Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[SameSame 1711]

would have been cool if our 4 or 5 hitters could just put a bat on it like that

[DougO 5257]

Rangers seem pretty .500ish these days.

[brojangles2 786]

How many balls can possibly be hit to a place where someone SHOULD be fucking standing, instead they’re half ass shifted. Fuck. 

[DigDug 1709]

This whole all-star ish distraction has been a curse to this team.

[Elmer_Fudd 22620]

This team peaked when they were 20 games over .500, doubt we get back that high again.

[Gucci_Suit 2673]

Fuck all this. So fucking Rangers. 

[DigDug 1709]

This is one of the most interesting half-innings I've seen this year.

[Gucci_Suit 2673]

Cute

[Firemans4Horn 18303]

Cool bullpen. 
 

maybe we use #4 on Dillon Taint or the guy from last year with a trashed elbow?

[ztejas 43744]

10 hours ago, DougO said:

Rangers seem pretty .500ish these days.

We've actually been considerably worse. We're 11-17 in our last 28. 

[Jameslaw121 4455]

I would be happy to limp into the All-Star break with 1 or 2 game lead. Get some rest. Trade for another bull pen arm and bring up Speas

[shadow_operative2.0 16059]

The 11 am Sunday game is on Peacock. 

[Jameslaw121 4455]

16 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

The 11 am Sunday game is on Peacock. 

fucking dammit.

[shadow_operative2.0 16059]

11 am on a Sunday should be shot anyway. 

[Jameslaw121 4455]

5 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

11 am on a Sunday should be shot anyway. 

No shit. This is going to fuck up my Sunday morning. Usually I get up do the yardwork, shower. Then fill up and wash the car. Then head to a bar at 11:00. I doubt they will be able to get the game on....

[shadow_operative2.0 16059]

Better find a soccer bar to have Peacock. 

[Vic Mackey 47307]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

The 11 am Sunday game is on Peacock. 

Oh yay, a game I can finally watch lol.

[Dr Fear 1269]

[ztejas 43744]

How the fuck are we -195 tonight? I'd hit that WAS ML if I was a baseball bettor. 

[beer 3246]

Nice start

[ztejas 43744]

I don't like our city unis but I like them better than whatever the fuck WAS is wearing.

[ztejas 43744]

Cmon Bradford shut the door here...

Good job. Now we just need 6 insurance runs before the BP gets a crack at this. 

Edited July 8, 2023 by ztejas

[Fudbelty 2793]

Nice speed Nathaniel.

[Fudbelty 2793]

Do not like Bacsik doing commentary.

[ztejas 43744]

First team in 50 years with 5 all star starters.

(just don't actually watch the team play baseball)

[dcar00 14607]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

First team in 50 years with 5 all star starters.

(just don't actually watch the team play baseball)

47 years.  76 Reds - I'm guessing Morgan, Rose, Bench, Foster, Concepcion?

[Dr Fear 1269]

How the fuck are we -195 tonight? I'd hit that WAS ML if I was a baseball bettor. 

Bradford + road + not playing particularly well

[ztejas 43744]

4 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

How the fuck are we -195 tonight? I'd hit that WAS ML if I was a baseball bettor. 

Bradford + road + not playing particularly well

Right. I follow. -195 means we were close to 2 to 1 to win. That seemed fairly optimistic to me.

[ztejas 43744]

[DougO 5257]

Did they not watch the last game? Glenn otto not be in there.

Way to try to ruin a perfectly nice rookie start.

 

[DigDug 1709]

Pull his ass

[ztejas 43744]

Get this fucking dickhead out of the game. Unreal. 

I wasn't lying when I said we needed 6 insurance. Motherfuck.

[SameSame 1711]

Get him the fuck out of the game.

[ztejas 43744]

Not terrible I guess. Way to battle back.

[DigDug 1709]

The carrot or the stick, looks like Otto's a stick kind of guy.

There you go Corey

[Herbie Hancock 7392]

Seager smash. Me gusta

[Herbie Hancock 7392]

Dolis Dinger is fun

[ztejas 43744]

I somehow missed both of those jacks despite watching 90% of this game.

Guess I'll go outside and kill myself and y'all can enjoy the WS win.

[DigDug 1709]

Please don't tell me Jonah hurt himself on that swing.

[DigDug 1709]

Bochy's out here hitting on 17

No one say it

[Herbie Hancock 7392]

Pizza!

[ztejas 43744]

Never a doubt. Fuck that dickhead that was questioning us being favored tonight.

[Gucci_Suit 2673]

That’s better. 

[Dr Fear 1269]

WTH is up with the Nats home/road record splits???

[ztejas 43744]

3 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

WTH is up with the Nats home/road record splits???

I don't know but that stadium is a fucking abortion. 

[Dr Fear 1269]

I don't know but that stadium is a fucking abortion. 

I did appreciate the bullpen cart.

[TexasGary 853]

I haven't seen any comments on this in any other threads so I thought I would post here.  WTF?

 

 

[AbeFroman 2937]

The Nats have uniforms like it's laundry day.

[beer 3246]

Well this is suboptimal 

[beer 3246]

ERA of 36 should be high score