Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[ztejas 43548]

LOL they almost airmailed another one. 

[BigDHornfan 6553]

The meltdown in the Astros thread is amusing

[beer 3222]

Wonder if Ohtani is doubting his life choices?

[AbeFroman 2207]

We'll take the out, but that was awful.

[mdmost 43059]

Very outside but it was still a pretty pitch. 

[DigDug 1675]

3 minutes ago, beer said:

Wonder if Ohtani is doubting his life choices?

Shiiit he's about to get a billion yen

[Fudbelty 2791]

That was smoked.

[shadow_operative2.0 16034]

Let's get a couple more, then let Jank/little Josh/Hedges finish. 

[beer 3222]

Buck rule double?

[Pato del Muerto 52622]

Garver is on a serious heater 

[AbeFroman 2207]

5 minutes ago, beer said:

Buck rule double?

Book rule, or rule-book double.  Just another way of saying ground-rule.

[Wally Pryor 5263]

Scherzer just toying with them.

[mdmost 43059]

Just a beast out there. 

[beer 3222]

He sliced it

[shadow_operative2.0 16034]

Robbie/JPM show, just like we drew it up. 

[ztejas 43548]

C ya

[DigDug 1675]

Wooo pull those hands in

[shadow_operative2.0 16034]

Welp, there's the pizza runs to sit our big boys. 

[beer 3222]

I should really start betting the over

[Herbie Hancock 7376]

Marcus likes pizza

[beer 3222]

No shit, after Atlanta scored 21 Sunday, and 11 tonight

[DigDug 1675]

Fly, fly away

[shadow_operative2.0 16034]

Adolis, bitches. 

[ztejas 43548]

Adolis made that look so easy. Like a soft 9 iron.

[mdmost 43059]

That didn't even seem like he was trying that hard to hit that out. 

[Pato del Muerto 52622]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Adolis made that look so easy. Like a soft 9 iron.

Damn near had a club twirl too

[SameSame 1705]

I am so glad we don't do some hanky home run crap, like give the guys a buster scruggs hat and rootin tootin pistols to twirl.

[TrashMaster G 17630]

I like the August Rangers much better than the June/July Rangers.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

[shadow_operative2.0 16034]

32 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Let's get a couple more, then let Jank/little Josh/Hedges finish. 

Ha, all 3 in. 

[ztejas 43548]

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I like the August Rangers much better than the June/July Rangers.

I like the spirit that they've shown the entire season. 

I was not a fan of some of the results in June/July. 

[AbeFroman 2207]

Look at teen out here, working fast with an attitude and getting outs.

[beer 3222]

Well the angels did it

Edited August 15, 2023 by beer

[DigDug 1675]

whats this guys problem?

[mdmost 43059]

We've got BP at the mound and high throws to first. This is great. 

[Pato del Muerto 52622]

The thing of it is, fuck the angels 

[beer 3222]

That ladt pitch was 84mph?

[AbeFroman 2207]

Nice little Monday

[CowtownHorn 5126]

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

Nice little Monday

Sure takes the sting off of yesterday. 

[beer 3222]

Beisball been berry berry good to me

[CowtownHorn 5126]

1 minute ago, beer said:

Beisball been berry berry good to me

Interview of the year! Loving me some JPM.

Edited August 15, 2023 by CowtownHorn

[TrashMaster G 17630]

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The thing of it is, fuck the angels 

You misspelled Astros

[Guest]

24 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

That’s what you call a value-add bar chart. 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

That’s a pretty decent start.

[shadow_operative2.0 16034]

Here's more from Jared. 

 

[SameSame 1705]

And the Royals came back and beat Seattle.

[TxTower 652]

You two knuckleheads want to engage with that fucking imbecile that's fine, but quit quoting him and subjecting the rest of us to his idiocy because everyone else put him on ignore a long time ago

Good advice. You’ll have to forgive me because I don’t post here every day but I’ve seen his shit posts before so I should’ve known. Troll or imbecile he should be put on ignore. He offers nothing here.

[DigDug 1675]

7 hours ago, SameSame said:

And the Royals came back and beat Seattle.

You just don’t walk into Andy Kaufman stadium and start running shit.

[Fudbelty 2791]

40.
A’s should be eliminated by middle of next week.

[Wally Pryor 5263]

Major league record set last night. Rangers have faced 11 position players pitching this season, breaking Atlanta's record from '21. 

Lots of white flags.