Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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Quite the OF today. 

[Pato del Muerto 53,333]

Nice to have been above .500 this deep  into the season

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Clearly Jankowski was the missing piece. 

Squeeze with Bubba here. 

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Haha, cue the elephants. 

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They’re pulling an us from yesterday. 

Our new lineup is unstoppable! 

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Bubba trying to stay on the team. 

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Alright, 3 home night games against KC next. 

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1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Bubba trying to stay on the team. 

With his speed and the new rules, I think he could find a place. I enjoyed not watching Grossman in RF today.

[Fudbelty 2,801]

Two Sundays in and we’re in first place!

[Elmer_Fudd 22,960]

Six of the next nine are against the Royals, who are averaging less than three runs a game so far.  Need to at least take 5/6 if not all of them.  Only matchup that looks slightly favored to KC is tomorrow with Heany vs Grienke.  Degrom faces former Ranger Jordan Lyles on Tuesday.

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Dude, we're not sweeping 6 from anyone, this is April baseball. 

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Welp, everyone that had April 10 on your bingo card, cash your ticket. 

Huff isn’t even on the radar anymore. 

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Jung sits, fast guys get to play again. 

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Jesus fuck, here comes the circus. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,960]

Pitiful start.

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Corey laser. 

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Um, 9 Ks in 3 is rather decent. 

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Corey ain't got them Bubba/Jankowski jets. 

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This is silly. 

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Wake up Jonah's grandma. 

[Herbie Hancock 7,452]

Pizza!

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The Bubba/Jankowski show is unstoppable. 

[Herbie Hancock 7,452]

Dolis Dinger!

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Fucking BOOM! 

We're gonna see a position player pitch tonight. 

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See? 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,960]

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

See? 

Guy is throwing low/mid 90's with an off speed pitch.

[Radical Larry 28,814]

He pitched some in college.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,960]

Threw it right by Adolis.

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His IF glove was sweet too. 

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I enjoyed tonight. 

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[HuntinHorn 996]

Good game tonight.

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3 games in a row for the fast kids. Miller may want to mix in a hit or two. 

 

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Hey, Brad listened. 

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Zero reason to slide there, Adolis. 

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Not strong defensive fundamentals here. 

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Jesus shit, Adolis has forgot defense lately. 

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Mother fucker, we’ll see Corey in May. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,960]

Well, that's an IL stint for Corey.

Edited April 12, 2023 by Elmer_Fudd

[BigDHornfan 6,625]

Well shit

[Radical Larry 28,814]

Amputation scheduled for Thursday

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Now Zeke gets to stay. Leody will be up tomorrow to take Corey's spot. 

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Brad will get to play more also with Josh no longer in LF. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,960]

Will Smith pulled a houdini to get out of that jam.

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Alright Jose, let's finish this. 

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Fuck, not this. 

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And shit. 

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Alright, let's walk this bitch off. 

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Fuck, that was a helluva play.