I skipped all the pregame bullshit. Maybe do that next time?

This is an awesome matchup and is going to be an awesome game. Nothing to be jaded about. 

I  TRIED to do that.   the game usually starts around 5:20...  this one went another 20 mins after that

[TexArcher 37989]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Every year I forget how much bitching there is in the super bowl thread. It's like we need a complain about the NFL thread and a game thread. 

You see the irony, right?

[Hagbard Celine 10897]

22 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Goddamit I still haven't completely adjusted to the time change despite living here 5.5 years.  I'm sitting thinking the game will start in an hour.

i never know what time it is in az

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Jesus Christ, the Chiefs are laying some hits!

 

Hell yeah they are

Just now, TexArcher said:

You see the irony, right?

 

I've got him on ignore but saw the quoted post and literally laughed out loud.

[ztejas 43524]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Says the guy who starts threads to bitch....

Please show me the last time I started a thread to complain about something. 

[SHOOTER12 8814]

12 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Why not?

I thought he did great.

The NA calls for a certain degree of dynamic majesty in the performance,  Chris sounded like a mumbling drunk hillbilly, an I like Chris Stapleton,  but this performance just didn't cut it for me.

[ztejas 43524]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

You see the irony, right?

Fair.

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

chiefs might be a bit too amped up.... their first play was a forced fumble.... havent stopped shit since then

[ousux 5601]

Philly will go from empty case not long ago to two in the 21st century, and Jalen muthafuckin Hurts will get a Superbowl champ ring as starting QB..all because the Chefs don't really belong in this game.

What a world, what a world

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

The NA calls for a certain degree of dynamic majesty in the performance,  Chris sounded like a mumbling drunk hillbilly, an I like Chris Stapleton,  but this performance just didn't cut it for me.

Perfectly fair.

I think most enjoyed it, as I did.

It's a no-bullshit, down home country kind of reverence.  

[SHOOTER12 8814]

16 minutes ago, Augustus said:

It was awesome, dude.

Accept it.

Nope

[ztejas 43524]

Kenneth "Noisewater" Gainwell

[ousux 5601]

I'm still pissed the all-woman flyover wasn't 100% minority trans-women.

In wheelchair accessible fighter jets

[Augustus 3061]

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Philly will go from empty case not long ago to two in the 21st century, and Jalen muthafuckin Hurts will get a Superbowl champ ring as starting QB..all because the Chefs don't really belong in this game.

What a world, what a world

 

Philly faced Dan fucking Jones and a team without a QUARTERBACK.

Opening drives don't mean shit.

KC will light 'em up.

[TexArcher 37989]

Get me that money, Iggles, let's go!!

[YChang 3455]

What an opening drive

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Sucks for those who bet gainwrll would score first haha

[927 E. 41st 1124]

I don't really care who wins, we are pulling for K.C. in this house because youngest daughter (the one at UT) thinks Andy Reid looks like the Lorax.