Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[ztejas 43,266]

We aren't winning this series until our $100M infield can hit the fucking ball. 

[gofuckyourself 8,122]

Pop Up: The 2023 Rangers ALCS Story

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Just now, ztejas said:

We aren't winning this series until our $100M infield can hit the fucking ball. 

They don't have any problems hitting the ball.  It goes straight up in the air every time.  

[gsoda3 3,237]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

it's not necessarily the pitches, it's the location.  

 it's both.  you can't leave anything over the heart of the plate to this team.  it's so weird that andrew's? jonah's? bochy/maddux's? gameplan was hey let's throw them a bunch of non breaking pitches.  and that there wasn't an emphasis on finding the edges.  they have team meetings about this.

[NorthLoop 14,094]

I still feel like we're gonna win this one.

[gsoda3 3,237]

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I still feel like we're gonna win this one.

keep that hopium coming.

[NorthLoop 14,094]

God Smoltz is a beating.

[Firemans4Horn 17,839]

Seager is 2-14 with no walks and no XBH’s

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I still feel like we're gonna win this one.

[gsoda3 3,237]

ah man we're wasting a challenge.

[dcar00 14,036]

I think he got him but they won't overturn.

[gofuckyourself 8,122]

He's out.

[Herbie Hancock 7,308]

We ain't getting that overturned

[ztejas 43,266]

Houston would be so fucked if we could have Montgomery start every game. 

[gofuckyourself 8,122]

Astros patience at the plate is like 180 from the first two games. Or the pitches suck worse. Both I'm sure.

[brojangles2 781]

Christ, I hate bad baseball so fucking much. More than anything else in sports. Would rather watch this years Texas ou every day for a year than watch bad baseball. Fuck this shit. 

[dcar00 14,036]

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Astros patience at the plate is like 180 from the first two games. Or the pitches suck worse. Both I'm sure.

the pitches suck worse.  no change in eye level and poor location.  It is what it is.  at some point our lineup is going to have to show up to win this.

[NorthLoop 14,094]

Wtf was Seager doing there?

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LOL just getting Adolis to swing at high cheese

[shadow_operative2.0 15,835]

Adolis, bitches. 

[ztejas 43,266]

More of that.

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Haha can’t lower it like that

[Fudbelty 2,785]

We’re not totally dead.

[gofuckyourself 8,122]

Fuck yes.

[SpiralOut 1,809]

Still got some life in us.

[NorthLoop 14,094]

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[Herbie Hancock 7,308]

Needed that one

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Keep it rolling

[mdmost 42,866]

Nice shot. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,835]

Stay hot, big Josh. 

[gofuckyourself 8,122]

Now we're talking. Glad he stopped trying to catch that.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,835]

We'll take it. 

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That will work

[mdmost 42,866]

Chipping away. Keep it going. 

[gofuckyourself 8,122]

Fuck he just missed that. Wow.

[SpiralOut 1,809]

We'll take a sac fly.

[Herbie Hancock 7,308]

That'll do Josh

[ztejas 43,266]

That works JJ.

And fuck me he hung that first pitch to Leody...

[LTtxfan 48,985]

Nice AB Jung...  only 1 run down in bottom 2nd

[BigDHornfan 6,542]

Fuck that banana behind home plate

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Well let’s hope Dane settles in

[Trey3216 15,325]

35 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

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I mean, Kinsler did throw out the first pitch yesterday.  

[Ignatius 4,002]

Lol I’m not saying shit tonight…

[gofuckyourself 8,122]

Jung. Someone say weak arm yesterday?

[BigDHornfan 6,542]

Who was the dipshit they said Josh didn’t have an arm?

[LTtxfan 48,985]

Holy Fuck... hell of a defensive play Jung

[shadow_operative2.0 15,835]

That dog will hunt, Dane. 

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Time to

[gofuckyourself 8,122]

Just what the doctor ordered 

[LTtxfan 48,985]

1-2-3

Nice top of 3rd