Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[Fudbelty 2765]

I do t think the umpire is sitting behind the plate correctly. His zone is a bit skewed.

[hookem48 4603]

Lowe continuing his mastery of missing balls by 2 feet

[beer 3196]

Clear fuckin ball

[Surly Bevo 24249]

I’m greedy. I wanted more.

[DougO 5223]

Don't be swinging at that wildass shit.

[hookem48 4603]

can't be mad about 3 runs but fuck those were 2 shitty ass at bats

[Sgt Hulk 13484]

Can’t leave them on 3rd

[C-Man 26536]

I’m greedy. I wanted more.

Yep. Feel like we left some on the table there. Hope it doesn’t matter tonight.

Let’s go Max!

[Firemans4Horn 16854]

Too bad Lowe-t and Jung came up in that situation. Opportunity to blow the game open is wasted. 

[pops 6946]

3 is nice. Could have driven the stake right through the trash banging heart. 

[dcar00 13861]

Lowe just doesn't battle.  He has one swing and ball either hits the bat or it doesn't.

jung wasn't much better.

should have been 4 

Let's go 1,2,3 here.

[Surly Bevo 24249]

Let’s channel 2019 Max

[shadow_operative2.0 15670]

Not ideal. 

[dcar00 13861]

sheesh Max.  you know he is sitting FB.

[Firemans4Horn 16854]

We need a short hook with meatball Max

[Sgt Hulk 13484]

Fucking scherzer tho 

[hookem48 4603]

not sure why you'd throw a ball near the strike zone on the midget's first pitch

[SpiralOut 1787]

Is this an intentional walk that's not supposed to look like an intentional walk?

[shadow_operative2.0 15670]

Fuck. 

[Surly Bevo 24249]

Damnit

[Trey3216 15298]

Gonna be a wild one 

[gofuckyourself 8023]

That was a fucking big DP.

[Herbie Hancock 7270]

Skated out of that one

[SpiralOut 1787]

Well this was always going to happen.  Gonna be a wild one tonight.

[shadow_operative2.0 15670]

Fuck yeah! 

[Surly Bevo 24249]

There we go

Settle down

[hookem48 4603]

ok I was wrong, I'm fucking pissed with only 3 in the first

[gofuckyourself 8023]

If this ends up a 10-9 slugfest I'm gonna need more black tar heroin.

[ztejas 42744]

That's okay. We'll live with that.

Just now, hookem48 said:

I'm fucking pissed with only 3 in the first

[Vic Mackey 46582]

ok I was wrong, I'm fucking pissed with only 3 in the first

Really wanted to get 4. Runner on 3rd and 1 out. Needed to find a way to get that guy home.

[gsoda3 3187]

ok I was wrong, I'm fucking pissed with only 3 in the first

Runner on 3rd with 1 out we gotta get him home.

[dcar00 13861]

get 3 more.

[ztejas 42744]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

ok I was wrong, I'm fucking pissed with only 3 in the first

Really wanted to get 4. Runner on 3rd and 1 out. Needed to find a way to get that guy home.

 

Just now, gsoda3 said:

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

ok I was wrong, I'm fucking pissed with only 3 in the first

Runner on 3rd with 1 out we gotta get him home.

Well. The Astros didn't get him home.

[Surly Bevo 24249]

Be patient.

[Vic Mackey 46582]

Well. The Astros didn't get him home.

Yeah, well fuck the Astros lol

[SpiralOut 1787]

Yo, Marcus.  In case no one has told you, you're supposed to be one of the best hitters in baseball.  

Edited October 24, 2023 by SpiralOut

[Scary Stranger 1708]

That was a fucking big DP.

[ztejas 42744]

How about inside the zone to get a hit? 

[shadow_operative2.0 15670]

Corey lives. 

[Surly Bevo 24249]

Corey is dialed in

[SpiralOut 1787]

So glad Corey finally woke up.

[dcar00 13861]

marcus PU Semien

[Trey3216 15298]

Almost a real nice piece of hitting by Carter there.  

[gsoda3 3187]

Well. The Astros didn't get him home.

That's the plan.

[Surly Bevo 24249]

Man Carter is fast. He was out but not by that much.

[pops 6946]

Was that an @immamac sighting in Houston in the seager mariners jersey???

[dcar00 13861]

lets go Max settle in.

[ztejas 42744]

LOL fucking horseshit blue. 

[Surly Bevo 24249]

Jesus this ump

[Elmer_Fudd 22002]

Lulz ump started to call strike then stops.