Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[shadow_operative2.0 15965]

A team again. Aroldis is available. 

[ztejas 43418]

I like our chances assuming Eovaldi doesn't allow 5 runs and Lowe and Garcia bat worth a shit. 

[beer 3220]

Here come the trash bros. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15965]

We'll take that start. 

[beer 3220]

Dats the way they do it

[Gucci_Suit 2644]

Jonah!

[Elmer_Fudd 22213]

No Framber Valdez for Houston tomorrow.

[SameSame 1704]

Get leadoff to 2nd and get nothing out of your best player.  Somebody has to step up and get us out of this funk.

[shadow_operative2.0 15965]

Good turn, kids. 

[beer 3220]

Damn close 

[beer 3220]

Strike zone is an oscillating parallelogram 

[ztejas 43418]

15 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Get leadoff to 2nd and get nothing out of your best player.  Somebody has to step up and get us out of this funk.

We've been doing this for weeks. At some point you have to think about shaking up the lineup.

[beer 3220]

Ump thought about it

[ztejas 43418]

Eovaldi dealing. Wake up, bats.

[Herbie Hancock 7345]

Eh I ain't mad at ya Marcus. I like the aggression

[SameSame 1704]

Jesus hell

Spoiler

 

 

[ztejas 43418]

I can't be too mad at Semien there because it was an awkward play but come the fuck on, man.

Edited July 1, 2023 by ztejas

[ztejas 43418]

Well. 1-0 good guys. 

Let's try and keep the wheels on this thing. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15965]

Jonah hitting some fucked up doubles today. 

[SameSame 1704]

have to get him home here

[SameSame 1704]

Damn Zeke, you on pain pills?  Just watch it and no hustle.

[shadow_operative2.0 15965]

Jank for Heisman. 

[SameSame 1704]

We'll take that

[shadow_operative2.0 15965]

Now lose one, Corey. 

[ztejas 43418]

Thanks for playing, Brown.

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15965]

Shit, hit it too hard. 

[SameSame 1704]

He almost did, almost put a hole in the fence.

[Scary Stranger 1714]

Chick in white behind home looks hot.

[Herbie Hancock 7345]

Need a hypnotist or some shit for Jung. This staring at strike three is getting ridiculous

[ztejas 43418]

Nice of Jung and Adolis to gift this scrub two Ks before they had to pull him. 

[beer 3220]

5 minutes ago, Scary Stranger said:

Chick in white behind home looks hot.

Dude, she's like 12

[Gucci_Suit 2644]

Altuve is a midget cheating clown. 

Edited July 1, 2023 by Gucci_Suit

[ztejas 43418]

These men have families, Eovaldi.

[beer 3220]

Got both the cheater brothers in a row!

These men probably have multiple families, Eovaldi.

Edited July 1, 2023 by beer

[Scary Stranger 1714]

Dude, she's like 12

Whaaaat?

[shadow_operative2.0 15965]

CJ may like him some Jank more than I do. 

[Gucci_Suit 2644]

We are excellent at stranding runners  

[Hagbard Celine 10853]

12 minutes ago, Scary Stranger said:

Whaaaat?

that woman is mid-30s with giant tits

[Gucci_Suit 2644]

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

that woman is mid-30s with giant tits

Next suite over. The girl in her 20’s with small tits. 
 

has not seen 1 single pitch of this game. On phone or talking to people. 

Edited July 1, 2023 by Gucci_Suit

[ztejas 43418]

2 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

We are excellent at stranding runners  

If by "we" you mean Nathaniel Lowe, then yes.

Although it isn't his fault someone is always on base for him. 

[Gucci_Suit 2644]

Just now, Gucci_Suit said:

Next suite over. The girl in her 20’s with small tits. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

If by "we" you mean Nathaniel Lowe, then yes.

Although it isn't his fault someone is always on base for him. 

I was blaming myself for not having the right mojo in front on my tv. 

[Hagbard Celine 10853]

4 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Next suite over. The girl in her 20’s with small tits. 
 

has not seen 1 single pitch of this game. On phone or talking to people. 

operative2, do your thing please

can we get a side-by-side?

[beer 3220]

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

that woman is mid-30s with giant tits

Ok I will stipulate that there may be more than 1 female with a white shirt roughly behind the plate. And she looks fun. 

[ztejas 43418]

Nathan did his job. 

Bring it home fellas.

[Herbie Hancock 7345]

That'll do Josh

[shadow_operative2.0 15965]

Interesting route, Magellan. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15965]

Call Sam back up, Jonah didn't go 4-4. 

[Scary Stranger 1714]

Next suite over. The girl in her 20’s with small tits. 
 
has not seen 1 single pitch of this game. On phone or talking to people. 

This is the one I meant but I also saw the big titties. So, both.

[beer 3220]

[Scary Stranger 1714]

Have I not been paying attention or did they turn off the strike zone box mid-game?