Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[AbeFroman 2,156]

Take it easy boys, don't kill the old codger

[DougO 5,243]

Can the Rangers win it all with home field disadvantage?

[Nicole44 22,059]

5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Let’s go D backs.  Fuck all things Philly 

Yes. Fuck all things Philly. 

[BERT 4,358]

Good lord, Garcia’s traps make me jealous. Traps on top of traps

[BonzoMontreaux 1,038]

Incredible journey to get to this point. Let’s win 4.

[TexEx15 17,509]

On 2/5/2023 at 8:57 PM, Fudbelty said:

 

On 2/7/2023 at 10:07 AM, Native Horn said:

In on Page One.

On paper, look pretty strong.  Pitching improved, new coaching regime.  SHOW ME MORE THAN 90 LOSSES!

 

On 2/11/2023 at 8:59 AM, CowtownHorn said:

 

On 2/14/2023 at 8:46 AM, Snake Diggity said:

The Rangers seem like they’re only one player away from making the playoffs.  Why they weren’t more proactive about upgrading their OF is beyond me.  They spent all that money on middle IF last season then dumped a fortune into their rotation, and they didn’t have enough to patch LF with Mitch Haniger or Joey Gallo or Michael Conforto?

 

That said I think Young has made several good moves this offseason and this will be a very competitive team.  Heaney, Duffy, and Eovaldi are 3 of the potential best value pitching signings of the offseason.

 

On 2/17/2023 at 3:32 PM, BachelorTrek said:

 

On 2/17/2023 at 5:24 PM, Fudbelty said:

Championship

 

On 2/26/2023 at 2:38 PM, DougO said:

Rangers on Bally today, looking like preseason champs.

 

Fun to look at some of the posts on the first page.

[DougO 5,243]

19 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

So who we rooting for tomorrow??

Rooting for a 28 inning game.

[jeevsie 3,733]

World Series!!!!

[dcar00 14,181]

Just now, DougO said:

Rooting for a 28 inning game.

that has to be stopped and finished on Wednesday.

[gofuckyourself 8,209]

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fun to look at some of the posts on the first page.

Shit.

Go look at posts from the last week of the regular season.

People were losing their minds all over.

[Dr Fear 1,268]

Fun to look at some of the posts on the first page.

I did this yesterday, it really is.

[SpiralOut 1,813]

On the one hand, I want Harper and Schwarber as far away from our pitchers as possible.  On the other hand, it would be glorious to go into that rowdy park of theirs, beat their ass, and crush Harper's WS dreams.

[C-Man 27,214]

Looks like I’ll be at Dicks and/or Academy tomorrow

As usual, the ALCS champ gear is terrible. I’m holding out for WS Champ gear this time. Might pick up a jersey with the WS patch on the sleeve.

[cactusflinthead 27,598]

No comment 

[C-Man 27,214]

On the one hand, I want Harper and Schwarber as far away from our pitchers as possible.  On the other hand, it would be glorious to go into that rowdy park of theirs, beat their ass, and crush Harper's WS dreams.

I actually love watching Harper play. He’s full throttle and one hell of a player.

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

On 2/11/2023 at 8:59 AM, CowtownHorn said:

I’m the fucking man. I am him.

Edited October 24, 2023 by CowtownHorn

[TexEx15 17,509]

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

No comment 

[Ghost of LL 15,531]

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

No comment 

Fucker just lost Tarrant County in 2024.

[C-Man 27,214]

No comment 

What a fuckstick. I hope he stays far away from the GILF. Hopefully, he gets to “Dallas” and wonders where the ballpark is.

[DougO 5,243]

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

No comment 

 

[TexEx15 17,509]

 

[gyroprotagonist 2,592]

Lol at Lowe 'thanking' his teammates for knocking the starting pitcher out before he even had a chance to bat thus wasting all the prep work he did

[strangulation! 1,716]

Arod is starting to look like Mel brooks

[TrashMaster G 17,551]

1 minute ago, gyroprotagonist said:

Lol at Lowe 'thanking' his teammates for knocking the starting pitcher out before he even had a chance to bat thus wasting all the prep work he did

That was pretty funny.

[ztejas 43,418]

6 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

No comment 

It's Arlington you stupid fuck. 

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2,943]

15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yes. Fuck all things Philly. 

Philly

[ChiTownDoc 21,152]

Hell yes.  
fuckkkkkk the Astros!

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2,943]

Seager drug his massive nuts all over MMP tonight. Then Adolis bukkaked all over their fat chola’s faces. Repeatedly. 

[mdmost 43,001]

World Series

Best-of-seven series

Texas Rangers vs. TBD

• Game 1: TBD at Rangers, Friday, Oct. 27 (FOX)

• Game 2: TBD at Rangers, Saturday, Oct. 28 (FOX)

• Game 3: Rangers at TBD, Monday, Oct. 30 (FOX)

• Game 4: Rangers at TBD, Tuesday, Oct. 31 (FOX)

• Game 5*: Rangers at TBD, Wednesday, Nov. 1 (FOX)

• Game 6*: TBD at Rangers, Friday, Nov. 3 (FOX)

• Game 7*: TBD at Rangers, Saturday, Nov. 4 (FOX)

[shadow_operative2.0 15,965]

Imagine Halloween night in Philly. 

[LTtxfan 49,170]

Might be Snakes in AZ ???

 

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

[hookem48 4,687]

28 minutes ago, DougO said:

Rooting for a 28 inning game.

after 3 days of rain

[Trey3216 15,346]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

[Firemans4Horn 18,046]

Who’s got the pre-sale code for tickets?

[Fudbelty 2,788]

[C-Man 27,214]

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Who’s got the pre-sale code for tickets?

Wasn’t there some kind of sale today? Is there another one? I’d love this too if somebody has it.

[LTtxfan 49,170]

AWESOME WIN !!!

[MAUFRAIS 6,623]

Shouldn’t Scoops have interviewed Baker?

[shadow_operative2.0 15,965]

Thanks, bros. 

[Vic Mackey 47,019]

 

[cafe society 2,864]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I like our odds against Zona better. I don't like the Phillies redemption tour angle. 

Nah.  We've historically held our own against the Phillies.  The entire NL West kicks the living shit out of the Rangers.  Okay, they MAY break even with the Rockies, but the rest of the division is toxic to the Rangers.

[gofuckyourself 8,209]

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Thanks, bros. 

Wouldn't it be something if the Cardinals help the Rangers finally win it all...

Also, thanks to every other MLB team for not claiming. Damn.

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

Asstros off season thread 

[Guest]

Good luck in the World Series.

Great season and even better playoffs.

Run through the tape.

[UTPhil2006 3,807]

Not gonna Wade into the Helo/beard ridden shit that is the other 2 threads. Well done, great win, this was legitimately fun, and god damnit let’s do it again next season. 

[Underdog 28,611]

Congrats, Rangers fans.  Good luck in the WS. 

[tejas60 3,533]

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,669]

Game 2 tickets in hand. 

[Guest]

nm

Edited October 24, 2023 by slorch