Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[Dbeasy 14971]

Why tha fuck r the rangers swinging at all the first pitches. It’s just making it easy for Verlander. So stupid. 

[SpiralOut 1809]

Just swing at every first fucking pitch.  Why wait?  Go ahead and pop them all up so we can get this ALCS over with.  Fucks sake.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Jesus Christ

[gsoda3 3237]

Barrel. The. Fastball.

[Surly Bevo 24697]

It’s all in those two heads now and unfortunately you don’t get the advantage of a mental timeout.

[DigDug 1649]

We are a collection of fucking morons.

[Jameslaw121 4445]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

It’s all in those two heads now and unfortunately you don’t get the advantage of a mental timeout.

Or, and I have weird idea. Tell them to take the first fucking pitch

[TexasGary 833]

37 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Oh look Marcus and Corey popped up again

I can save you a post and put this here.

[Firemans4Horn 17840]

Corey and Marcus are going to send us home at this rate. 

[Surly Bevo 24697]

LOL at the idea that Bregman pitch was “in”. It may have been slightly on the inside of the middle 1/3 of the plate but it wasn’t “in”

[dcar00 14036]

500M dollars worth of choking bitches.  all so predictable. 

Edited October 20, 2023 by dcar00

[Surly Bevo 24697]

Nice play Adolis

[Firemans4Horn 17840]

5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Why tha fuck r the rangers swinging at all the first pitches. It’s just making it easy for Verlander. So stupid. 

The pitch to Semien was right down the pipe. Probably the best pitch he was going to see in the at bat. 

[Surly Bevo 24697]

Can Monty be our designated pitcher to Alvarez?

[Jameslaw121 4445]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The pitch to Semien was right down the pipe. Probably the best pitch he was going to see in the at bat. 

If thats the best pitch he sees and thats what he does with it???

[BigDHornfan 6542]

Montgomery needs to go whoop some fucking ass in the dugout

[dcar00 14036]

36 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

I've been watching the series but not posting. I just don't understand Semien's approach at this point. You've been terrible all playoffs and you are the lead-off hitter. Stop trying to hit the shit out of the ball. His slump has made it way easier to pitch to Seager because there's never anybody on base. 

username and such

[dcar00 14036]

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Corey and Marcus are going to send us home at this rate. 

yep.  the only reason we are in this at all is because of heroic efforts of our only 2 starting pitchers.  

[LTtxfan 48986]

37 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

I've been watching the series but not posting. I just don't understand Semien's approach at this point. You've been terrible all playoffs and you are the lead-off hitter. Stop trying to hit the shit out of the ball. His slump has made it way easier to pitch to Seager because there's never anybody on base. 

After the Seattle series, the Rangers became much more patient at the plate vs Rays.   It continued against Orioles.  

They see freakin' astros team in Arlington, and start pressing again.  Fuck... gotta win this game today somehow.  

[dcar00 14036]

hey look another pop up.

[Surly Bevo 24697]

Hitting is contagious and right now this team is wearing some fucking biohazard suits.

[gsoda3 3237]

The pitches we're swinging at aren't bad pitches to hit. We're just missing them because we're sitting off speed.

[dcar00 14036]

verlander is gonna go 8 at this rate.

[Jameslaw121 4445]

Just now, dcar00 said:

verlander is gonna go 8 at this rate.

So is Montgomery. Astros are going to wind up winning 2-1

[LTtxfan 48986]

But they aren't getting Verlander into deep counts.  Rangers hitters are not showing enough patience thru 4 innings...  

[Surly Bevo 24697]

[Jameslaw121 4445]

Fucking bench that piece of shit

[NorthLoop 14094]

Oh for fucks sake

[Herbie Hancock 7310]

Jesus fuck Marcus has money on Hou.

[LTtxfan 48986]

WTH was that at 2nd base...

FUK

[DigDug 1649]

Absolute waste of a challenge, even our coaches have now got the fucking moron bug

[freyguy 4245]

[LTtxfan 48986]

C'mon get Altuve out  🙏🙏🙏

[Jameslaw121 4445]

Fans need to boo semien when he comes up to bat. He is horribad

[beer 3217]

Cheating pussy

[Surly Bevo 24697]

Thanks for the shitty bunt midge

[LTtxfan 48986]

HaHaHa😂😂😂😂😂😂

[beer 3217]

"not his best work"

[Constant 6722]

Uhh…thanks?

[dcar00 14036]

nice job.

[Herbie Hancock 7310]

Squeezed out of that tight spot unscathed and it only took two more pitches to do it. Now we pull our heads out of our asses here

[beer 3217]

1 minute ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Fans need to boo semien when he comes up to bat. He is horribad

This ain't Boston

[Jameslaw121 4445]

I am amazed this game is only 1-0. This feels much worse

[Surly Bevo 24697]

At this rate we are getting put to sleep in 2:20

[Jameslaw121 4445]

1 minute ago, beer said:

This ain't Boston

You're right. They've won a world series

[Vic Mackey 46936]

I am amazed this game is only 1-0. This feels much worse

1-0 with this offense feels insurmountable.

[Jameslaw121 4445]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

3 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

I am amazed this game is only 1-0. This feels much worse

1-0 with this offense feels insurmountable.

This feels worse than the last two losses. I can't say why, but it does

[dcar00 14036]

Lowe baby.

[Surly Bevo 24697]

Oppo Taco

[shadow_operative2.0 15838]

Nate, bitches.