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It's fucking crazy that he has both sharp creases in his clothes after "training all day" as well as fruit snack wrappers on the ground.  Even people on forums that would normally be friendly to him are mocking him.   I guess cosplaying is all he has left if the military won't take him.  I'm half expecting him to join the Texas State Guard and be sworn in by Abbott.

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The funniest thing to me are the fruit snacks wrappers.  Not just that Seargent Dork eats fruit snacks after militia training, but that he just discards them on the ground like an undisciplined slob.  But I’m sure he’s convinced he’s an elite warrior in their made-up army.  I don’t know how he didn’t get into A&M, he’s the perfect personification of all that is Aggy.

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  On 1/11/2024 at 3:59 PM, Goredho said:

Not just that Seargent Dork eats fruit snacks after militia training, but that he just discards them on the ground like an undisciplined slob.  

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BINGO.  The ideological overlap is nearly perfect.....what OTHER military force doesn't police their shit worth a damn?  Yep, the army of the country these fucksticks support:

 

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  On 1/11/2024 at 4:02 PM, kevwun said:
This is the same as when politicians bust out the brand new carthartts and wranglers for campaign commercials.

You're not shit talking our closest queen Lt. Governor, are you?
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  On 1/11/2024 at 4:02 PM, kevwun said:

This is the same as when politicians bust out the brand new carthartts and wranglers for campaign commercials.

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I laugh when they put on their disaster uniforms like they're really getting out there and helping the cleanup or something.

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  On 1/11/2024 at 4:20 PM, safe sex said:

Welch's fruit snacks are shit, too

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The beat the shit out of the Motts ones. Better than gummy bears, dots, jujy fruits, gushers, fruit by the foot, etc. Name a better gummy that isn't sour.

Btw, I recently had gushers for the first time since childhood, and I was appalled at how bad they are. 

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Fuck all that.  Take a goddammed apple to your LARP meetup. Tastes better, is better for you, occupies roughly the same physical space and no leftover trash that will outlive you.

That said, Mott’s for the win.

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You can have my Welch's fruit snacks when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.

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I don't know what brand it is, but we only have fruit snacks with Bluey on the box. They alright, I only eat them when I've had a medical edible or two.

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He looks like the rooftop mascot of the Bob's Big Boys from last century.  Only switch out the burger for an assault rifle and have him crying for some odd reason.   

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  On 1/11/2024 at 4:02 PM, kevwun said:

This is the same as when politicians bust out the brand new carthartts and wranglers for campaign commercials.

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No shit, carhart is now part of “the uniform”, as well as a lot of folks just copying TV.   Weird.   Missed that investment opportunity.

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  On 1/14/2024 at 9:13 PM, Macanudo said:

In that picture with Tucker, is Rudy Guliani trying to take a selfie with them?

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Yeah, everything about that photo is just weird.  The buttons on Kyle's shirt look about as realistic as his tearful testimony.  Tucker's belt is not for grown men.  And whoever that dude is should really have those head moles checked out for cancer.  

 

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  On 1/11/2024 at 5:47 PM, Dutchrudder said:

The beat the shit out of the Motts ones. Better than gummy bears, dots, jujy fruits, gushers, fruit by the foot, etc. Name a better gummy that isn't sour.

Btw, I recently had gushers for the first time since childhood, and I was appalled at how bad they are. 

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Real ass German gummy bears are badasss.

Hard, but chewy if you keep at it. You can work on one for a good 15 minutes.

Only those up to the task can finish a whole bag.

Don’t ever eat them with a French pastry or Belgium waffle, though.

Youre asking for trouble.

 

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  On 1/14/2024 at 9:31 PM, Dnaguy said:

Real ass German gummy bears are badasss.

Hard, but chewy if you keep at it. You can work on one for a good 15 minutes.

Only those up to the task can finish a whole bag.

Don’t ever eat them with a French pastry or Belgium waffle, though.

Youre asking for trouble.

 

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there's a German shit porn joke in here somewhere.  

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I'm crying at the image of how fucking drunk or high you'd have to be to say, "Yes, I'll take a bag of your hardest, meanest German gummy bears and a short stack of Belgian Waffles to go please."  

Of course there's gonna be internal conflict, read a fucking history book dammit! 

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  On 1/14/2024 at 9:13 PM, Macanudo said:

In that picture with Tucker, is Rudy Guliani trying to take a selfie with them?

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Nah, it's the poster (Feckless Fuckface) of the TikTok reel (there's a voiceover that goes with it).

  On 1/14/2024 at 9:40 PM, YGIFS said:

Of course there's gonna be an invasion, read a fucking history book dammit! 

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