Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

I'm just mad that a nice man like Boch got ejected. I mean come on. 

[DigDug 1669]

Shout out to the fellas in the Ellis Unit.

[Fudbelty 2788]

What if we were in prison?

[Trey3216 15346]

3 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Why are you so bent out of shape?  It was a shit call.  It had a material impact on the game.  if you want to be precise, the call increased Chicago's win probability from 46.6% to 78.9%.

And by the way, where is it written that Rangers' fandom is measured by the number of posts one has on a college football message board?

He has to prove his true fandom like Rocko posting paystubs and used corvette lease agreements.  

[Pato del Muerto 52490]

On 6/19/2023 at 10:01 PM, ztejas said:

This feels like a sweep.

The real culprit for last night 

[ztejas 43419]

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The real culprit for last night 

[shadow_operative2.0 15971]

39 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

He has to prove his true fandom like Rocko posting paystubs and used corvette lease agreements.  

If you truly believe this, the Waco is even stronger than I thought. 

[Trey3216 15346]

I'm not the one in here pounding my chest and my fists on the table bro 

[shadow_operative2.0 15971]

And you very rarely post during games, I’m going to assume you can’t watch either. 

Glad you’re here today though. 

[TrashMaster G 17553]

I've decided that if you haven't been rooting for the Rangers for at least 45 years, you are a newcomer and should just shut the fuck up!

I love arbitrary rules.

[Ghost of LL 15531]

20 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

And you very rarely post during games, I’m going to assume you can’t watch either. 

Glad you’re here today though. 

I missed the memo.  When was it mandated that one has to post during games on a rando college football message board to have Ranger Fan bona fides?

For the record, I'm a little bit busy watching the game to post . . . during the game.

[shadow_operative2.0 15971]

Okay, go back to texting Brisket. You deserve each other. 

[Herbie Hancock 7347]

Y'all keep bringing up Astros fans and Brisket and like Beetlejuice they'll fucking appear. Knock that shit off

[ztejas 43419]

Team starts winning games and everything goes to shit. 

Here's a pic of our Lord and Savior Corey Seager.

[shadow_operative2.0 15971]

Jank over Mitch again, let’s ride. Flipped 3/5 back too. 

 

[Jameslaw121 4448]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

And you very rarely post during games, I’m going to assume you can’t watch either. 

Glad you’re here today though. 

Meh. In fairness, I've posted a lot on the Ranger's threads. And not just when they are good. But I almost never post during the game. Even during commercials, I'm usually checking the other scores. 

I also rarely post in the UT football or Dallas Cowboys game threads either.

[shadow_operative2.0 15971]

And I wasn’t mentioning you. I know the regulars. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15971]

Let's kill 'em early tonight. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15971]

Goddamnit, that was a spinner. 

[AbeFroman 2156]

Need good teen tonight 

[shadow_operative2.0 15971]

Not ideal. 

[ztejas 43419]

12 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Let's kill 'em early tonight. 

About that.

[shadow_operative2.0 15971]

We're lucky it's only 1-0. 

[ztejas 43419]

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

We're lucky it's only 1-0. 

Seager the Messiah got us out of it nicely. 

[Skipper 6135]

LOL.  Reading this thread today reminds me why a bunch of Rangers fans/posters went rogue years ago and started a separate website for a while.

[shadow_operative2.0 15971]

We still post there too. 

[ztejas 43419]

LOL

We'll take it I guess.

[shadow_operative2.0 15971]

Nice play, Nintendo. 

[ztejas 43419]

Man. We're going to need the hitting with RISP tonight. 

[Scary Stranger 1714]

We still post there too. 

Wonder if my account still works.

[shadow_operative2.0 15971]

Yep, you're still on there. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15971]

Fuck yeah, Zeke! 

[Ignatius 4017]

Durans going to be a 30-HR guy some day; kid has some serious pop….

[shadow_operative2.0 15971]

This is pretty crazy. 

 

[Had Enough 2081]

Just checking in punks.

I’m a bandwagoner sort of. Don’t post during the games or really ever here. I need to cut back on my internets rather than increase them. 162 games is a lot.

But this Ranger team. They are pleasant to watch.

[ztejas 43419]

15 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

This is pretty crazy. 

 

I had someone from Tyler that was fairly close with their family say he thought Mahomes was a better baseball player. 

[Had Enough 2081]

That wouldn’t be surprising at that time. Probably had some major league instruction and didn’t take off in football until the Chiefs.

[shadow_operative2.0 15971]

Interesting call there, blue. 

[ztejas 43419]

Jung was selected as B12 player of the decade by D1 baseball.

His younger brother Jace was selected as B12 douchebag of the decade by D1 baseball. 

[beer 3220]

Can we hire some immigrants to officiate?

[shadow_operative2.0 15971]

Jonah, bitches!! 

[fellside 1114]

Heim says "review that shit". 

Fuck yeah.

[Radical Larry 28588]

Just Jonah doing Jonah things.

[shadow_operative2.0 15971]

Goddamn, what a fucking awful pitch. Thanks, bro. 

[Herbie Hancock 7347]

Me gusta Jonah

[AbeFroman 2156]

Hey hey what ya say!

[SameSame 1704]

Josh may need a day off.

[shadow_operative2.0 15971]

Leody needs diving lessons. 

[ztejas 43419]

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Leody needs diving lessons. 

Yeah I felt like he should have had that. That ball hung forever. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15971]

What the fuck, defense?