Sorry for partying: Kansas Man Charged in Tailpipe Tryst

[Bozo_Casanova 26474]

Police: Perp repeatedly tried to penetrate a parked vehicle

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Local cops responding to a 911 call about a man beneath a vehicle discovered Malek endeavoring to place his penis into the tailpipe of a car parked outside an apartment complex. Malek, a Newton resident, was “oblivious” when initially contacted by police.

Malek, whose blood alcohol content was later measured at more than four times the legal limit, continued trying to have sex with the tailpipe in the presence of officers. Cops subsequently tased Malek, took him into custody, and transported him to a local hospital for treatment.

 

[Jerry Callo 8704]

A tailpipe?  WTF?  Even aggies are smart enough to find a chicken or a goat.

[Shoxthemonkey 1981]

Left side of the webpage says to "Submit a Tip!". I believe that is what he was trying to do. Crazy Kansans

[bernorange 8362]

I'm not gonna fall for no banana in the tailpipe!

[VolenteHawk 495]

Dude, you can't cum using a tailpipe at 4 times the legal limit.

I mean uh...that guy is weird.

 

[Underdog 28709]

Any eligibility left?  I’m sure Self would offer a scholarship if so. 

[Newdoc 3448]

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Police: Perp repeatedly tried to penetrate a parked vehicle

 

OP,  there's a thread for "Things I'm embarrassed to admit."

[Don Keibals 113]

bet he was exhausted after all that

[tfoolry 8218]

Must’ve been a Ford Clitaurus. 

[Don Keibals 113]

this him??

 

 

[VolenteHawk 495]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Any eligibility left?  I’m sure Self would offer a scholarship if so. 

Sexual assault joke?  Billy Preston joke?  Too vague to tell.

 

[Underdog 28709]

Don’t be coy, Roy.  Or have there been that many you can’t keep up?

 

[texasjacket 289]

Can the car claim #metoo status now?

[mulletpelini 5211]

people train come out a Stubbville.

[Planet Houston 4930]