Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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I'll look later, but good chance we lead the sport in sac flies. 

Edited May 22, 2023 by shadow_operative2.0

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

Bullpen time in a tie game.  Buckle up.

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I promise it's not against the rules to take a pitch. 

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That half-inning was fucking embarrassing. 

[fellside 1076]

He kinda looked safe.

[shadow_operative2.0 15829]

He's safe. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

New day, same result for bullpen.

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

Pirates closer sports a 0.53 era, something we can only dream of.

Edited May 23, 2023 by Elmer_Fudd

[shadow_operative2.0 15829]

5:35 tomorrow. 

[AbeFroman 2114]

All with 2 outs

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

It's actually pretty amazing that the bullpen can pull this shit night after night on a consistent basis.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

So this hedges guy walks up to fat bottom girls huh

[shadow_operative2.0 15829]

Couldn't get tying run up for a sweat. 

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Outfielder Travis Jankowski and catcher Mitch Garver will begin rehab assignments with Triple-A Round Rock on Tuesday at Triple-A Albuquerque. They will be vastly different assignments.

Jankowski, who has been out since May 9 due to a hamstring strain, may play only two or three games and could be back for the Rangers series in Baltimore. Garver, however, could be on a two-week buildup toward catching again. 

Garver, dealing with a knee sprain, will not catch before Thursday. Manager Bruce Bochy said he would like Garver, who has been out since April 9, to build up to be able to catch back-to-back games. Garver, who played six games before the knee injury, has not caught on consecutive days since April 28-29 of last season. 

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Damn, our upcoming game times really fucking suck. 7 day games between now & June 5. 

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Usual, Zeke will play SS tomorrow 

[shadow_operative2.0 15829]

$100 to win roughly $167 if you parlay Rangers/Stars at current odds. 

[MAUFRAIS 6573]

Tried it out. Bet $100 to win $174.

[shadow_operative2.0 15829]

Ha, which odds went down? I just used ESPN’s real quick. 

Rangers -160, Stars -155 

[MAUFRAIS 6573]

Both were -150.

Maybe it’s because the Stars one says “OT included”?

[shadow_operative2.0 15829]

OT has to be included in the playoffs. Who knows which feed ESPN uses, or how often they update. 

[ConferenceRoom 6130]

1735 means I can actually watch a good chunk of the game. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15829]

We’ll take that start. 

[Dr Fear 1265]

Nice being on the other side of these types of innings for a change.

[ConferenceRoom 6130]

That’s one of the weirder journeys around the bases you’ll ever see. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15829]

No idea who that 1B was making a play. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15829]

He's out, let's roll. 

[ConferenceRoom 6130]

Yeah, he gone. 

[ConferenceRoom 6130]

Try swinging. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15829]

I do, however, recognize that 1B. 

[ConferenceRoom 6130]

Swish. 

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Donked that play up. 

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There's the middle of our order. 

[ConferenceRoom 6130]

Went to do bedtime and good things happen. You’re welcome. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15829]

Two balks for runs, sure. 

[ConferenceRoom 6130]

Jung is an asset. 

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3 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Tried it out. Bet $100 to win $174.

Well, at least you won't sweat. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15829]

Give Marcus off until Friday. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Put the glove in front of the base, guy. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15829]

Wonder if Brad is starting tomorrow, that's why Bruce threw him the courtesy AB there. 

[Herbie Hancock 7306]

Have a seat fuckstick

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Goddamn Nate, have a season, son. 

[Herbie Hancock 7306]

Raise your hand if you had Nate in the lead with 6 W's, 2 CG's, and 2.6 ERA 48 games into the season

[MAUFRAIS 6573]

Good thing we don’t care about hockey

[shadow_operative2.0 15829]

Don't see this line everyday. 

[Herbie Hancock 7306]

Full contact figure skating is for weirdos and people who put mayonnaise on french fries.

[Dr Fear 1265]

With the Rays drubbing we took over the run differential lead.

[shadow_operative2.0 15829]

Something’s up with Zeke, that 9th inning Brad AB didn’t make much sense. Josh gets to play SS. 

Edited May 24, 2023 by shadow_operative2.0

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[Dr Fear 1265]

Boom