Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

[ztejas 43,526]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

jung has to make that play.

I mean maybe dude. These guys are some fucking cocksuckers. We're going to lose a couple games.

Let's see if we can't still steal this one. We robbed them blind last night. 

[dcar00 14,321]

great play by Lowe there.  saved a run

[Bozo_Casanova 26,520]

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Yeah, poor coaching decision.  

Is it? Look - if you are Bochy the primary problem you have to solve is a shortage of healthy arms. Monty gave you 6.3 innings and allowed 3 runs. If your offense isn't working you can't win, but most nights that should keep you in the game. Worst case you put Heaney+ scrubs, lose in 9 and give the A team a day off heading into the road trip. 

Edited October 29, 2023 by Bozo_Casanova

[ztejas 43,526]

Get ready for a long series. 

Fuck me Heaney is dogshit. 

[Vic Mackey 47,103]

Just getting dominated tonight.

[dcar00 14,321]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I mean maybe dude. These guys are some fucking cocksuckers. We're going to lose a couple games.

Let's see if we can't still steal this one. We robbed them blind last night. 

Jung just missed the ball.  

[Vic Mackey 47,103]

3 run deficit tonight seems like a tall mountain to overcome and they might not even be done scoring at this rate

[dcar00 14,321]

6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Why the fuck is Monty starting this inning anyways?

his pitch count was low.  He tried to string it out.  can't say I blame him too much given what he has in the BP

[Bozo_Casanova 26,520]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

3 run deficit tonight seems like a tall mountain to overcome and they might not even be done scoring at this rate

It's 3 runs. 

[Vic Mackey 47,103]

his pitch count was low.  He tried to string it out.  can't say I blame him too much given what he has in the BP

Pitch count or not, he's had a big bag of nothing starting inning 4. He was one batter away from being pulled before 5 innings. 2 bad outings from our top guys so far this series.

[ztejas 43,526]

Rangers in 6. 

[BigDHornfan 6,549]

Let’s fucking go.

[gsoda3 3,278]

Marcus is seeing the ball well but his hands need to catch up. Next time you see him pull the ball with good contact on the barrel will be a very good sign of what's to come.

[ztejas 43,526]

[Bozo_Casanova 26,520]

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

he's had a big bag of nothing starting inning 4.

my man this whole staff is a bag of nothing. He had nothing and only gave up 1 more over the next 2.3 innings. It's not great, but also not worth burning out your bullpen if your batters aren't seeing the ball well. 

Edited October 29, 2023 by Bozo_Casanova

[ztejas 43,526]

This dude Kelly is reaming us tonight. Shit happens. 

[TwiceHorn 31,516]

Greenspoint.

[Firemans4Horn 18,118]

Merrill Lynch is just dealing. Some night’s you run into a buzz saw. 

[gsoda3 3,278]

Jonah has no idea at the moment

[Vic Mackey 47,103]

Also easy to be dealing when you get those kinds of strikes the entire night.

[dcar00 14,321]

Ball 4.  fuck this ump.

[ztejas 43,526]

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

my man this whole staff is a bag of nothing.

Yeah that's why we're in the World Series. You're a regular gem.

[Zepol87 9,189]

Fuck you ump

[dcar00 14,321]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Also easy to be dealing when you get those kinds of strikes the entire night.

this.  total bullshit.

[Vic Mackey 47,103]

Another should be walk. Same as Simien. He can throw shit outside that isn't even close and gets the call. Changes the entire complexion of these at bats

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

This offense is drunk. 

[ztejas 43,526]

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

This offense is drunk. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,520]

BTW- I hate to say this, but hat's off to Merill Kelly - this is a masterpiece of efficiency and control.  He reminds me of Tom Glavine out there tonight. 

[Vic Mackey 47,103]

This is why a 3 run deficit tonight feels like 20. We have no clue right now. Haven't strung together any innings at all.

[Bozo_Casanova 26,520]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah that's why we're in the World Series. You're a regular gem.

I love this team!  They have 2.5 starters and 3 relievers that Bochy can count on. Are you saying that pitching is a strength?

[Firemans4Horn 18,118]

Call it both ways dildo

[beer 3,220]

Hope he phams on the bases again 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,520]

fuck Tommy Pham

[ztejas 43,526]

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I love this team!  They have 2.5 starters and 3 relievers that Bochy can count on. Are you saying that pitching is a strength?

I mean you said the whole staff is a bag of nothing. That couldn't be further from the truth. We have some killers on this staff - we just aren't deep.

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

No runners in scoring position through 7??

[Bozo_Casanova 26,520]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I mean you said the whole staff is a bag of nothing. That couldn't be further from the truth. We have some killers on this staff - we just aren't deep.

it's not your fault Will

[dcar00 14,321]

10 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

fuck Tommy Pham

I think you meant phuck tommy pham

[gofuckyourself 8,355]

Thanks for the consistency ump.

[Vic Mackey 47,103]

Fuck off ump. Piece of garbage

[ztejas 43,526]

I'm gonna take a piss and we're going to strike this (slur redacted) out and then we're going to tie the game up. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,118]

Good thing we brought in the human torch. 

[gsoda3 3,278]

Great outing martin

[shadow_operative2.0 16,013]

Monday night, we'll be fine. 

[Surly Bevo 25,100]

They're still shitty

[Fudbelty 2,789]

Pesky motherfuckers. Death by 1,000 cuts.

[Firemans4Horn 18,118]

Why is this fucking spare in the game?

[beer 3,220]

This shit reminds me of us

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

welp

[SpiralOut 1,818]

Yeah, when our pitching is bad it is real bad.

[gofuckyourself 8,355]

Road Rangers will need to show.

Not throwing in the towel here but Dbacks are just locked in on both sides.