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2 hours ago, Burt said:

Its a Facebook thing.  Gun nuts say Facebook censors anything with the word "gun" in it.

But they wouldn’t do the same for pew pew or other words used to replace gun?

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17 hours ago, Matuka said:

Surprisingly, Kyle’s gig working for some Texas gun lobby didn’t last and now he works at a gun shop in Florida.  
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wasn't he going to enroll at a&m ?

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25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

wasn't he going to enroll at a&m ?

He didn't even make it into Blinn.

EDIT:  man, you gotta be fast around here

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Posted
20 hours ago, Matuka said:

“Blinn College has an acceptance rate of 100 percent and an undergraduate population of about 9,000 students.”

 

Well, now the acceptance rate is 99.99 percent.

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Posted
13 minutes ago, F250 said:

Well, now the acceptance rate is 99.99 percent.

Well la de da, look at you with all your expensive schoolin'

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Posted

Surly mathematicians, would you describe Kyle's path from fat nobody to celeb du jour back to bearded fat slob selling pew pews as regression towards the mean?

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On 2/9/2025 at 9:58 PM, Matuka said:

Surprisingly, Kyle’s gig working for some Texas gun lobby didn’t last and now he works at a gun shop in Florida.  
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Something about that post makes it sound like the owner of GCG is an Ashley Schaeffer type of character.

"Kyle will even ring you up"

 

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Posted
3 hours ago, TexasEd said:

Surly mathematicians, would you describe Kyle's path from fat nobody to celeb du jour back to bearded fat slob selling pew pews as regression towards the mean?

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“Now Kyle, I told you two coats of wax.  Don’t try to con me!”

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Posted (edited)
On 2/11/2025 at 5:32 PM, F250 said:

 

Something about that post makes it sound like the owner of GCG is an Ashley Schaeffer type of character.

"Kyle will even ring you up"

 

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Soon, come spring, the alluring Cherry Blossom, in full bloom!

 

 

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Posted
On 2/11/2025 at 12:05 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Am I the only one who suspects that Jeff Saturday could be Kyle Rittenhouse's father? 

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Am I the only one who doesn't remember him playing with the Packers???

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Posted
34 minutes ago, Burt said:

Am I the only one who doesn't remember him playing with the Packers???

I didn't either, but when doing a Google image search, I saw that and chose it for obvious purposes. 

Posted
15 hours ago, Burt said:

Am I the only one who doesn't remember him playing with the Packers???

I only recall due to a quick story from his last pro bowl. He was with packers and Peyton with Denver. Peyton didn’t play in their last season in Indy. At the pro bowl, they were obviously on different teams. AFC vs NFC but for one snap, Saturday switched to be center on the AFC team.

it was one of those stories that if you missed the pro bowl, like 90% of fans, here was the only remotely interesting takeaway.

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On 2/11/2025 at 5:19 AM, South Austin said:

I read a report that the Trump administration is considering use of executive power to get Kyle laid in the next 60 days.


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i've heard more than one person say we peaked in the 90's and I'm realizing that's probably fucking true and I squandered the best year to be a 'murican during the best years of my life (12-21). anyway, america is a fucking joke in its current form

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Posted

Was thinking same thing. 
 

Don't know what happened, Officer. One minute he was showing me proper gun handling protocol and then next thing you know gun goes off hitting him between the eyes. Will I get a refund? I paid $50 bucks and my time isn’t up. 

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

Bad business. The better income stream is 50 bucks and you can punch him in the face.  That leads to repeat business.

I’d pay a $100 to keep shooting him, doubt I’d be alone. 

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On 2/16/2025 at 6:27 AM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

it was one of those stories that if you missed the pro bowl, like 90% of fans, here was the only remotely interesting takeaway.

I bet our resident gambling addict, ana, wagers on the Pro Bowl and NFL preseason games.

Posted
14 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Bad business. The better income stream is 50 bucks and you can punch him in the face.  That leads to repeat business.

Pretty sure he can charge way more than $50 for that.

Posted
7 hours ago, Underdog said:

Was thinking same thing. 
 

Don't know what happened, Officer. One minute he was showing me proper gun handling protocol and then next thing you know gun goes off hitting him between the eyes. Will I get a refund? I paid $50 bucks and my time isn’t up. 

I’d pay a $100 to keep shooting him, doubt I’d be alone. 

Bring a Sig Sauer P320 and "drop it".   There's a better than zero chance that it will go off on it's own.  

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