Kyle Rittenhouse 2.0

[tchookem 3900]

Imagine that an ignorant, uneducated, fat little turd like Rittenhouse is important enough to one's campaign to cause one to send his team to convince him to publicly change his vote to you.

It's like the Bizarro World version of college recruiting.

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23 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Imagine that an ignorant, uneducated, fat little turd like Rittenhouse is important enough to one's campaign to cause one to send his team to convince him to publicly change his vote to you.

15 minutes ago, tchookem said:

It's like the Bizarro World version of college recruiting.

Next he’s going to try and recruit the crypto bros by giving a poorly informed speech at one of their events.

Oh…

[Player 4575]

Damn. Catturd looks like me if I was trying to play Jabba with no costume.

I think he’s channeling Captain Stubing.

Love, exciting and new
Come aboard, we’re expecting you

[4th&Five 41506]

 

[We’reTexas 1473]

On 8/2/2024 at 1:18 PM, Ted Lange said:

 

 

The productive conversations:

 

[YGIFS 19449]

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I don't get why you folks on here like to call him and his side "Weird."  

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6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I don't get why you folks on here like to call him and his side "Weird."  

I don’t get it either.

Semi-NSFW example of just really patriotic Americans 

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[YGIFS 19449]

I’m quite curious to see how many children named “Trump” (first or middle) start popping up in elementary schools in the next few years.  Heck, the initial wave of them should be about 1st or 2nd grade by now.  Nothing weird about that.  
 

My father wanted to name me for his favorite President, Van Buren.  But as a Swabian, was worried I’d be bullied as a weak Dutchboy instead.  He went ahead with it anyway knowing I’d have to get mean or die, like in ‘A Boy Named Sue.’  Today our gang survives as soldiers of fortune in the New Holland underground.  

Win or lose, Kyle.  Whatever Trump’s team promised you in his next administration, or partaking of the grift should he lose again.  It will never come to pass. I wish you could see it young man, but you’re blinded by the limelight.  You are condemned to walk this nation alone. You will get nothing.  In my experience, you will get nothing and his team will begin to act cruelly to you. Why, you may wonder?  To suppress their guilt.  

[Bozo_Casanova 26435]

7 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I’m quite curious to see how many children named “Trump” (first or middle) start popping up in elementary schools in the next few years.  Heck, the initial wave of them should be about 1st or 2nd grade by now.  Nothing weird about that

I’d like to see the frequency of that name per 1000 births plotted against distance from the nearest population center over a population of 250k. 

[Goredho 17394]

I'd rather be a boy named Sue.

[jimmyjazz 45887]

2 hours ago, Goredho said:

I'd rather be a boy named Sue.

Hell, I'd rather be a girl named Sue, and I'm quite fond of my XY-ness.

[TeeDubya 3362]

4 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I’d like to see the frequency of that name per 1000 births plotted against distance from the nearest population center over a population of 250k. 

And plotted against percentage of population per census tract with a four year or advanced college degree. 

[4th&Five 41506]

[Goredho 17394]

51 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

[TexasEd 8066]

On 8/2/2024 at 5:51 PM, jimmyjazz said:

His mom should have learned him better.

His mom should have given up the buttsex

[tx 3 putt 76869]

52 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

His mom should have given up the buttsex

his mom should have aborted him after birth 

[MissingInAction 25008]

Someone needs to perform a post birth abortion on that fucktard.

[Brandywine 1316]

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Are those water pistols?

[tx 3 putt 76869]

Just now, Brandywine said:

Are those water pistols?

looks like a threat

[Gatorubet 30185]

2 hours ago, Brandywine said:

Are those water pistols?

Key Lime Autos.   Just as delicious in a pie as they are at the range.

[Mittens 8256]

How did this not make the thread yet?

 

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https://www.pennlive.com/news/2024/10/metal-music-festival-loses-headliner-multiple-bands-after-announcing-kyle-rittenhouse-as-guest.html

 

Granted, it isn't a headliner I have ever heard of.

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5 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

https://www.pennlive.com/news/2024/10/metal-music-festival-loses-headliner-multiple-bands-after-announcing-kyle-rittenhouse-as-guest.html

Granted, it isn't a headliner I have ever heard of.

So they invite him as a guest, and now the headliner is a fucking Slipknot cover band?

[Goredho 17394]

6 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Granted, it isn't a headliner I have ever heard of.

Evergreen Terrace?  I thought that was a housing project in Detroit.

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[Nice Guy Eddie 13508]

I for one can’t wait to see how much further Kyle falls. I don’t want to personally see it but I mean see it on this thread.

signing autograph and posing for pics at a slip knot cover band festival seems low.  Is that low?

[Captainant 27628]

Wow so that music festival is ran by shitheads. Or at least their advertising team is full of shitheads. One of their digital ads (in spoiler) kind of says it all

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[kevwun 15761]

Next time it will be a cover band of a Slipknot cover band.

[Gil Bang 25912]

4 hours ago, kevwun said:

Next time it will be a cover band of a Slipknot cover band.

Not the original Beetle-Mania, but an incredible simulation

[TexasHooch 5122]

 

War of Ideology?  LOL.  At best it's a slap fight, or strongly worded letter.

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[Cousin Strawberry 1261]

12 hours ago, Goredho said:

Evergreen Terrace?  I thought that was a housing project in Detroit.

Isn't that the street the Simpsons live on?

[Macanudo 12975]

4 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

 

War of Ideology?  LOL.  At best it's a slap fight, or strongly worded letter.

The Antihero Podcast is the HOA of the podcast world.

[SimonBolivar 10957]

On 8/3/2024 at 5:53 PM, YGIFS said:

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I don't get why you folks on here like to call him and his side "Weird."  

I like when I find a YGIFS post that I hadn't read yet. Even if it was only 16 words long.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33859]

2 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Isn't that the street the Simpsons live on?

[miguelito 11254]

3 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Isn't that the street the Simpsons live on?

Yes, in Springfield, in the great state of

[Macanudo 12975]

29 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Yes, in Springfield, in the great state of

Mine.

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