Bengals RB Joe Mixon has Arrest Warrant

[Vic Mackey 46,934]

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

Out of character 

[Blotto 23,432]

If there was only some evidence from his past that he was a piece of fucking shit.

[South Austin 52,141]

So surprising.

[ztejas 43,263]

Maybe he'll shoot himself next time.

[Bullneck 18,987]

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,342]

You can take the Sooner out of Oklahoma but you can't take the Sooner out of the Sooner

[Rip76 4,914]

Is this bad?

[elguapo 4,583]

[Vito Andolini 9,102]

“Hey, he’s just misunderstood! Let him alone!” - Brent Musberger, probably 

[Vito Andolini 9,102]

34 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

It’s hard to tell what the actual quote was, as the affidavit used “CAN’” (with an apostrophe after the “N” suggesting the typist perhaps intended to type “CAN’T GET ME.” The CBS Sports article on the subject claimed Mixon said “The police can’t get me.”

Edited February 3, 2023 by Vito Andolini

[RollLeft 5,040]

Sounds like someone who just needs a second chance.  

[ClubWhatever 12,087]

He’s a good kid

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,799]

Can’t wait to see what happens to the next idiot woman that gives this scumbag the time of day.

[MirrOlure 14,625]

But, he has a face paint cross! How can this be?

[USNALonghorn 5,024]

[Sgt Hulk 13,647]

I’ve seen this before 

[Beau Vine 53,999]

[hookemATL 11,609]

What a perfect representative for OU. They should give him tenure and have him teach their How to Terrorize Women 101 course.  Malignant fuckhead. 

[Nicole44 22,027]

He’s such an asswipe. Hope he’s off the team and they draft a replacement RB. A better guy, more dynamic player and of course cheaper and younger. 

[Pig Bellmont 8,691]

Over under on number of games suspended? I’m guessing 3

[Underdog 28,450]

Will be traded to Dallas.

[Jkwellborn 6,653]

I guess at least he didn’t punch her in the face.

[Gidnik 3,251]

Shocking

[ultimaton 2,966]

[Mez2 4,021]

Play boomer sooner?

[ousux 5,586]

Shocked I tell you, just shocked

He was such a good kid at blowU, model student athlete.

[The Gimp 345]

11 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I guess at least he didn’t punch her in the face.

Yeah, that anger management counseling worked!

[ChiTownDoc 21,098]

What a clown.  Sadly not much will happen.  Although he isn’t Tyreek Hill talented, he’s talented enough to get away w this pathetic keeping it real bullshit in the NFL and especially in Cincy.  Loser

[Skipper 6,103]

The Norman City Attorney's office is on line 1 just in case there is video evidence so they can make sure it doesn't come out until he's retired.   Still can't believe Stoops had so many people under his thumb there.  

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1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Over under on number of games suspended? I’m guessing 3

If there’s a modicum of truth to this, he’s probably gone for a season and I bet he gets Ray Riced. Even if this is a bullshit story like Zeke in ‘17, he’s facing a way longer suspension than 3 games. Your guess is insanely low. 

20 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

What a clown.  Sadly not much will happen.  Although he isn’t Tyreek Hill talented, he’s talented enough to get away w this pathetic keeping it real bullshit in the NFL and especially in Cincy.  Loser

I’m not sure you’ve paid much attention lately. 

[SHOOTER12 8,789]

Nope, a leopturd can't change his spots...

[Wishbone 4,734]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

[ChiTownDoc 21,098]

29 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

If there’s a modicum of truth to this, he’s probably gone for a season and I bet he gets Ray Riced. Even if this is a bullshit story like Zeke in ‘17, he’s facing a way longer suspension than 3 games. Your guess is insanely low. 

I’m not sure you’ve paid much attention lately. 

I haven’t.   What did I miss?   Saw the rapist Philly olineman - that one is done.  He will be toast.  He sucks and his was even more egregious.  
 

Edit: ah I didn’t say he wouldn’t be suspended.  I just think he’s far from done in the league.  

Edited February 3, 2023 by ChiTownDoc

[Pig Bellmont 8,691]

Fucking Deshaun Watson didn’t even get a season. GTFO here with that bullshit

[Beau Vine 53,999]

1 hour ago, Mez2 said:

Play boomer sooner?

[Neonmoon 38,127]

Wait…so he didn’t learn his lesson when he wasn’t held accountable the first time?

[Zeus 5,949]

No way could never have seen this coming

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,523]

Maybe the bengals can just give him a redshirt year. 

['stache 21,770]

No wai

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32 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Fucking Deshaun Watson didn’t even get a season. GTFO here with that bullshit

If there’s truth to it Mixon will get much worse than Watson and probably will not really play again.  Or necessarily league-mandated but he will be treated like Rice or Kaepernick. 

Bengals were looking to move on from him and Boyd anyway. He has no guaranteed money and slumped considerably from ‘21 to ‘22. He’s done in Cincy for sure. 

Edited February 3, 2023 by Porterhouse

[stork642 4,498]

Sooner is gunna Sooner.  

[Guadaloopy 10,921]

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3 hours ago, South Austin said:

So surprising.

 

[ChiTownDoc 21,098]

13 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

If there’s truth to it Mixon will get much worse than Watson and probably will not really play again.  Or necessarily league-mandated but he will be treated like Rice or Kaepernick. 

Bengals were looking to move on from him and Boyd anyway. He has no guaranteed money and slumped considerably from ‘21 to ‘22. He’s done in Cincy for sure. 

Who can forget Kaep committing the ultimate sin?  Clown league.  All about stashing those billions away.  
I do agree a RB is more expendable but don’t get it twisted, if he was a good QB1 nobody would hesitate signing his ass.  

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2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

He’s such an asswipe. Hope he’s off the team and they draft a replacement RB. A better guy, more dynamic player and of course cheaper and younger. 

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3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Maybe he'll shoot himself next time.

Or one of his enablers.  Both are deserving.

[Bullneck 18,987]

I guess he lives in a new house (still under construction on this aerial).

[Massive Horn 41]

Does he not own bat? Not a real Sooner. 

[Surly Bevo 24,696]

Stuff like this is why Chris Beard is no longer employed at Texas.  

There isn't even as much clear public evidence (at least at this point) of that incident as there was of that horrific shit Mixon pulled in Oklahoma.

Now first to say, that at least at the moment this incident doesn't have that much public evidence either, but yea, we all saw that shit the first time so pretty easy to jump the conclusion that fucking lunatic did this.  Fair in a court of law?  No. But fair as fuck in the court of public opinion given the history.