Super Bowl LVII: Chiefs vs. Eagles

[ztejas 43,533]

@TexArcher hey are you past your cynicism and enjoying your ass now? 

[hookem48 4,703]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

not that it matters because it was 3rd down... but its kind of funny how they were clearly stopped, all momentum done, and the refs decided to wait another half second before calling the forward progress stopped.... just in enough time to have the forward progress continue. 

they always let qb sneak plays go on forever

[Huckleberry 33,094]

What a weak and terrible effort by #21 on the conversion. Completely pussed out with the Super Bowl on the line. 

[Augustus 3,061]

I've always found Sarah McLachlan very attractive, and she still looks nice.

[Mdhorn 5,987]

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m so sick of seeing this scrum play. I want one guy dedicated to fly over the top and fuck him up 

The defender would have to lead with his head so that's a no go.  I think the ball has to either be punched out or guys just go to the ground to prevent any forward push.  

[Helobious 9,464]

Hurts is a grown man

[Rimbo 26,087]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Can we please get a 5 min drive 

only if philly gets a pick-six off it

[HenryJames 66,170]

Just now, Augustus said:

I've always found Sarah McLachlan very attractive, and she still looks nice.

Would.

[tx 3 putt 77,408]

Hurts is a free agent 

[Codaxx 5,841]

2 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I just dont understand how he blew the coverage so badly. That was a colossal fuckup.

Game on the line and KC completely blows a coverage 

[ztejas 43,533]

There should be a fight to the death on the field if they can't settle this in regulation like real competitors. 

[TexArcher 38,058]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

@TexArcher hey are you past your cynicism and enjoying your ass now? 

I was never cynical about the game itself.

The pregame crap and the halftime show sucked massive amounts of ass.  So have most of the commercials.  Bah humbug.

Game has been great.

[WBT 20,666]

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

I want to see a team that sucks and can’t throw the ball anyway - like the Bears or Texans - just rugby scrum it every play.  4 downs, 2.5 yards a pop pushing the QB forward.  Over and over again.  

Wasn't that just 'football' before the forward pass?

[Horn80 6,131]

Great game

[ztejas 43,533]

Just now, TexArcher said:

I was never cynical about the game itself.

The pregame crap and the halftime show sucked massive amounts of ass.  So have most of the commercials.  Bah humbug.

Game has been great.

As long as we're still cynical about Chelsea. 

[Codaxx 5,841]

2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I want to see a team that sucks and can’t throw the ball anyway - like the Bears or Texans - just rugby scrum it every play.  4 downs, 2.5 yards a pop pushing the QB forward.  Over and over again.  

Philly does have the best OL in the NFL. Hurts hasn’t been asked to get too many yards on his own. They are moving the KC DL consistently 

Edited February 13, 2023 by Codaxx

[Michael Knight 12,995]

Look at all those famous people

[Augustus 3,061]

Jew Jew!

[Underdog 28,773]

Damn!

[Rimbo 26,087]

here comes that andy reid offense...

 

 

OH WHAT A HIT

Edited February 13, 2023 by Rimbo

[AUS-97HORN 11,823]

 that was a clean hit... damn

[elfenix 34,332]

with no regard for human life

[DougO 5,256]

10 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

These are some garbage ass defenses for a Super Bowl.  

That's just the way the NFL is set up. Hardly allowed to touch a qb or cover a receiver. And now I guess a left tackle can practically do a cartwheel pre-snap and it's not motion.  Makes it much easier to matriculate.

[ztejas 43,533]

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

Jay Z was there and didn’t join in performing the Jay Z song that Rihanna did at halftime? Ouch.

She should have brought Kanye out. 

[Surly Bevo 25,147]

The aliens are gonna bow up the stadium in the next 4 minutes aren't they?

[Horn80 6,131]

That was a Super Bowl hit.

[Sgt Hulk 13,838]

That missed field goal 

[T-shirt Sip 2,107]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

There should be a fight to the death on the field if they can't settle this in regulation like real competitors. 

Kelce brothers at the 50. 

[YChang 3,462]

What a hit

[hookem48 4,703]

nice hit, actual football

[DougO 5,256]

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

Look at all those famous people

Famous people in the 70s were much cooler...even Paul McCartney.

[ztejas 43,533]

That Jesus ad was sick. 

[Brothahorn 10,087]

Why the hell would want advice of a guy who keeps losing to KC? What exactly is he going to help you do, lose?

[Mdhorn 5,987]

Is that leading with the helmet?  I'm too blind to see what's in front of me.

[NAVY 6,747]

In slow motion if you look close his butt hole falls off 

[TexArcher 38,058]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

As long as we're still cynical about Chelsea. 

Blue isn't even the fucking colour anymore.

[CurlyDumps 4,483]

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

I want to see a team that sucks and can’t throw the ball anyway - like the Bears or Texans - just rugby scrum it every play.  4 downs, 2.5 yards a pop pushing the QB forward.  Over and over again.  

Seriously. Form a moving ring or Flying V around the QB. Who’s stopping it?

[Michael Knight 12,995]

I hate these Jesus ads

[hookem48 4,703]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

That missed field goal 

that non forced fumble for a td

[Huckleberry 33,094]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 that was a clean hit... damn

 

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

nice hit, actual football

Uh, no. That was a stupid and dangerous hit and is how players break their necks. 

[Francisco 2.0 32,428]

Apparently, this grass was bred for golf:

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35625308/super-bowl-2023-experimental-grass?fbclid=IwAR0i5dEspVsEJj6871lP07RXWM6PjQqPA-Ch8AkNpMUpSrd7OqyWQFz6bD8

 

Quote

The turf is Tahoma 31 and it's among the newer breeds of grass that have been developed with the funding of the United States Golf Association. Tahoma 31 is a mix of two types of Bermuda grasses and rye grass, and it was developed at Oklahoma State University under the watchful eye of Dr. Yanqi Wu. He started the process of creating Tahoma 31 in 2006, when he crossed China Bermuda grass and African Bermuda grass. A year later, the seeds were harvested and the grass was tested and studied all over the country until 2018.

 

[Fastbreak 3,992]

That Jesus ad was sick. 

Jesus is killing it

[Rimbo 26,087]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

That Jesus ad was sick. 

I don't know who's behind those ads, but I approve of them.

[Brothahorn 10,087]

I hate these Jesus ads

[Gengs1 2,583]

Wait, Jesus loves the people we hate, then why don’t you change your ways and love them as well? Isn’t that what Jesus would have wanted?

[AUS-97HORN 11,823]

damn that was a TD saving tackle by the safety

[BearSchlong 8,114]

I've always found Sarah McLachlan very attractive, and she still looks nice.

Show of hands, who doesn’t have some of her songs on their sex playlist? Anyone?

Bass Pro Shops was the best commercial so far.

“The feel of 8 lb test slipping through your fingers”

My wife is still texting her friends about Rihanna smelling her pussy fingers.

[Michael Knight 12,995]

Just now, Gengs1 said:

Wait, Jesus loves the people we hate, then why don’t you change your ways and love them as well? Isn’t that what Jesus would have wanted?

I think that's their point, but I'm sure it's some LDS scam anyways

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

Horrible spot. Fuck it, first down

 

[Surly Bevo 25,147]

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

Apparently, this grass was bred for golf:

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35625308/super-bowl-2023-experimental-grass?fbclid=IwAR0i5dEspVsEJj6871lP07RXWM6PjQqPA-Ch8AkNpMUpSrd7OqyWQFz6bD8

 

 

I bet Mahommes weighs more than any golfer on tour save maybe when Daly is dicking around.   If it's really a golf grass and they thought it would hold up to NFL player weight/movement then the NFL is a bunch of fucking idoits.