Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[animetobacco 155]

Not sure which Red Sox we are going to get. We could sweep or get swept. This team is impossible to handicap.

Baltimore, on the other hand, has already clinched which behooves the Cheaters you'd think.

[Trey3216 15308]

I see that Langford and Leiter have been promoted to AAA

[shadow_operative2.0 15741]

Jung playing 3B, hitting 5th. Still debating on whether to activate Adolis. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15741]

Let’s ride. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15741]

Adolis is back too. New lineup

 

Huff & Ornelas down. 

[animetobacco 155]

33 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Adolis is back too. New lineup

 

Huff & Ornelas down. 

Ornelas down before Josh Smith, eh.

[shadow_operative2.0 15741]

We're winning in bot 3. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15741]

Not no mo' in top 5. 

[animetobacco 155]

23 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Not no mo' in top 5. 

Balt is winning in top 5, tho!

[shadow_operative2.0 15741]

Winning in bot 7. 

[animetobacco 155]

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Winning in bot 7. 

Baby Evan doing work!

[ztejas 42819]

Feel like we may need another run or two...

Edited September 19, 2023 by ztejas

[ztejas 42819]

And right after I type that Smith almost kills a guy.

[animetobacco 155]

If the bullpen blows this lead..............

[ztejas 42819]

I was about to go to bed and decided to turn this shit on. Guess I'll stick it out and watch Smith blow another game for us 

[Herbie Hancock 7275]

Well fuck here we go

[AbeFroman 2051]

Will Smith is batting practice.

[gofuckyourself 8066]

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Feel like we may need another run or two...

Haha. One or two.

Our bullpen needs 11 or 12.

[shadow_operative2.0 15741]

Mother fucker. 

[ztejas 42819]

What a fucking shitshow. Who even wants to watch this in the playoffs...

[Fudbelty 2777]

Will Smith is aids.

[gofuckyourself 8066]

Will Smith ladies and gents. Take a bow you fucking piece of shit.

[AbeFroman 2051]

Absolute garbage

[gofuckyourself 8066]

Why the fuck didn't Stratton start that inning. Because I think ... follow me way out on this limb here ... that Will Smith isn't someone to rely on to hold on to a fucking lead.

[ztejas 42819]

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Why the fuck didn't Stratton start that inning. Because I think ... follow me way out on this limb here ... that Will Smith isn't someone to rely on to hold on to a fucking lead.

Bochy is just spraying diarrhea on the wall at this point. 

[Fudbelty 2777]

Well when diarrhea is all you’ve got to use…

[gsoda3 3196]

i've got an idea involving will smith, rockets, and the sun.

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

Chris Young went into the trade deadline and decided Will Smith could get the job done. Nice work. 

[Firemans4Horn 17261]

At least we got to see a hall of fame manager!

 

 

 

 

[ztejas 42819]

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

At least we got to see a hall of fame manager!

 

 

 

 

We'd be 3.5 up in the division going just .500 on save attempts in those 16.

[dcar00 13961]

39 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

At least we got to see a hall of fame manager!

 

 

 

 

is anyone surprised really?  these guys suck ass.  you can't win when you don't have ANY relievers worth a shit AND you lose 2 of your best starters.  this has been over for 3 weeks. the Astros are a real team that doesn't have a huge bag of losers in their pen.  they had a nice little streak but now we just waiting to see how stupid shit gets.

[DougO 5231]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

What a fucking shitshow. Who even wants to watch this in the playoffs...

 

[DougO 5231]

Austin Hedges probably could have closed better than 3 for 16. 

[gofuckyourself 8066]

1 hour ago, DougO said:

Austin Hedges probably could have closed better than 3 for 16. 

Austin Powers could have also.

Or just hedges. The fucking shrubberies.

[shadow_operative2.0 15741]

Mix in a win, ladies. 

[AbeFroman 2051]

Would have been a good day to open the roof.

[Herbie Hancock 7275]

Dolis Dinger!

[shadow_operative2.0 15741]

Welcome back, Cuban. 

[Herbie Hancock 7275]

Would have been a good day to open the roof.

I'm guessing you don't follow the weather channel

[ztejas 42819]

100 RBIs.

Nice. 

[beer 3197]

Gazonk!

[AbeFroman 2051]

4 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

I'm guessing you don't follow the weather channel

Just God's tears

[beer 3197]

Lulzs at the Adolis glamour shot, looking up with sad puppy eyes

[brojangles2 769]

How does Jung not go to the bag there

on the ground ball? Wtf. Would have saved a run. Now this shit. 

[beer 3197]

Ball 5, walk

[gofuckyourself 8066]

2 on no outs. I'm ready to be hurt again.

[shadow_operative2.0 15741]

Keep fucking scoring here. 

[Hagbard Celine 10558]

you will be hurt

driveby post to let everyone know i'm watching

i haven't seen a rangers win since may

i've watched 20 losses in a row

here to kill off the season so we can concentrate on football

[shadow_operative2.0 15741]

Um what, Corey?! 

[Herbie Hancock 7275]

Motherfucker