Super Bowl LVII: Chiefs vs. Eagles

[Surly Bevo 25137]

4 minutes ago, Augustus said:

 

Turf:  real grass and dirt

Artificial turf:  Astroturf or rubber tire pellets with plastic grass.

Yea, nobody talks like that old man.  

You either gotta grass field or you got a turf field.  We are not greenskeepers

Edited February 13, 2023 by Surly Bevo

[TexArcher 38021]

Okay, Breaking Bad Doritos ad takes the lead.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

That is what a no-catch looks like. 

[elfenix 34331]

Bud light girl seems nice

[LTtxfan 49330]

7 minutes ago, speed817 said:

The half time show everyone wants....

 

 

[AUS-97HORN 11814]

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

QUIT LETTING TEAMS RUN ANOTHER PLAY BEFORE YOU CONFIRM THAT SKETCHY FUCKING SHIT

its been this way in college for more than 5 years.

 

the only fucking college team that doesnt rush close/controversial plays is Texas.   we love to fucking make sure the next play gets all 30 seconds in to allow the replay officials time to fuck us. 

[Topper13 3383]

Fuckin' Tuco

[Asu2215 247]

3 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

Today's turf brought to you by the shit turf at Farout Field at the University of Missouri. 

[Sgt Hulk 13833]

This commercial has me dying 

[DougO 5256]

Just off the presses...

NFL Approves Three Major Rule Changes During Superbowl

[The Ace of Aces 5194]

6 minutes ago, elfenix said:

NFL controls what grass goes in for the Superbowl. It's not the home field's field.

Grass was grown on Phoenix. Installed 2 weeks ago. 

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Yea, nobody talks like that old man.  

 

It's not esoteric stuff, youngster.

 

[LonghornSean 4021]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

Bud light girl seems nice

Miles Teller’s wife…nice

[hookem48 4702]

1 minute ago, Doc Daneeka said:

He did. I’m not. They didn’t. 

lol

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

4 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Goedert with a monster catch.

No

[AUS-97HORN 11814]

oh my fucking GOD NFL.

 

you call that fucking play a catch but the fumble NOT a catch?

[Pam Cummings 9654]

That ruling is some bull ass shit

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Grassgate!

[DougO 5256]

Yep...I didn't even have to wait for the decision.

 

[Horn80 6131]

Don’t agree that was catch

[Beau Vine 54379]

 

 

[DaysOff 7968]

Fuck yes. That's a catch in my backyard.

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

That's fucked

[Helobious 9464]

Is this site full of retards? That was clearly a catch. 2 feet down after securing the bobble

Edited February 13, 2023 by Helobious

[GhostOfTomJoad 9349]

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

No

OK.

[DaysOff 7968]

Suddenly all you assholes want Brisket or some other barrister to write the catch rule.

[Asu2215 247]

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Grass was grown on Phoenix. Installed 2 weeks ago. 

I don't let my dogs on newly planted sod in my back yard for two weeks, let alone professional football players in the Super Bowl. 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2046]

Just now, Helobious said:

Is this full of retards? That was clearly a catch. 2 feet down after securing the bobble

First day on surly?

[Pam Cummings 9654]

Here comes their QB sneak bullshit.

[Uncle Nate 2097]

Just now, Helobious said:

Is this full of retards? That was clearly a catch. 2 feet down after securing the bobble

New here?

[Augustus 3061]

Decision time

[ClubWhatever 12154]

Why didn’t he have to get two feet down after securing the bobble?

[Carl Spackler 3493]

Disagree with that confirmation 

[AUS-97HORN 11814]

Kc just cannot keep the fucking eagles from getting 3rd and 4th and short. 

[hookem48 4702]

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Is this site full of retards? That was clearly a catch. 2 feet down after securing the bobble

but they're rooting for Kansas City

[Longboard Horn 40432]

 

[Carl Spackler 3493]

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Is this site full of retards? That was clearly a catch. 2 feet down after securing the bobble

No.  He only got 1 down after securing the catch.

[Augustus 3061]

Man is this whole quarter going to be two drives?

[LTtxfan 49330]

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Grass was grown on Phoenix. Installed 2 weeks ago. 

 

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

It's not esoteric stuff, youngster.

 

 

[JGrayDBU 344]

most one sided 3 point game in history

 

[elfenix 34331]

NFL figuring out you should go for it on 4th and a yard is going to be almost as relevatory as the NBA figuring out a 3 pointer is worth 50% more points

[Mdhorn 5984]

Pretty wild how they rule the receiver didn’t take three steps so no fumble but dragging a toe is a possession. 

[Sgt Hulk 13833]

Chiefs need to just say fuck it they aren’t gonna stop them 

[ztejas 43528]

KC is like if Texas had an insane QB. 

[WhatTheBuck 28797]

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

oh my fucking GOD NFL.

 

you call that fucking play a catch but the fumble NOT a catch?

Yeah, if one stands then they both should stand. 

[LTtxfan 49330]

Lineman downfield illegally ??

[Michael Knight 12992]

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Is this site full of retards? That was clearly a catch. 2 feet down after securing the bobble

[Helobious 9464]

Just now, Carl Spackler said:

No.  He only got 1 down after securing the catch.

Except he didn’t, he still had a foot down when he first secured it. 

[hornmpa96 2620]

I want to see a Texas OL look like this Philadelphia OL on third and short.

[Gatorubet 30286]

I assume secsecsec made misery get rid of their shit field

That’s just stupid. We put our efforts in hiding cancer cures and free energy sources.